Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Rare Bird]

which smells-like an-whores-knickers

[Marco]

essence of salmon?

[Rare Bird]

& rotting corpses

[Marco]

for today's sarnies

[Rare Bird]

In tormatoe sauce

[Jonboy]

and thrush custard

[Marco]

with barbecued placenta

[Rare Bird]

& pubic dressing

[Themis]

just in front

[Marco]

appeared a hefalump

[Rare Bird]

appeared a hefalump

With two 'F's

:lolsign:

[Marco]

who sez so? :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

These do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heffalump

[Rare Bird]

da da da

[DSJR]

oily and moist

[Alex_UK]

extra virgin pressed

[Marco]

deflowering maiden variety

[Jonboy]

Fitz nice-n tight (German Virgin)

[Themis]

startled as usually

[Marco]

she lets me

[Rare Bird]

Fumble about with

[Alex_UK]

her pink gerraniums

[Rare Bird]

Like Turkey Snood

[DSJR]

in the nood (sorry :D)

[Jonboy]

gobble gobble spit-or-swallow

[Rare Bird]

Make-your mind-up quick

[Marco]

before yer sick

[Rare Bird]

The whole lot

[Marco]

dribbled down yer

[Rare Bird]

Good ladies chin

[Marco]

over her beard

[Rare Bird]

n'down her cleavage

[Marco]

towards her flower

[St3v3]

-y summer dress

[Rare Bird]

Short-cut upto her

[Covenant]

little brown eye

[Rare Bird]

:scratch:

[Rare Bird]

spy with my

[Jonboy]

winking japs eye

[Rare Bird]

eye jimmie lad

[DSJR]

up the doodie

[Marco]

smoke a doobie :peace:

[Jonboy]

chill man chill

[Covenant]

pop a pill

[Mike]

pop a pill

[Mike]

Bah!... I'm not playing!

[Marco]

wet your nappy?

[Jonboy]

cream your pants

[Marco]

solidified milky residue

[Themis]

of uncertain age

[Marco]

mixing with fungus

[Covenant]

causing erection humongous

[Marco]

and some rumpy-pumpous

[Alex_UK]

with a brontosaurus

[Marco]

they named Doris

[Rare Bird]

Sexy bitch-of the-town

[Marco]

takes-it-up-the-brownie

[Rare Bird]

Tight Ring Piece

[Marco]

flanking moist flange

[Jonboy]

ranking sweaty minge

[Rare Bird]

Ringing wet Gusset

[Marco]

vandalised with skidmarks

[Rare Bird]

The size-of Brans-hatch

[Marco]

caused by sloppy

[Themis]

odd tricks of

[Marco]

ineffectual bum wiping

[Jonboy]

burning chilli arse

[Marco]

guaranteed to give

[Jonboy]

piles like a-bunch-of-grapes

[Marco]

only curable by

[Rare Bird]

Red hot poker

[Marco]

inserted sideways up

[Rare Bird]

o deary me

[Marco]

she moaned as

[Rare Bird]

her old man

[Marco]

stretched her vulva

[Jonboy]

with a marrow

[DSJR]

and thrusted manfully

[Rare Bird]

Daffodil in hair

[Themis]

Still this didn't

[Rare Bird]

do anything for-her

[Marco]

so I unleashed

[Rare Bird]

my Melton-Mowbray Pork-Pie

:)

[Marco]

chock-full-of-meaty-goodness

[Rare Bird]

Not Necessarily tasteful

[Marco]

just like her

[Rare Bird]

Husbands LP 12

:D

[Mr. C]

Crock-of dog doo-doo

[Marco]

excellent for fruit

[Rare Bird]

at harvest festival

[Alex_UK]

shall we pray?

[Marco]

that she doesn't

[Rare Bird]

Piss on him

[Mr. C]

with judious verve

[Themis]

although she could

[Marco]

empty her bladder

[Jonboy]

and practice watersports

[Alex_UK]

a diving expert

[Marco]

Orally, she performed

[Rare Bird]

very well indeed

[Marco]

for a dwarf

[Rare Bird]

with three tits

[Marco]

a beard, and

[Rare Bird]

David Crockett hat

:lolsign:

[Alex_UK]

jauntily tilted toward

[Marco]

with meaningful intent

[Rare Bird]

Very Intrest ing

[Marco]

that scab on

[Rare Bird]

my bell end

[Marco]

formed due to

[Alex_UK]

not enough lubricant

[Marco]

causing friction burns

[Rare Bird]

around the urethral-meatus

[Jonboy]

oh my swollen-Bellend

[Marco]

creaming one off http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3895

[Themis]

and the other

[Marco]

You mean this?

http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3889

[Themis]

or perhaps this ?
http://www.alpha-geek.fr/public/Photos/.kamasutra_geek_m.jpg

[Marco]

Hahaha... Or this:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4351/1044v.gif (http://img109.imageshack.us/i/1044v.gif/)

[Rare Bird]

dirty old man

[Alex_UK]

with stained Mac

[Rare Bird]

Un shit-stained gussett

[DSJR]

dripping wet with

[Jonboy]

last nights curry

[Themis]

although they pretended

[Rare Bird]

