Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Beechwoods]

which end's which

[Marco]

the unwashed crevice-end

[Beechwoods]

cul de sac?

[Marco]

hairy bo' sac

[Mr. C]

with leaned out......

[Marco]

cheesy perspiration globules

[Mr. C]

in WAF configuration

[Marco]

designed to appease

[Puffin]

squeezy cheesy peas

[Marco]

May I just say: "Marinated bum gas"?

[Mr. C]

sifted through TT-strain-gauges

[Marco]

and also some

[Mr. C]

bio-electric damping field

[Marco]

and-a-soupçon-of

[Mr. C]

Acrolink-carbon-fiber-headshell

[Marco]

rammed sideways up

[Mr. C]

an Esoteric enclosure

[Marco]

exhibiting metronomic timing

[Mr. C]

at the atomic-level

[Puffin]

of Gamma-Ray promiscuity

[Marco]

meaning imminent flatulence

[Puffin]

pardon me, better

[Marco]

expel the gas

[Puffin]

for better comforting-make

[Marco]

sell it bottled

[Puffin]

eau de rectum

[Marco]

Essence de Bottée

[Puffin]

fruits de merde

[Marco]

tang du gusset

[Puffin]

bandits at 1.00clock

[Marco]

arse bandits, monsieur?

[Puffin]

give me indigestion

[Marco]

spit, don't swallow

[Puffin]

there's always tomorrow

[Marco]

before committing suicide

[Mr. C]

Tally ho ginger

[Puffin]

so long, it's

[brainz2000]

nearly time for ...

[Puffin]

the chemical cosh

[Marco]

she's talking tosh

[Puffin]

bish bash bosh

[Marco]

, caning her arse

[Puffin]

peeping at Tom

[Marco]

today it's ginger

[Puffin]

tomorrow a smoothy

[Marco]

watch out, stubble-rash!

[Puffin]

and a bishop-to-bash!

[Marco]

guided-into-her-gash

[Puffin]

watch for happy-rash

[Marco]

oooh...pish splash

[Puffin]

grip it tightly

[Marco]

mopping the froth

[Puffin]

extra shot skinny

[Marco]

with man's milk

[Puffin]

wear a helmet

[Marco]

casually, with panache

[Puffin]

and handle-bar moustache

[DaveK]

at supersonic speed

[Puffin]

smokin' da weed

[Marco]

spreadin' ya seed

[Puffin]

hopin' ta breed

[Marco]

doin' the deed

[Puffin]

boiling the cabbage

[Marco]

draining-the-dirty-water

[Puffin]

sifting through the

[Marco]

sludge and silage

[Puffin]

"can't polish a-turd"

[Mr. C]

though awesome sounds

[Puffin]

come from coherent

[Mr. C]

linear musical speakers

[Marco]

ensuring advanced Tinnitus ;)

[Mr. C]

and 'real' reproduction

[Puffin]

"what about horns"

[Mr. C]

Unless Tad least-forget

[Marco]

I've-got-a-horn (listening to these Tannoys) :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

Safe big-loud sounds

[Marco]

a-gig-in-ya-room :fingers:

[Puffin]

E's-are-good. E's-are-good, E's

[Mr. C]

Ebeneezer went real

[Marco]

and-copped-a-feel

[Puffin]

what Claire Teal?

[Marco]

make her squeal!

[Puffin]

re-invent the wheel

[Marco]

sautée a seal

[Puffin]

go clubbing ha-ha

[Marco]

baseball-bat its nut

[Mr. C]

with-tenderness I bet

[Marco]

Gas mark-4, 40-mins

[Puffin]

topping spread tarquin

[Marco]

prepare the giblets

[Puffin]

surf and turf

[Marco]

fry a smurf

[Puffin]

sniff a turd

[Marco]

inhale a fart

[Puffin]

oh don't start!

[Marco]

there's one brewing... :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

[Marco]

Ooops, daddee, look...

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:o :sorry:

[Puffin]

soft, soft, soft

[Marco]

wanna see worse? :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

ouch, don't-hurt my man-purse

[Marco]

easy to miss! :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

for-some of you :ner:

[Marco]

wiggle yer walloper

[Mr. C]

a-metaphor for BMW-owners

[Marco]

with no-bass-ATC-speakers ;)

[Mr. C]

Living-in cloud-cooko land

[Puffin]

pump-up the jam

[Marco]

rags raspberry juice

[Puffin]

dental floss thongs

[Marco]

worn by ladyboys

[Puffin]

with the "ring-of-confidence"

[Marco]

attached to their

[Puffin]

embarrased parents who

[Marco]

all wore cock-rings

[Puffin]

it kinda lingers

[Marco]

that fishy stench

[Puffin]

of err..... fish?

[Marco]

plucked fresh from

[Puffin]

the cod father

[Marco]

chippy, where Brenda

[Puffin]

said fillet boys

[Marco]

before offering hand-relief

[Puffin]

jerkin' battered Gherkins

[Marco]

which had inadvertently

[Puffin]

started talking and

[Marco]

jumping inside Brenda's

[Alex_UK]

steaming pile of

[Marco]

soggy spam fritters

[Puffin]

not up the-shitter!!

