Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

of pert titties

[Rare Bird]

with hard nipples

[Marco]

made-pointy-from-exposure-to

[Rare Bird]

much pussy friction

[Alex_UK]

the poor cat

[Rare Bird]

o fancy that

[Marco]

those rubber panties

[Jonboy]

make my balls

[Puffin]

burst with excitement

[Marco]

causing dribbles down

[Rare Bird]

swollen bell end :eek:

[goraman]

till sally blows

[Marco]

wiping froth from

[Puffin]

wind blown spume

[Marco]

creamy-flavoured but strangely

[Rare Bird]

Bleachi smelling substance

[goraman]

close to but

[Rare Bird]

at arms length

[Marco]

from swollen appendages

[Rare Bird]

badly whip lashed

[Alex_UK]

because the lady

[Marco]

loves a spanking!

[goraman]

in nagahide nickers

[Marco]

which get sweaty

[Rare Bird]

around the gussett

[Jonboy]

i prefer crutchless

[Covenant]

but fall over

[Rare Bird]

after a-quick flash

[Jonboy]

of that gusset-free-gash

[Rare Bird]

Gash sounds good

........................

Lafayette EL84 power amp :steam:

[goraman]

opps it's wood

[Puffin]

never the twain

[Marco]

Feel the strain

[goraman]

Bad Mad Brain

[Rare Bird]

salad sur-gery

[Marco]

and botty buggery

[Rare Bird]

Strictly for arse-bandito's

[Marco]

who shove Doritos

[Puffin]

in their Clito's

[Alex_UK]

with guacamole smeared

[Marco]

on their saddlebags

[Jonboy]

more tea vicar

[Alex_UK]

and a muffin?

[Jonboy]

cream on mine

[Marco]

and extra hair

[goraman]

from crusty underware.

[Marco]

sniff the jobby

[Rare Bird]

but dont lick

[Marco]

the jellied bits

[Rare Bird]

or you will

[Marco]

end up with

[Rare Bird]

A nasty blister

[Marco]

on your bean-flicker

[Jonboy]

you need KY-Jelly

[Rare Bird]

tunnel lub-rication

[DSJR]

to-stick your faulty-laptop :(

[Rare Bird]

where the-sun doant-shine

[Jonboy]

my sentiments exactly

[Puffin]

Where's Steve Backley?

[Marco]

beside Becky Frontley

[Covenant]

Ah pneumatic Becky...

[goraman]

her retarded gag-reflex

[Marco]

gives-me-a-stiffy

[Alex_UK]

too much information

[Marco]

to consume before

[goraman]

eatting fish taco

[Rare Bird]

which leads to

[Marco]

female bisexual fantasies

[Rare Bird]

fadge on fadge

[Marco]

making me moist

[Rare Bird]

Sap is rising

[goraman]

massive Kracatoea eruption

[Jonboy]

will she blow

[goraman]

wet with semprini

[Puffin]

Lambrini and Camel-toes

[Rare Bird]

there she goes

[Jonboy]

up she rises

[Puffin]

Dry Riser Inlet

[Marco]

giving access to

[goraman]

mud tunnel entance

[Jonboy]

ah the Terry- tradesmens

[Marco]

flashing builder's bums

[Rare Bird]

So ive heard :lol:

:sofa:

[DSJR]

filling pussy's galore

[Rare Bird]

Honor blackman oohaa

[Marco]

winking at you

[DSJR]

purrs when stroked

[Rare Bird]

eats you if-agrivated

[Puffin]

Mish Funny Fanny

[Marco]

knows fishy fanny

[Jonboy]

and Haddock pastie

[Rare Bird]

or kipper pate

[Marco]

adorning her pishers

[Rare Bird]

fadge flaps flapping

[goraman]

red snapper snappin

[Jonboy]

flick the bean

[Puffin]

Sync the lips

[Rare Bird]

grab yer dicks

[goraman]

happy hairy palm

[Marco]

and wanker's cramp

[Rare Bird]

Watch that Index-finger

[Marco]

how it smells

[Rare Bird]

finger nail fungus

[Jonboy]

99 change hands

[Jonboy]

oops i'm a-bit -behind

[Marco]

just-like-your-boyfriend ;) :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign:

[DSJR]

(the) prog sex god

[Rare Bird]

(the) prog sex god

Wassup :lolsign:

[goraman]

up thee arss.

[Marco]

a beef olive

[Ian Walker]

and strong wind

[Marco]

a potent cocktail

[Rare Bird]

No bab-ies

[Marco]

to be boiled

[Rare Bird]

just lob-sters

[goraman]

in dumb water.
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I don't know if you have this there?
This is a real product below.
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[Marco]

Sorry, Jeff, you've completely lost me there!! I haven't got a Scooby-Doo what relevance that has to lobsters :confused: :scratch:

[goraman]

no bab-ies


to be boiled


just lobs-ters


in dumb water

boiling lobsters in dumb watter was the idea.
after makeing the joke referance to a popular product here,I wondered if you knew of it so I posted links.

Here people will flock to a product called Smart water because they are afrad of looking stupid and are in some need of self reenforcment that they are not dumb. Much like the E Smart over there,would the car sell if it was called the village idiot car? I would be the only customer....

