!! AOS insomniacs club !!

[Audio Al]

Hello people , I would like to announce the ALL NEW AOS INSOMNIACS club :D

As founder member my update for today is

Curry at 03.38 this norning along with some vinyl tunes and a drinky poo !

If you cant sleep in the ungodly hours please post what you are doing , Even rude things :lol:

Opening times are between 00.01 and 05.00 , I thank you :D

[Marco]

:lolsign:

Marco.

[struth]

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[Pigmy Pony]

Hello people , I would like to announce the ALL NEW AOS INSOMNIACS club :D

As founder member my update for today is

Curry at 03.38 this norning along with some vinyl tunes and a drinky poo !

If you cant sleep in the ungodly hours please post what you are doing , Even rude things :lol:

Opening times are between 00.01 and 05.00 , I thank you :D

This announcement's coming a bit late in the day - 8.41 am is almost tomorrow! Don't expect much input from Marco, he'll be getting his desperately-needed beauty sleep :ner:

[RobbieGong]

Excellent, fun thread :D

[struth]

Windy again...

[Audio Al]

Hello everyone good to see you all up and about :)


Hello !

Hello !!

[Audio Al]

:hmm: Looks like I have the place to myself :eyebrows:

So lets see what I can get up to :eyebrows:

[Roy S]

Only 10:25 here [emoji41] hi Al

[Roy S]

Not much of a welcome? Cheers & goodnight

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[struth]

Lol... Enjoy your drink Roy. I'm gonna watch scrooge.. Need to polish up my miserly side..

[brian2957]

Ello chaps .Working here , so not allowed to sleep :( Does that count . Been nightshift since May . Coming off nights , back on to days soon :)

[struth]

You've been saying that for ever mate.. Lol

[Audio Al]

Woo i'm not alone :D

Just watched a film The Upside , Quite good

Time for a drinky poo :cool:

[struth]

I'm TT.

[Audio Al]

I'm TT.

You sure you are not OTT :D

[The Black Adder]

Now and then I'm up before the birds fart. :)

[Pigmy Pony]

My farts wake up the birds.

[dave2010]

I should have posted yesterday, when I was awake at 3am, or the days before this initiative started.
Today it's now 6:19, so hardly counts. Raining again. Usually wake up once or twice for a pee, but quite often then do reading, or eating, or having a hot drink.

[brian2957]

You've been saying that for ever mate.. Lol

Hah! buggers keep putting me on nightshift mate :) Partial retirement looms , early next year , then I'll be able to pick and choose my shifts :D

[struth]

Hah! buggers keep putting me on nightshift mate :) Partial retirement looms , early next year , then I'll be able to pick and choose my shifts :D

eventually dropped off for a few hrs... wasnt one of my better nights ;)

you'll be looking forward to to retiring from your main job mate ..

[brian2957]

Yup , time's right for me to do this mate . I don't sleep very well on nightshift and it does ' catch up ' with me sometimes :)

[Audio Al]

I decided to reduce my work , now do 4 on 3 off :D

Was doing 6 on 2 off 5 on 1 off , killer shifts all work an no me time . and most were 12 + hour shift :eek:

" They " were not impressed :lol:

[Audio Al]

Hello everyone , What are we all up to ? :)

[Roy S]

Still in Barbados

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[emoji41]

[Audio Al]

Still in Barbados

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[emoji41]


Nice Roy , When is home time ? any more excursions planned

[Roy S]

We head back Tuesday next week Al. Cruise booked for March 2020 starting in the Caribbean, coming back to the Med.

[Audio Al]

Testing testing 1 2 3 :confused:

Just me a Roy tonight then :ner:

[struth]

Looking cool Roy [emoji41]

[AJSki2fly]

Good morning, I actually slept through last night:yay:

[Spectral Morn]

Woke early :(

[Audio Al]

Good morning, I actually slept through last night:yay:

Lucky you , Well done , Any of this going on :bonk: . . .:)

[AJSki2fly]

Lucky you , Well done , Any of this going on :bonk: . . .:)

In my dreams[emoji99]


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[Audio Al]

Hi nobody , looks like I'm all alone this morning :(

OK will have a looksee whats going on :)

[STD305M]

Morning Al
Your not alone

Steve

[AJSki2fly]

Wakey Wakey campers


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[struth]

slept better last night :D

[Spectral Morn]

slept better last night :D

+1 me too, woke at 7, not 4.30 ish :(

[Marco]

slept better last night :D

So did I.. Went to bed at 10pm, and got up this morning at 9am. 11 hours of comatose bliss... One more than usual!:D

Marco.

