Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Rare Bird]

Know it-all basterds

[beek]

Not just for today......... Clean Detailed Sound :cool:

[Marco]

is a prerequisite

[DSJR]

to morning madness

[Mr. C]

down in-the-deep-dark-depths-of south-west-England

[DSJR]

and-now in suffolk

[Jonboy]

where-will it stop

[Mr. C]

Stepped-in-time but forgotten

[Marco]

just-like-Dave's-last-shag :eyebrows:

[DSJR]

you cheeky monkey

[Jonboy]

spank the monkey

[DSJR]

with a throbbing

[Marco]

excuse of a

[DSJR]

nine tailed pussy

[Marco]

that miaowed when

[Covenant]

it was stroked

[Marco]

then became wet

[DSJR]

and rather squelchy

[Mr. C]

turdgid sounding pap

[Marco]

only fit for

[Covenant]

Marco Pierre White

[Marco]

who talks complete

[DSJR]

and utter bullsh*t

[Filterlab]

and yet somehow

[Beechwoods]

my itchy bottom

[Marco]

caused persistent skidmarks

[Alex_UK]

even Fairy couldn't

[Marco]

hope to dissolve

[Mr. C]

so-he-tried racid toad-droppings

[Marco]

finding them somewhat

[Filterlab]

similar to manure

[Covenant]

between his teeth

[Alex_UK]

nothing a good

[UV101]

suck on a

[Marco]

fud won't cure

[DSJR]

and-good for piles

[Filterlab]

and festering hemorrhoids

[Covenant]

Scratch and sniff

[Marco]

your sweaty ballsack

[Filterlab]

but don't lick

[Alex_UK]

big white mints

[DSJR]

buried in poo

[UV101]

without ensuring that

[Marco]

your gran's scants

[Filterlab]

were washed today

[UV101]

in hydrochloric acid

[DSJR]

poured from a

[Marco]

nymph's-snail-trail-stained-panty-gusset

[Covenant]

...and mild green

[Joe]

fairy liquid squeezed

[UV101]

in places that

[DSJR]

smell like anchovies

[Covenant]

Kill the fish!

[Marco]

scrub the saddlebags!

[Covenant]

with dead fish!

[DSJR]

jerk the jerkin

[Marco]

essence of Parmesan

[Filterlab]

like cheesy scrote

[Marco]

salty, yet strangely

[Rare Bird]

bad for people

[UV101]

who-should know better

[Filterlab]

than trust badgers

[Mr. C]

with plasma rifles

[Filterlab]

and LCD shotguns

[Marco]

equipped with erections

[UV101]

and rubber hats

[Filterlab]

bearing Nike logos

[DSJR]

on their wellingtons

[Marco]

concealing underneath some

[DSJR]

juicy and swollen

[Rare Bird]

Sun burned Hyperborean

[Alex_UK]

who came from

[Themis]

the small vilage

[Marco]

of upper-fartington, near

[Alex_UK]

her chocolate starfish

[Marco]

which I duly

[Jonboy]

flicked her bean

[Rare Bird]

Marco fav passtime :lol:

[beek]

Alex,
I have to admit there is somthing mysterious & attractive to me about those 3 words............:scratch:

[Marco]

flick that chick :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

flick yer dick :)

[Marco]

make it stick

[Alex_UK]

I feel sick

[Rare Bird]

Too much beer

[Marco]

makes you queer

[Jonboy]

sore-arse i fear

[Marco]

never mind, dear

[Rare Bird]

King-dick is here

[Marco]

feel his spear

[Rare Bird]

lodged up-yer rear

[Marco]

causing a tear

[Rare Bird]

in his shit-box

[Marco]

from hammering home

[Rare Bird]

Big fat harry

[Covenant]

Houdini who didn't

[Puffin]

shit a give

[Marco]

but enjoyed winkles

[Filterlab]

and big mussels

[Marco]

between his ears

[Puffin]

Where's my Buccaneers?

[Marco]

behind yer buccanhead

[Puffin]

Good ol' Buggerlugs

[Marco]

liked to fondle

[Puffin]

those "special" lobes

[UV101]

just behind the

[Marco]

right inner-flange, beside

[UV101]

the elaborate piercing

[Marco]

covered in smegma

[Rare Bird]

ridden cheezy peckker

[Marco]

Parmesan or Gouda?

[Rare Bird]

Pave d'auge

[Marco]

suitably pungent and

[Rare Bird]

Bad breath inducing

[Puffin]

maggots for faggots

[Rare Bird]

Rampent shit miners

[DSJR]

pouring it forth

[DSJR]

into piles of

[UV101]

steaming cess, covered

[Marco]

dainty little sandwiches

[Rare Bird]

All cucumbered up

[Puffin]

covered in flangmange

[Marco]

and various detritus

[Rare Bird]

bodly waste products

[Puffin]

Sprinkled with Hundreds&Thousands

[Rare Bird]

All pretty colours

[DSJR]

and tasting sh*te

[Marco]

of sour flange-juice

[Rare Bird]

Yummy sound good

[Marco]

nice-cocktail-before-copulating?

