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Marco
10-02-2009, 19:15
it outperforms everything

Puffin
10-02-2009, 19:30
Except Cillit Bang

Marco
10-02-2009, 20:14
dissolving panty stains

Puffin
10-02-2009, 20:32
And Massive Staines

Marco
10-02-2009, 20:53
a town near

Puffin
10-02-2009, 21:35
Sensimilia's Booyakkasha shack

Beechwoods
10-02-2009, 21:38
Aaaaaiiight ;) Me Julie...

Marco
10-02-2009, 21:49
had a juicy

Beechwoods
10-02-2009, 22:35
fruit. Oh my

Marco
11-02-2009, 06:47
it dribbled on

Beechwoods
11-02-2009, 06:51
my under pants

Marco
11-02-2009, 07:12
leaving a residue

Acorn3a
11-02-2009, 10:45
easily removed by

Mike
11-02-2009, 11:03
a bastard file

Marco
11-02-2009, 11:08
what's that, then? :scratch:

Prince of Darkness
11-02-2009, 11:14
Coarse, raspy thing!

Mike
11-02-2009, 11:16
removes crap from

Marco
11-02-2009, 11:21
troublesome persistent bastards?

Mike
11-02-2009, 11:25
you're still here

Marco
11-02-2009, 11:38
Hehe... Suck my

Acorn3a
11-02-2009, 17:01
quite large pink

Puffin
11-02-2009, 19:50
triangle Da Capo

Marco
11-02-2009, 22:19
it's slightly crapo

Beechwoods
12-02-2009, 08:35
used left handed

Marco
12-02-2009, 11:24
like a w*nking

Beechwoods
12-02-2009, 11:52
monkey. Going bananas!

Marco
12-02-2009, 11:59
looking at Anna's

Beechwoods
12-02-2009, 12:03
big fat booty

Puffin
12-02-2009, 20:22
two fingered Sooty

Marco
12-02-2009, 23:10
tweaking her chooky

Beechwoods
12-02-2009, 23:10
surprised Sweep by

Puffin
13-02-2009, 15:32
a hand shandy

Beechwoods
13-02-2009, 23:19
and pork scratchings

Marco
13-02-2009, 23:33
attached to nipples

Beechwoods
13-02-2009, 23:36
permanently with araldite

Puffin
14-02-2009, 08:44
boy glue is

Beechwoods
14-02-2009, 08:50
like cow gum

Puffin
14-02-2009, 09:16
add salt to

Marco
14-02-2009, 10:12
her 'wound' and

Acorn3a
14-02-2009, 10:49
hear her scream

Marco
14-02-2009, 10:58
flicking her 'bean'

Puffin
14-02-2009, 14:28
digging the scene

Marco
14-02-2009, 14:38
preparing to preen

Mike
14-02-2009, 14:45
her sex machine

Acorn3a
14-02-2009, 15:08
splitting her spleen

Puffin
14-02-2009, 18:09
With-a Gangster Lean

Marco
14-02-2009, 19:23
mean Dean's keen

Acorn3a
14-02-2009, 20:23
playing with pene

Puffin
14-02-2009, 20:27
my it's weeny!

Marco
14-02-2009, 20:38
his little 'Jeany'

Beechwoods
14-02-2009, 20:45
'Norma' said Elton

Marco
14-02-2009, 20:49
undo your blouse

Beechwoods
14-02-2009, 21:11
it's hot in

Marco
14-02-2009, 21:19
your granny's girdle

Beechwoods
14-02-2009, 21:26
granny's hot anyway

Marco
14-02-2009, 21:35
playing strip poker

Beechwoods
14-02-2009, 21:53
says my grandad

Puffin
14-02-2009, 21:54
Unlucky Alf, Bugger

Marco
14-02-2009, 21:57
that blind swan

Puffin
14-02-2009, 22:11
Goosed me mercilessly

Marco
14-02-2009, 23:32
that fateful Wednesday

Puffin
15-02-2009, 08:21
for Boomtown Rats

Beechwoods
15-02-2009, 09:19
it was Monday

Puffin
15-02-2009, 10:03
I don't like

Beechwoods
15-02-2009, 10:08
she's gorra gun!