[Audio Al]

Come on you lot your not trying hard enought !
All this sleeping :doh:

[AJSki2fly]

Awake again at 2am :doh: got to get up early to go to mid Wales. Hope weather is not too bad


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[Roy S]

Just coming up to 9 here, time for my 2nd post dinner brandy

[struth]

Awake too. Not feeling great but such is life.
Got a film on.

That brandy sounds good

[Roy S]

That brandy sounds good

Going down nicely Grant.

[struth]

Good.. Like a nice brandy

[dave2010]

Come on you lot your not trying hard enought !
All this sleeping :doh:I've been awake for an hour or more - maybe two or even two and a half hours.

People who don't sleep well apparently don't live so long, on the whole. This concerns me, though I'm now starting to outlive many others.

See sources such as this one - https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/21/why-we-sleep-by-matthew-walker-review

Actually, reading it might put you to sleep. :)

[jandl100]

Hi folks, been up since 5, sitting with a cat on my lap, listening to music through headphones and posting a couple of jokes in the Funnies section

[walpurgis]

I've been up since 7.45am. :)

[dave2010]

Nobody here yet at 4.28am? Might even go back to bed - and sleep - this time!

[AJSki2fly]

Managed to sleep in a not very comfortable bed, too soft, in hotel in Aberystwyth. Woke at 12:15 as too hot, had cuppa and got back to sleep, might have been due to the 5 hour drive and early start yesterday. Back home early this morning.

[Marco]

What is it you do, Adrian? That's a hell of a lot of travelling!!:eek:

Just up, after going to bed at 10pm. That's just over 10 hours of snoozage, so not the longest for me... Could easily go back to bed for another hour, but I've got the coffee on:)

Marco.

[struth]

was up but no one around then.. i see i just missed dave

[AJSki2fly]

What is it you do, Adrian? That's a hell of a lot of travelling!!:eek:

Just up, after going to bed at 10pm. That's just over 10 hours of snoozage, so not the longest for me... Could easily go back to bed for another hour, but I've got the coffee on:)

Marco.

Suppose to be getting over a triple bypass in Feb this year. Only been at work 10 weeks out of the last year, tic toc!

Had to do an important visit to Sue’s close relation, she is not the mos confident driver so I pulled the stops out. I was a bit concerned about the forecast weather, but we missed the worst of it. Plus the road in Wales were empty from 10 till 12:30, I wonder why.

[brian2957]

Working again tonight :rolleyes: One more week of nightshift then back on to days for a few weeks until phased retirement for three months :)

Hope you have a swift recovery Adrian . My older brother went through a similar operation around the same time as you and it isn't a small procedure is it ? That's what prompted me to retire in February .

Only problem is he lives in Cornwall so I haven't been able to see him in person since the operation .

[Gaz]

Night shift for me too.
Last one thankfully, off for 4 days now

[Marco]

What do you work as, Gary? Just off to bed now - late one for me!

Marco.

[Roy S]

Just getting dressed to go for dinner then a few sherbets whilst enjoying the evening’s entertainment. Female vocal trio tonight, heard them briefly last week, Motown stylee, quite good.

[struth]

Enjoy Roy..

[brian2957]

+1 :)

[Gaz]

What do you work as, Gary? Just off to bed now - late one for me!

Marco.

It's classified
If I told you I'd have to kill you

[Roy S]

Cheers both. Dinner was roast beef & Yorkshire pudding, an old Caribbean favourite :)

[brian2957]

Very civilised Roy :)

[struth]

One if my favs that..

[Roy S]

One if my favs that..

Lovely bit of beef, just the right side of rare

[Gaz]

You're in Barbados and you're eating English food?

Can't think of anything worse lol

[brian2957]

Each to their own :)

[Marco]

Cheers both. Dinner was roast beef & Yorkshire pudding, an old Caribbean favourite...

Is jerk chicken a big thing there, Roy? That's one thing I'd love to taste done authentically:)

As for snooze time, went to bed at 12.30am, and that's me up now - a measly 8 and a half hours! Must try harder...

Marco.

[walpurgis]

I thought the chicken jerk was the guy behind the hot food counter in Tesco? :)

[Marco]

If that's true, the mind boggles as to what 'pulled pork' could be...:eyebrows:

Marco.