It-was sweet 'n' sour pork

[Alex_UK]

it was actually

[Rare Bird]

last nights curry

:scratch:

[Marco]

smeared over her

[Rare Bird]

Big fat tits

[Marco]

swinging about merrily

[Rare Bird]

Read to kill

[Marco]

by squashing yer

[Ian Walker]

daddies straw hat

[Marco]

perched precariously on

[Marco]

Rudi's failed forum

[Rare Bird]

Like Flat Earth

:lol:

[Marco]

and fart gas :lolsign:

[Rare Bird]

Methaine rots da'brain

[alfie2902]

around in circles ;)

[Rare Bird]

Just like here

http://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?p=86262#post86262

:rofl:

[Marco]

and there, and

[Rare Bird]

there and there

[Themis]

without bothering about

[Marco]

her excessive sweating

[Jonboy]

whilst straddling a

[Rare Bird]

Meat & two-veg

[Marco]

Then she fanny-farted...

[Rare Bird]

Right-across my bollocks

[alfie2902]

is tattooed 'HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS'

[Rare Bird]

big-bollocks they are

[Marco]

and cheesy, too!

[Jonboy]

scratch and sniff

[Rare Bird]

If you wanna-wiff

[Jonboy]

smoke a spliff:peace:

[Marco]

of my Parmesan-encrusted

[Rare Bird]

fat'but Deformed bell-end

[Marco]

causing a froth

[Rare Bird]

round'his crusty japs-eye

[Alex_UK]

Dirty Dick always

[Marco]

left skidmarks around

[Jonboy]

the elephant-n castle

[Marco]

another word for

[DSJR]

itchy bottom syndrome

[Marco]

caused by insufficient

[Jonboy]

clearing of dingleberries

[Marco]

therefore this required

[alfie2902]

wirebrush & Dettol

[Marco]

applied vigorously to

[alfie2902]

Bleach the chocolate-starfish

[Marco]

rendering an aroma

[Alex_UK]

of burning rubber

[Marco]

stirring your loins

[DSJR]

of fresh crabs

[Mr. C]

via Morcombe bay

[Rare Bird]

on-route to Wrexham

[Marco]

where Mad-Marco Boy

[DSJR]

hangs them low

[Rare Bird]

Swinging dangerously about

[Jonboy]

causing ball slap

[Marco]

and unusual rashes

[Rare Bird]

Causing serious irritation

[Jonboy]

like sand in-a-condom

[Rare Bird]

Yes in deedi

[Marco]

stiffy-in-a-nunnery

[Rare Bird]

Flashing-to the Vicar

[Marco]

nun unfastens her

[Rare Bird]

Black sus-penders

[Marco]

revealing her hairy

[DSJR]

pussy-like creation

[Marco]

which vaguely resembled

[Mr. C]

A dishevelled monk-fish

[Rare Bird]

With Spikey bollox

[Marco]

dangling like shrivelled

[Rare Bird]

hedge hog earrings

[Marco]

All-of-a-sudden, Matilda

[Rare Bird]

whipped-of her knickers

[Marco]

leaving a puddle

[Rare Bird]

of fudge-in her-gusset

[Jonboy]

Jim licked eagerly

[Rare Bird]

like'er thirsty puddy-cat

[Marco]

savouring the duck-butter

[Mr. C]

Flowing with intermittent

[Alex_UK]

windscreen wiper controls

[DSJR]

applying pressure to

[Rare Bird]

Right index finger

[DSJR]

inserted into the

[Jonboy]

pink pulsating Sphincter

[Rare Bird]

of Felicity Kendal

[Jonboy]

30 years ago

[Rare Bird]

still nice today

[Jonboy]

for a pensioner

[Rare Bird]

:eek:

Crinkle free tho

[Jonboy]

only cracks front-n-rear

[Alex_UK]

you need Autoglass

[Rare Bird]

Before it too-late

[Marco]

finger-her-wet-pie

[Beechwoods]

holidays are coming

[DSJR]

high-days or holidays?

[Beechwoods]

both! why not

[Alex_UK]

book a cruise

[Marco]

Join the mile-high-club

[Beechwoods]

or go dogging

[Alex_UK]

might meet Stan (Collymore, not any other!)

[Beechwoods]

humpin inna Hummer!

[Rare Bird]

Horatio caine style

[Alex_UK]

welcome to Miami

[Beechwoods]

watch the shades

[Jonboy]

get jiggy with-it

[Beechwoods]

M I B

[Jonboy]

wild wild west

[Rare Bird]

west is-the best

[Marco]

soak her vest

[Jonboy]

stroke her nest

[Marco]

sook her breasts

[Rare Bird]

a pussy fest

[Marco]

inhale the salmon

[Rare Bird]

Till toenails curl

[Marco]

scooping up dandruff

[Rare Bird]

& Snorting through-a £20-note

[Marco]

savouring the raisin-like

[Rare Bird]

sticky shit clinkers

[Marco]

which had accumulated

[Jonboy]

and sold-as treats

[Rare Bird]

in christmas crackers

[Marco]

inserted-inside-her-undercrackers

[Rare Bird]

Pull-em off & BANG!

[Jonboy]

i like banging

[Rare Bird]

I doo too

[Jonboy]

itsa bastard when-you-hit-your-thumb-though