Puffin
23-02-2009, 20:31
pardon the pun

Beechwoods
23-02-2009, 20:36
it's only fun

Puffin
23-02-2009, 21:15
The Hacker's-a Cun

Ian Walker
23-02-2009, 22:03
Trude ole fucker

Puffin
23-02-2009, 22:19
with shrivelled nuts

Marco
23-02-2009, 23:15
wanking over panties

Beechwoods
23-02-2009, 23:22
stolen from next-door

Marco
24-02-2009, 08:35
he needs help

Ian Walker
24-02-2009, 08:50
you mean medical

Marco
24-02-2009, 08:53
yep, specialist treatment

Ian Walker
24-02-2009, 08:58
Whats the symptoms

Marco
24-02-2009, 09:01
severe pantyonitis of

Acorn3a
24-02-2009, 13:48
lower groin area

Puffin
24-02-2009, 18:27
suck the pus

Marco
24-02-2009, 23:04
from his boil

foxysounds
25-02-2009, 12:28
-in-the-bag

Mr. C
25-02-2009, 14:24
style Chinese meal

Puffin
25-02-2009, 16:37
Monosodium glued-to-mate

Marco
26-02-2009, 08:41
applied liberally over

shuggz
26-02-2009, 13:21
my latest date

Puffin
26-02-2009, 16:41
is it Christmas?

Acorn3a
28-02-2009, 09:59
pass the nuts

Puffin
28-02-2009, 13:35
in ball bags

Marco
04-03-2009, 22:07
covered in cheese

Puffin
05-03-2009, 08:49
Oh, Oh Puhleeeesssseee

Marco
05-03-2009, 09:37
squeeze my peas

Puffin
05-03-2009, 18:18
Cheesy peas, Brilliant!

Marco
05-03-2009, 18:34
for reducing inflammation

Spectral Morn
05-03-2009, 18:36
of the butt

Puffin
05-03-2009, 20:10
anal warts vanish

Acorn3a
05-03-2009, 23:13
by using a

Marco
05-03-2009, 23:25
Brillo pad roughly

Puffin
06-03-2009, 07:35
but not quite

Marco
06-03-2009, 12:50
bursting the boils

Acorn3a
06-03-2009, 15:33
next step is

Marco
06-03-2009, 15:41
draining the puss

Puffin
06-03-2009, 15:41
add sugar to-taste

Marco
06-03-2009, 16:20
simmer gently, gasmark(4)

Acorn3a
06-03-2009, 18:05
and stir until

Puffin
06-03-2009, 18:31
Pus in boots

Marco
06-03-2009, 21:30
prepares the Hollandaise

Puffin
07-03-2009, 00:35
Mmmm Daddy's mayonnaise!

Marco
07-03-2009, 10:07
creamy man's milk!

Mike
07-03-2009, 10:22
Oh bejeezus, stop

Marco
07-03-2009, 10:37
interfering with my

Puffin
07-03-2009, 11:18
flappy paddle gearbox!

Steve Toy
07-03-2009, 12:06
Clive Grace is

Marco
07-03-2009, 12:11
a veritable bawbag

Puffin
07-03-2009, 12:40
slave to t'rhythm

Marco
09-03-2009, 22:01
his lesbian girlfriend

Puffin
10-03-2009, 07:34
loves flappy paddles

Acorn3a
11-03-2009, 14:10
especially while fondling

Puffin
11-03-2009, 19:36
perky cream buns

Mike
11-03-2009, 19:37
with cherries on

Marco
11-03-2009, 19:41
ripe for 'juicing' :eyebrows:

Mike
11-03-2009, 20:32
and making a

Marco
11-03-2009, 21:00
mess on your

Puffin
11-03-2009, 21:38
only day off

Marco
11-03-2009, 22:13
from riding donkeys

Puffin
12-03-2009, 07:25
with muffin tops

Marco
12-03-2009, 09:28
drunk and disorderly

Puffin
12-03-2009, 12:53
vile flesh everywhere

Marco
12-03-2009, 13:05
from mutilated donkeys

Puffin
12-03-2009, 19:55
Knobs like hosepipes

Marco
12-03-2009, 21:27
dangling underneath heaving

Puffin
12-03-2009, 22:09
puke stained fatties

Marco
12-03-2009, 23:00
doing the twist

Puffin
13-03-2009, 07:27
in a chubby

Marco
13-03-2009, 11:17
checker kinda way

Puffin
13-03-2009, 18:31
full of sausages

Marco
13-03-2009, 19:48
stuffed down shorts

Puffin
13-03-2009, 19:50
pork sword stylee

Marco
13-03-2009, 19:55
peeking through slits

Puffin
13-03-2009, 20:08
eyeing the talent

Marco
13-03-2009, 20:42
entering the nursing-home

Puffin
13-03-2009, 21:03
Dopey Doris groped

Marco
13-03-2009, 21:05
old Harry's zimmer

Puffin
14-03-2009, 08:30
with ribbed tickler

Marco
15-03-2009, 13:18
inserted up sphincter

Puffin
15-03-2009, 19:02
of this Parish

Marco
16-03-2009, 09:20
The vicar observed

Puffin
16-03-2009, 17:00
a curly turd

Marco
16-03-2009, 18:47
peeking out between

Puffin
16-03-2009, 20:25
old harry's knackers

Marco
16-03-2009, 20:37
heading evermore southwards

Puffin
16-03-2009, 20:40
last seen at

Marco
16-03-2009, 21:01
Southwaite services on

Puffin
16-03-2009, 21:13
the hot counter

Marco
16-03-2009, 21:32
getting amorous with

Puffin
17-03-2009, 07:24
with spotty dick

Marco
17-03-2009, 07:31
smearing custard on

Acorn3a
17-03-2009, 11:42
the nether regions

Marco
17-03-2009, 12:17
of incontinent Isa

Puffin
17-03-2009, 15:40
"that's a tenner-lady"

Marco
17-03-2009, 19:21
leaky Louise's lingerie

Puffin
17-03-2009, 20:23
got top dollar

Marco
17-03-2009, 21:54
from panty connoisseur

Puffin
17-03-2009, 22:13
Gorgeous Gladys Gusset

Marco
17-03-2009, 22:16
wafted its aroma

Puffin
17-03-2009, 22:33
so delicately flavoured

Marco
17-03-2009, 23:09
- essence of melon

Puffin
18-03-2009, 07:36
glimpses of passion

Marco
18-03-2009, 11:36
with arthritic bones

Puffin
18-03-2009, 15:30
and acute angina

Marco
18-03-2009, 15:36
they somehow manage

Puffin
18-03-2009, 16:15
deep penetrative lumbago

Marco
18-03-2009, 21:14
causing catheter leakage

Puffin
19-03-2009, 15:54
and piss everywhere

Marco
19-03-2009, 16:16
thirstily consumed by

Puffin
19-03-2009, 16:20
piss hungry lav-rats

Marco
19-03-2009, 17:19
which had inadvertently

Puffin
19-03-2009, 20:22
caused airport closures

Marco
19-03-2009, 21:12
herding fatties to

Puffin
19-03-2009, 21:17
binge drinking sewers

Marco
19-03-2009, 21:42
in Spanish resorts

Puffin
20-03-2009, 07:26
Shagaluf. "ole ole :gig:

Marco
20-03-2009, 08:08
siesta and Syphilis

Puffin
20-03-2009, 11:21
why is it

Marco
20-03-2009, 11:58
that egg 'n' chips

Puffin
20-03-2009, 18:41
is so tasty

Marco
20-03-2009, 19:11
dip yer soldiers

Puffin
20-03-2009, 19:29
then dip your

Marco
20-03-2009, 21:19
shiny policeman's truncheon

Puffin
20-03-2009, 22:13
gingerly but effectively

Marco
20-03-2009, 22:32
pimples splattering puss

twelvebears
20-03-2009, 22:39
It wasn't me

Marco
20-03-2009, 23:36
said Hilda to

Puffin
21-03-2009, 07:26
sound slightly ironic

Marco
21-03-2009, 11:21
;her botty gas

Acorn3a
21-03-2009, 14:06
causing breathing difficulties

Marco
21-03-2009, 16:13
amongst the elephants

Puffin
21-03-2009, 20:20
and buffalo girls

Marco
21-03-2009, 20:54
dressed as electricians

StanleyB
21-03-2009, 21:40
with Polish accents

Spectral Morn
21-03-2009, 21:41
dancing the tango

Marco
21-03-2009, 21:45
outside of Tescos

Puffin
21-03-2009, 22:00
going round the

Marco
21-03-2009, 22:18
car-park waving a

Puffin
21-03-2009, 22:23
KAB modified technics

Marco
22-03-2009, 00:07
"belt-drives are shite"

Puffin
22-03-2009, 09:14
shouted Peter Belt

Marco
22-03-2009, 10:10
belt-up and stop

Puffin
22-03-2009, 11:25
Jimmy Savile, uhohuhohohuhoh

Marco
22-03-2009, 13:33
becoming Prime Minister

Puffin
22-03-2009, 15:39
for abused donkeys

Marco
22-03-2009, 15:54
that can't dance

snapper
22-03-2009, 15:59
to Tangerine Dream

Marco
22-03-2009, 16:11
that takes skill

Puffin
22-03-2009, 18:21
but never surpasses

Marco
22-03-2009, 18:24
copulating with badgers

Puffin
22-03-2009, 18:35
but stoats taste

Marco
22-03-2009, 20:11
like smoked hamster

Puffin
22-03-2009, 20:21
Freddie Starr ate

Marco
22-03-2009, 20:29
a small rodent

Puffin
22-03-2009, 20:33
with bubonic plague

Marco
22-03-2009, 21:00
leaving an aftertaste

Puffin
22-03-2009, 21:35
of wretched bile

Marco
22-03-2009, 21:45
, savouring steaming giblets

Puffin
23-03-2009, 08:28
wiggle it, just

twelvebears
23-03-2009, 08:32
a little bit

Marco
23-03-2009, 09:04
dislodging sinewy entrails

Puffin
23-03-2009, 13:30
two ina room

Marco
23-03-2009, 14:01
modelling rubber shorts

Puffin
23-03-2009, 14:25
but where do

Marco
23-03-2009, 15:00
the tweezers go?

Puffin
23-03-2009, 15:54
when smoothies reign

Marco
23-03-2009, 16:15
ice-lollies shall inherit

Puffin
23-03-2009, 16:23
the brazillian shuffle

Marco
23-03-2009, 17:54
grannies worldwide boogie

Puffin
26-03-2009, 12:36
enough already, let's

Marco
26-03-2009, 13:20
go and open

Puffin
26-03-2009, 17:21
an envelope with

Acorn3a
27-03-2009, 09:58
a blunt knife

Marco
27-03-2009, 10:55
inserting wife's knickers

Puffin
27-03-2009, 11:39
with chocolate Snickers

Mr. C
27-03-2009, 12:03
Melting incandescently with

Marco
27-03-2009, 12:18
leftover Pot Noodle

twelvebears
27-03-2009, 14:43
Ouch! Said the

Marco
27-03-2009, 15:19
MILF as her

snapper
27-03-2009, 16:23
toyboy climbed over

Puffin
27-03-2009, 17:53
the copulating frenzy

Marco
27-03-2009, 18:10
straddling a protuberant

Puffin
27-03-2009, 18:26
strap-on tool

bong
28-03-2009, 13:34
while insufficiently moist

Puffin
28-03-2009, 19:00
but confusingly succulent