[walpurgis]

Something to do with fat birds maybe? :D

[Marco]

Ha - I thought that was a 'cellulite sandwich'... I guess that fat chicks in tight leggings could be a form of 'pulled pork', or a trussed-up turkey:eyebrows:

Marco.

[AJSki2fly]

Hope you have a swift recovery Adrian . My older brother went through a similar operation around the same time as you and it isn't a small procedure is it ? That's what prompted me to retire in February .

Only problem is he lives in Cornwall so I haven't been able to see him in person since the operation .

Brian,

Thanks for your good wishes. Having had 3 angioplasties ops (stents) in 2016 got better and then relapse resulting in the Bypass surgery, I feel I have been through the mill over the last 3 years, but I can see light through at the end of the tunnel now, its never going to be perfect but I am still here and happy with that. I return to work part time tomorrow.

I wish your brother all the best, its not always straight forward but is in most, the best thing he can do is attend the cardiac rehab classes to get going again, it helps physically and mentally as you get to swap stories and issues with others that have been through the same.

Thanks

Adrian

[Marco]

Yup, it goes without saying that I wish you guys all the best, and anyone else currently suffering from health problems.

Marco.

[Roy S]

Is jerk chicken a big thing there, Roy? That's one thing I'd love to taste done authentically:)

.

It’s featured on the menu a couple of times and was very tasty but there’s always been some derivative of spiced chicken available and it’s always been good.

Head chef is from Eastbourne.

[AJSki2fly]

One o’clock and awake, after one day back at work :doh:


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[Hibster_2000]

Not being able to sleep through an entire night sucks....

[struth]

One o’clock and awake, after one day back at work :doh:


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkTough.. Body and mind might need time to get used to the stress again.

[Audio Al]

Mmm , Not sure what happened with me , went to bed at 1am and just woke up :eek:
Is this whats called sleeping :)

[Pigmy Pony]

This insomniacs' club is really appealing, and I would love to become a member, it would be like a pyjama party but without the busted pillows. I have considered setting my alarm to get me up at 2am, but I suppose that's cheating, also Mrs. P would think I'm just a sad git :(

[Marco]

I have considered setting my alarm to get me up at 2am, but I suppose that's cheating

I thought you were usually up around then emptying your colostomy bag?

Marco [after 9 hours of snoozage is ready for his morning dump - so expect an extended absence].

[Lawrence001]

I thought you were usually up around then emptying your colostomy bag?

Marco [after 9 hours of snoozage is ready for his morning dump - so expect an extended absence].Haven't you got Tapatalk, half my posts are from the porcelain throne...

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[Marco]

Haven't you got Tapatalk...


:eek::wowzer:

Lol - Lawrence, you obviously don't know me very well!!

Posts from the throne, eh... Aye, CRAPATALK right enough!:D

Marco [wouldn't own a smartphone if one came free with his monthly delivery of 'trinkets' from Victoria's Secret].

[Pigmy Pony]

I thought you were usually up around then emptying your colostomy bag?

Marco [after 9 hours of snoozage is ready for his morning dump - so expect an extended absence].

Nope, I'm bagless, like a Dyson cleaner. Super-regular, me, every morning my 'gift to the world' occurs while my milk for the cornflakes is microwaving. Just three minutes required, comes out like it was shot from a cannon :D

Don't think I could get with Tapatalk on the bog, I talk enough shite as it is, and I do operate a strict 'no chat while on the crapper' policy.

[AJSki2fly]

Like a Dyson, does this mean you suck or blow [emoji23]


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[Pigmy Pony]

Like a Dyson, does this mean you suck or blow [emoji23]


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At the parties I frequent, both words mean the same :eyebrows: Uggh, I wish I hadn't said that, I feel a bit queasy now.

[Audio Al]

At the parties I frequent, both words mean the same :eyebrows: Uggh, I wish I hadn't said that, I feel a bit queasy now.

This is Marco's favorit pastime , ENJOY :lol::D I thinkits initials are S B Job

https://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?27514-Speed-Dating-in-North-Wales&highlight=marco+dating

[Audio Al]

Hello people , Signing in at 02.47 wide awake :D

[struth]

Hi Al. You out trucking

[brian2957]

Hello chaps , nightshift tonight :)

[Audio Al]

Hi Al. You out trucking

Hi Grant , no night off , Lucky me :D

[Audio Al]

Hello chaps , nightshift tonight :)


Welcome to my world Brian , done nights for over 25 years now , not sure if I should laugh or cry :scratch:

[struth]

My turn to be alone.. Lol

[Roy S]

Not necessarily. That old jet lag’s messing with me.