[Marco]

making her twitter

[Puffin]

time it right

[Marco]

between ecstatic convulsions

[Puffin]

where's me tea?!

[Marco]

floating in wee?

[Alex_UK]

the big log

[Marco]

chocolate 'beef olives'? :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

kills 99% of

[Marco]

botty burps dead

[Alex_UK]

or full refund

[Mr. C]

from Salisbury's finest

[Marco]

malfunctioning-but-ebullient personnel

[Puffin]

making a DIN

[Marco]

'servicing' their quim :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

with outdated sound

[Marco]

PRAT is dead?

[Puffin]

pace maker failed.

[Marco]

panties losing elasticity

[Puffin]

batteries not included

[Marco]

Rhonda was deluded

[Puffin]

but acute angina!

[Alex_UK]

two fried eggs

[Puffin]

full english please!

[Marco]

including all 'extras' [phnar, phnar :eyebrows:]

[Alex_UK]

half a shandy

[Marco]

when feeling randy

[Alex_UK]

refreshes the parts

[Marco]

nurse Gladys can't

[Puffin]

even begin to

[Marco]

stimulate with lubricant

[Mr. C]

of a-telfon nature

[Marco]

revealing a-pair-of-pert Petunias

[Puffin]

a delicate de-flowering

[Marco]

before shaving off

[Alex_UK]

his handlebar moustache

[Mr. C]

with-a shrill valve-sound

[Puffin]

Ode to Cath

[Mr. C]

whilst plate-voltage fades-away

[Puffin]

why-don't-you-just Fffffffffff.....

[Mr. C]

into-a puff-of pink-smoke

[Marco]

taking your pink-tutu

[Puffin]

up the rear

[Alex_UK]

alley in Brighton

[Puffin]

sand everywhere, especially

[Marco]

under her flange

[Alex_UK]

which needed re-soldering

[Puffin]

Mr lover lover

[Marco]

whapped out his

[Puffin]

shaggy shag monster

[Marco]

the fonejacker entered...

[Beechwoods]

Marco's telephone number

[Puffin]

and got Bepe

[anthonyTD]

and A blip!

[Puffin]

Sorry, please replace

[Alex_UK]

the batteries quickly

[Marco]

before Jenny comes [I think I might have spelled that wrongly]

[Puffin]

Eargasm: pleasure for...

[Mr. C]

deaf-old pony-tailed coots

[Mr. C]

who's dads radiogram

[Mr. C]

spews mediocre dross

[Mr. C]

sounds into a

[Mr. C]

70's throw back

[Mr. C]

nostalgia crazed 'sentiment'

[Marco]

getting carried away? :lol:

[Puffin]

all bloody incoherent?

[Marco]

he's pished again... :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

like we did-last

[Marco]

winter, let's pish...

[Puffin]

again, pishing time

[Marco]

is dear, let's...

[Puffin]

tell everyone that

[Marco]

we're all dafties

[Puffin]

pant-sniffers on Prozac

[Marco]

observing the snail-trails

[Puffin]

armoured dildos eat

[Mr. C]

Seasoned KY jelly

[Alex_UK]

with chocolate icecream

[Puffin]

and Raspberry jus

[Mr. C]

drizzled with appetizing

[Marco]

flaky muff fluff

[Puffin]

oh God, my

[Alex_UK]

fanbelt has broken

[Marco]

leading to massive

[Puffin]

poverty across Europe

[Marco]

through abnormal flexure

[Puffin]

of comestible uteri

[Marco]

choose ya flavour...

[Puffin]

call it quits

[Alex_UK]

double or nothing

[Puffin]

hot buttered muffin

[Marco]

needs-a-good-buffin'

[Puffin]

dance da raggamuffin'

[Marco]

eat-your-own snot!

[Puffin]

nostrildamus once said

[Marco]

toasted ear-wax is

[Mr. C]

Generously spread on........

[Puffin]

hot buttered thighs

[Mr. C]

glistening in-the shimmering

[Marco]

moist post-coital afterglow

[Puffin]

shimmering lips Mmmmmmm

[Marco]

with-a-hint-of-haddock

[Puffin]

but one-man's fish

[Alex_UK]

battered to death

[Marco]

for indecently exposing

[Alex_UK]

Cameo's red codpiece

[Marco]

concealing a bulbous

[Mr. C]

peach ready-for plucking

[Puffin]

Ron, over to-you

[Marco]

and your dress

[Puffin]

Mmm isn't it

[Marco]

suits you sir!

[Puffin]

my wife's left-me

[Jonboy]

Big Bouncy Baps

[Puffin]

No, flat chested

[Alex_UK]

two fried eggs

[Mr. C]

sunny side up

[Marco]

with slimy mucous

[Mr. C]

with a 555-psu

[Puffin]

and a hemi-head

[anthonyTD]

with four-pot holly