Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[goraman]

and bacon bits

[Rare Bird]

Home made scones

[Mr. C]

posing-as-very-shrill-ear-piercing new-stand-mounts-which-sounded-incredibly grim

[Rare Bird]

Thats more than-3

[Mr. C]

If-you'd-have-spent-time-in-that room -3 would-have-been-a-good-score

[DSJR]

another jobbie jobbed

[Jonboy]

another breakfast parked

[goraman]

smell texture color

[Alex_UK]

a pavement pizza

[Marco]

resembled her face

[goraman]

in white sauce

[Marco]

which I licked

[goraman]

from her baloonknot

[Rare Bird]

With great precision

[Marco]

I-removed-her-spleen

[Alex_UK]

with a spatula

[Marco]

and ate it

[Alex_UK]

a nice Chianti?

[Marco]

and fava beans

[goraman]

sleerp sleeerp sleeeeerp

[Alex_UK]

washed down nicely

[Puffin]

with gastric re-gurge

[Marco]

savouring the jelly

[Alex_UK]

from pork pie

[Marco]

to hairy pie

[DSJR]

Hot and sticky

[Marco]

she didn't wash

[DSJR]

her juicy lucy

[goraman]

flaps in wind

[Puffin]

buggered ironic catastrophe

[Marco]

- showing some improvisation

[DSJR]

with-a turkey baster

[Marco]

producing tasty juice

[DSJR]

lap it up

[Marco]

like a wanton

[Rare Bird]

burp burp burp

[Marco]

fart fart fart...

[goraman]

oops butt spray

[Marco]

skidmarks on scanties

[Puffin]

whiskers on kittens

[goraman]

chewha's long tail

[Marco]

penetrating deep within

[Puffin]

deeply swollen chalfonts

[Marco]

near her tufty

[Rare Bird]

near her tufty

I'm a mechanical '70's memory bank ;)

HxqiXqghedY

[Marco]

tufty is dead :(

[Rare Bird]

Ah don't say-that

[goraman]

who Tufty Hell?

[Puffin]

squibbly bobbly bell

[Jonboy]

Bill and Ben

[goraman]

big gay lovin

[Marco]

Ben bent over...

[Puffin]

little weed and

[DSJR]

up the junction

[Rare Bird]

Dennis Water-man

[Jonboy]

never could act

[DSJR]

all that butch

[Marco]

he wore ladies

[Puffin]

out, with his

[Jonboy]

un witty co-stars

[Marco]

who enjoyed teasing

[DSJR]

and nipple tweaking

[Jonboy]

treats the teats

[DSJR]

spill the milk

[goraman]

kiss a cow

[Marco]

on the ass

[Alex_UK]

no tongues please

[Acorn3a]

Because of disease

[Marco]

I decided not

{P.S where have you been? :)}

[DSJR]

to lick the

[Alex_UK]

rusty sheriff's badge

[DSJR]

free of the

[Marco]

weeping, suppurating, puss

[Rare Bird]

septic bubbling cauldron

[Marco]

inhaling the repugnant

[Rare Bird]

Stench of arse

[Marco]

and months-old jobby

[Alex_UK]

at minimum wage

[Marco]

raiding ladies washing-lines

[goraman]

for fridged grannypanties

[Marco]

to sniff 'n' shnortle

[Mr. C]

smoking a kipper

[DSJR]

in the sewer

[Rare Bird]

Roland the rat

[Marco]

shat-where-he-sat

[goraman]

cuz chewhas fat

[Mr. C]

deep inside a

[Rare Bird]

human brain cell

[DSJR]

bursting out of

[Puffin]

high plains drifters

[goraman]

gray primortial ooz

[AlanS]

Primortial typo primordial

[AlanS]

Slow posting forum

[Rare Bird]

I hear yer

[Marco]

as-her-tongue-explored

[goraman]

as-her-tongue-explored
a dirty keyboard

[Marco]

scooping up solidified

[Alex_UK]

crumbs and sticky

[Marco]

balls of hair

[Marco]

which Johnny ate

[Alex_UK]

with HP sauce

[goraman]

dripping fromer rectum.

[Marco]

quick, sniff her

[Rare Bird]

Tight shit box

[Jonboy]

Pot the brown

[Marco]

arse raiding pufta

[Alex_UK]

unlike Andre's avatar

(hubba hubba, who is she!? Old enough to be my mum now, probably...)

[Marco]

[and also mine]

But she gobbles

[Alex_UK]

like a turkey

[Marco]

swallowing-whole-your-massive

[Puffin]

eight day lull!!!!!!!!!

[Covenant]

How very dull

[DSJR]

(she) "has the equipment" :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

a lady boy?