[Puffin]

and effin' & Jeffin'

[Rare Bird]

Pulling & yanking

[Puffin]

just short of

[Rare Bird]

Wa-nk-ing

[DSJR]

blowing-the end off

[Rare Bird]

Apollo 13 oxygen-tanks

[Puffin]

able semen Stevens

[Marco]

who liked to

[Jonboy]

join master baits

[Alex_UK]

and Roger the

[Filterlab]

cabin boy, who

[Jonboy]

opened the port-hole

[Rare Bird]

& pulled-out a-plumb

[Jonboy]

and said what

[Marco]

is Mary fingering

[Alex_UK]

poor little lamb

[Marco]

its back-end rammed

[Jonboy]

kebab with chilli

[Rare Bird]

Burning ring piece

[Marco]

which no amount

[Rare Bird]

of Germaline will-soothe

[Marco]

leaving a rash

[Rare Bird]

Simular-to Pink Cheese

[Marco]

puss-leaking-like-a

[Filterlab]

monk's cock after

[Rare Bird]

a holy castration

[Filterlab]

with an axe

[Rare Bird]

Honey i'm home

[Filterlab]

and here's Johnny!

[Puffin]

bashing one out

[Filterlab]

with his chopper

[Puffin]

flacid old flopper

[Marco]

only good for

[Filterlab]

stirring his coffee

[Puffin]

bum bum bottee

[DSJR]

with a hole

[Marco]

for parking a

[Filterlab]

length of tube

[Marco]

normally kept in

[DSJR]

a moist environment

[Filterlab]

like grandma's pants

[Rare Bird]

Like Daves Ears :lol:

[DSJR]

full of wax

[Jonboy]

from a brazilion

[Marco]

she does extras!

[Alex_UK]

a happy finish

[Puffin]

spit and polish

[Marco]

causing significant splashback

[Puffin]

one swallow doesn't

[Jonboy]

make up for

[Puffin]

being pug ugly

[Marco]

and remarkably dim

[Rare Bird]

Technics 1210 user :lol:

[Marco]

who's deaf and

[Rare Bird]

Thin on top :D:bum:

[Marco]

making Kojak look

[Rare Bird]

who loves-yer babie

[Marco]

wanna-lick-my-lolly? :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

Where's it been?

[Marco]

somewhere damp and

[Rare Bird]

Er um er!

[Marco]

with-a-hint-of-stilton

[Alex_UK]

and broccoli quiche

[Rare Bird]

get it washed

[Marco]

shove yer loofah

[Mr. C]

around your goofah

[Rare Bird]

Don't ba-a Pooftah

[Puffin]

camp as christmas

[Jonboy]

In Brightons Kemp-Town

http://tourism.brighton.co.uk/gay/index.asp?url=Gay

[Puffin]

with shiny dome

[Rare Bird]

Swollen bell ends

[Jonboy]

pass the vasalene

[Marco]

massage to stiffen

[Puffin]

burn the brush-up

[Rare Bird]

Ding-dong avon calling

[Marco]

drop yer knickers!

[Rare Bird]

gis a flash

[Marco]

of yer white

[Rare Bird]

arse che-eks

[Marco]

parted and prepped

[DSJR]

stroke your pussy

[DSJR]

watch-out, she bites

[Rare Bird]

Cautious on entry

[Marco]

avoiding abandoned shopping-trolleys

[Rare Bird]

stepford wives style

[Marco]

Lock up yer

[DSJR]

mangled googly wotsits

[Rare Bird]

bind-em with rope

[DSJR]

and smother with

[Rare Bird]

Hot goose fat

[Jonboy]

pepper and salt

[Rare Bird]

oven, medium-heat 1/2-hour

[Jonboy]

withdraw when done

[Rare Bird]

Give-it a quick-wash

[Marco]

removing frothy residue

[Jonboy]

And pussy disscharge

[Marco]

Fish sauce, anyone?

[DSJR]

lots of vinegar

[Jonboy]

and tartar sauce

[Puffin]

a labia of-love

[DSJR]

for licking clean

[Marco]

your Sunday roast

[DSJR]

mamalia with gravy

[Rare Bird]

Bit-on the side

[Marco]

dip-yer-'soldier'-in

[DSJR]

loads of crackling

[DSJR]

on yer shaft

[Rare Bird]

nice 'n' salty

[goraman]

happy little wessel

[Rare Bird]

What takes yer-fancy

[Marco]

randy old Nancy

[DSJR]

getting her onions

[Marco]

between her bunions

[Rare Bird]

like veruka salt

[Marco]

festering toenail fungus

[goraman]

fat chunkey lump

[Covenant]

having a dump

[Jonboy]

fancy a jump

[Marco]

pump yer bump

[Alex_UK]

medium rare rump

[Rare Bird]

A Nice hand-full