[Marco]

Ah ok, I see where you're coming from now - although it wasn't too clear before ;)

Let's get things back on track now, with...


boiled babies taste

[Rare Bird]

like boiled babies :eek:

[Marco]

like belly-pork, only

[goraman]

out house cured

[Marco]

for maximum flavour

[Puffin]

noggin the nog

[Covenant]

Dropped a log

[Marco]

with-bits-of-corn-stuck

[Puffin]

anti-clockwise to confuse

[Marco]

the old monk

[Jonboy]

shooting his harry

[Marco]

at poofy Larry

[Rare Bird]

always use to-say

[Marco]

gizza gobble, ya

[Puffin]

Wickfut. Dung Beetles

[Marco]

taste amazingly savoury

[Puffin]

with Fishermans Friends

[Rare Bird]

& apint er-Larger

[Marco]

, some pork scratchings...

[Puffin]

and heavy catarrh

[Marco]

intermingled-with-globules-of-snot

[Puffin]

urrggh the stench

[Marco]

of your gran's

[Rare Bird]

piss stained gussett

[Puffin]

doctors flee in-terror

[Marco]

as they attempt

[Puffin]

to find Bert

[Marco]

who was hiding

[Puffin]

with Phil McCavity

[Marco]

inside his pocket

[DSJR]

playing pocket billiards

[Puffin]

ouch! sac-re Bleu!

[Alex_UK]

mon bas blesse

[Marco]

Betty sniffed her

[goraman]

hairy tuna pit

[Marco]

the aroma was

[goraman]

putrid pungent piranna

[Puffin]

skank da pum

[Marco]

up ya bum

[Puffin]

my boobs hurt

[Marco]

after I've spurt

[Puffin]

Oooh you're funny

[Marco]

spunk is runny

[Puffin]

don't flick that

[Marco]

all over my

[DSJR]

nice denon cartridge

[Marco]

or I will

[goraman]

fill your moulth

[Rare Bird]

full of shit

[Puffin]

with caustic rhetoric!

[Rare Bird]

Logos, Pathos, Ethos

[DSJR]

Epos ES 14

[Rare Bird]

Monitor Audio R352

[Puffin]

Saveloy and chips

[goraman]

spit or swallow

[DSJR]

gob it whole

[Marco]

savouring the sticky

[Rare Bird]

Yer Filthy Animals :lol:

[Marco]

we love it :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

in all positions

[Marco]

right-up-the-Lafayette! ;)

[Rare Bird]

Sounds good to-me :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

i've stopped breathing

[Marco]

quick, rob him!

[DSJR]

lay one down

[Rare Bird]

Sir Walter Raleigh

[Alex_UK]

had lovely spuds

[Marco]

and smelled of

[Jonboy]

tabacco and fish

[Rare Bird]

& Elizabeth fadge

[Jonboy]

off with yer-head

[Puffin]

now i'm dead

[Covenant]

but not forgotten

[Alex_UK]

a memorial service

[DSJR]

big-Tannoys for coffins

[Marco]

aroused by Necraphilia

[DSJR]

going down big-time

[Marco]

on-a-horny cadaver

[Covenant]

its dead boring

[Marco]

politics in newspapers

[Covenant]

prefer fish'n'chips

[Marco]

arranged seductively around

[Puffin]

Bella Emberg's navel

[Marco]

causing her to

[Jonboy]

give Russ Abbot

[Rare Bird]

a good tugging

[Marco]

milking his cone

[Rare Bird]

tightening those bollox

[Marco]

so hard that

[Jonboy]

take aim and

[Marco]

guide your stander

[goraman]

pickles a plenty

[Marco]

gobble them up

[Alex_UK]

With Gentleman's Relish (http://www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/gentlemans-relish-patum-peperium---42g-826-p.asp)

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Jonboy]

good times ahead

[Rare Bird]

hows that then

[Marco]

well, tugging yer

[Puffin]

forelock m'lud. Breasts

[Marco]

require urgent milking

[goraman]

or thell sour

[Marco]

so-suck-em-dry

[goraman]

before they sag

[Marco]

like deflated balloons

[DSJR]

all over the

[Alex_UK]

freshly painted fence

[goraman]

snaggel tooth faries

[Marco]

wear sexy skirts

[goraman]

to hide there

[Marco]

and blow bubbles

[goraman]

2 meters wide

[Marco]

covering her slit

[goraman]

just a little

[Puffin]

old lady, Doris

[Marco]

liked having her

[goraman]

colostamy bag kissed

[Marco]

by a dirty

[Jonboy]

gloucester old spot

[Marco]

sporting a stiffness

[Alex_UK]

of upper lip

[Marco]

which exacerbated her

[Jonboy]

Tally-ho he cried

[goraman]

braveing the chunkyhumpapotamuss

[Marco]

and skid-marked panties

[goraman]

the bag broke

[Jonboy]

showering piss-n-shit over

[Marco]

a passing nun

[Covenant]

"Holy sh*te!" she said

[Alex_UK]

my thong has

[Marco]

become saturated with

[Jonboy]

thrush induced cottage-cheese