[Marco]

leather-clad, sweating profusely

[Mr. C]

with merlin standing-over

[Marco]

nursing a stiff

[Mr. C]

yet rounded vanilla-aroma

[Marco]

almost toffee-like, slightly-chewy

[Mr. C]

laced-with-a pungent pheromone

[Marco]

the-aromatic-tang-of-which

[Mr. C]

was drench on

[Marco]

the gusset of

[Alex_UK]

Guinevere's chastity belt

[Marco]

which was impenetrable

[Jonboy]

poor old Arthur

[Marco]

only-managed-a-semi

[Rare Bird]

acute isosceles triangle

[Marco]

shoved sideways up

[goraman]

the red backside

[Jonboy]

having been spanked

[Rare Bird]

With-a Monkey wrench

[Marco]

inside the dungeon

[Rare Bird]

that is AOS :lol:

[Marco]

where you perform

[Rare Bird]

Many Taboo acts

[Marco]

on young boys :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

In Birmingham's posh

[Rare Bird]

Stamp collecting club

[Marco]

where tongues licked

[goraman]

on spotted dick

[Rare Bird]

Aye Sebaceous hyperplasia

[Alex_UK]

nasty gland condition

[DSJR]

oozing with creamy...

[Rare Bird]

Primula cheese spread

[Marco]

and foaming fanny-froth

[goraman]

of bitter onion

[Puffin]

and fretful remorse

[Marco]

at having sniffed

[Rare Bird]

Gandi's arse crack

[Marco]

visible through his

[Puffin]

largely unknown but

[Covenant]

after a vindaloo

[Marco]

arse-gas escaped from

[Rare Bird]

your unzipped flyhole

[Marco]

causing a stench-ette

[Alex_UK]

of epic proportions

[Marco]

only curable by

[Rare Bird]

W D 40

[Puffin]

and bloater paste

[goraman]

a wholeroll-O-Ductape

[Marco]

forcing the stench-ette

[Puffin]

up and inward

[Marco]

where it fermented

[Puffin]

and doubled-back

[DSJR]

oozing out-of the

[goraman]

pores iner face

[Puffin]

call Vera Drake!

[Rare Bird]

or even Francis

[Marco]

fondled my foreskin

[Rare Bird]

Ok for some

[Puffin]

not for mothers

[Marco]

with psychotic tendencies

[Mr. C]

which render the

[Marco]

previous violent murders

[Puffin]

understandable with PMT

[Rare Bird]

but never underestimate

[Marco]

the sheer vindictiveness

[Mr. C]

Of a Flame-haired-power-tart

[Rare Bird]

using CIF bathroom-mousse

[Puffin]

as K-Y Jelly

[Mr. C]

insisting her partner

[Marco]

administers deep-penatrative felatio

[Rare Bird]

on iceberg lettuice

[Marco]

hiding moist genitalia

[Puffin]

under cellulite crevices

[Marco]

, however undeterred I

[Puffin]

exacted dastardly revenge

[Alex_UK]

by substituting paprika

[Puffin]

Jonnson, for Jordan

[Jonboy]

real for plastic

[Puffin]

womb for hire

[Marco]

only one owner

[Jonboy]

little old ladie

[DSJR]

needs oil change

[DSJR]

with slippery lubrication

[Marco]

avoids friction burns

[DSJR]

and bursting the-scabs

[Puffin]

with hot fags

[Marco]

savouring the milky-secretion

[Mr. C]

ideal for axle-lubrication

[Marco]

and shaving foam

[Alex_UK]

for custard pies

[Mr. C]

ala' deep dish

[Marco]

thick enough for

[AlanS]

Stand by me

Ry Cooder
(for Andre)

[Puffin]

don't talk shit

[Rare Bird]

wesh ar't thi-marth

[Marco]

the drunk said

[DSJR]

while slurping a

[Puffin]

furry cup special

[Marco]

before humping a

[Alex_UK]

piano up stairs

[Marco]

where psycho-boy lived

[Alex_UK]

deftly sharpening his

[Marco]

ragged, rusty scalpel

[Rare Bird]

all ready to

[Marco]

peel some bananas

[Puffin]

when the throbbing

[Marco]

glistening, stiff tip

[Rare Bird]

jumps into action

[Mr. C]

Via Liverpool-street station

[Rare Bird]

Down the tube

[Marco]

Wendy exposed her

[Rare Bird]

Poker dot knickers

[Marco]

lightly stained from

[Rare Bird]

inaccurate target practice

[Marco]

therefore removal was

[Rare Bird]

a very messy-outcum :lolsign:

[Marco]

:eyebrows: nevertheless I ripped

[Jonboy]

open my flies

[Rare Bird]

and whipped out

[Marco]

Terry-the-trouser-snake

[Rare Bird]

stood in anticipation

[Jonboy]

with dew-drop glistening

[Rare Bird]

:eek: getting very close

[Marco]

to tadpole release

[Puffin]

Bugger! it's Wednesday

[Rare Bird]

not a good-day

[Marco]

to raid washing-lines

[Rare Bird]

stalk bollock naked

[Puffin]

standing on one-leg

[Jonboy]

finger up arse

[Marco]

purloining assorted lingerie

[Rare Bird]

while the dogs-watching

[Puffin]

dogging with pussies

[Marco]

all juicy Lucy's

[Puffin]

meanwhile at Bella's

[Marco]

a coupla fellas

[Rare Bird]

were very pre-occupied