[struth]

Never long hauled so not had it. Didn't do a lot of night shifts either

[Audio Al]

I'm here as well gents , Just having a instant coffee :doh::eek:
and some web browsing

[brian2957]

Nightshift last night . last one tonight :) Last one ever probably :carrot: Unless I decide to do one after I retire in February :)

[Jimbo]

Nightshift last night . last one tonight :) Last one ever probably :carrot: Unless I decide to do one after I retire in February :)

Great Brian, roll on retirement!:)

[Pigmy Pony]

I expect you insomniacs will be tucked up in your beds by now, so I may be talking to myself, but I'll tell you about my job title for today (and yesterday) - chaperone.

My mate has this job of applying some stuff called Nexus into the pointing of a big drive's flags - great stuff but pretty expensive. It goes off so quickly that applying it is a two-man job just to keep up. So I've helped him before with this.

But the main reason I'm on this particular job is because the lady whose house it is frightens him to death. He's done work there before, and each time she has become increasingly flirty. And when he went to survey this job last month, she'd clearly given some thought to what best to wear. Which was pretty much nothing.

This dress/nightie/whatever was so see-through it may has well not been there, and barely covered her arse, made more interesting by her going "commando". She was constantly touching his arm and brushing against him, then when she bent over to point out something to him :eek: he didn't know whether to park his bike there or make a run for it. (he swears it winked at him). Instead he phoned me, and when I told him I wouldn't be clear to help for at least 3 weeks he was still happy with that.

I'm used to customers being happy to see me, but when we arrived yesterday she came to the door wearing a sweatshirt, some old jogging pants and a disappointed look.

[struth]

Lol. Tell him to just point the cracks up with his trowel. Ner

[struth]

Nightshift last night . last one tonight :) Last one ever probably :carrot: Unless I decide to do one after I retire in February :)Nice one mate. Badly needed dayshifts for a while then... https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191004/904cda15d96094df7b923f9fb8d2047b.jpg

[brian2957]

Thanks guys . Yes much needed dayshift for a few weeks Grant :)

[Audio Al]

Morning all, just off for a dump :)

[brian2957]

Too much information Al . Last nightshift for me tonight / this morning ( ever probably :) ) The next time I post on this thread will be because I genuinely can't sleep LOL .

[Audio Al]

Morning all, just off for a dump :)

What are you doing up at this time Mr sleepy head ( Marco who does like a tinker ) , not had one yet however I can feel one brewing :eyebrows:

[Audio Al]

Too much information Al . Last nightshift for me tonight / this morning ( ever probably :) ) The next time I post on this thread will be because I genuinely can't sleep LOL .

Brian you will miss the night shifts :lol:

[struth]

Woke up needing painkillers, and folk are dumping lol

[Audio Al]

Woke up needing painkillers, and folk are dumping lol

Sorry to hear that Grant , Read into the comment Marco who has been playing as he can't sleep :ner:

[Pigmy Pony]

Sorry to hear that Grant , Read into the comment Marco who has been playing as he can't sleep :ner:

Apparently United Utilities wrote to Marco asking him to move his dump times to the wee small hours, due to the excessive number of flushes required making it harder for the rest of Wrecsam. They were considering a hosepipe ban, but then hit on the idea of giving him an Economy 7 style water meter, knowing it would appeal to Marco's er, "canny" nature :)

[brian2957]

Brian you will miss the night shifts :lol:

Nah...don't think so Al . Great feeling of relief now that I'm home :D

[brian2957]

Woke up needing painkillers, and folk are dumping lol

Hope the painkillers helped mate .

[struth]

Hope the painkillers helped mate .They did cheers.. Knocked me out lol

[mad-moon]

Where is everyone....:zzz:

[Roy S]

Present

[AJSki2fly]

Been awake on and off since 2.00, now feel like crap. I think this op is related to a new medical drug increase.

[Audio Al]

I was working all night :)

Back on shift tonight I will sign in later ;)

[Gaz]

Anybody else awake?

[jollyfix]

Yep. Awoke at 2.30. Need to go to work at 5.00, so doubt get back to sleep now. Headphones on, playing some Sugaray Rayford, tried some calm stuff, but gave up.

[Audio Al]

Signing in at 03.34 :) time to see if I can get thr 25R to work as a phono only

[The Black Adder]

I'm up...

Been awake since 2. No idea why.

[Audio Al]

I'm up...

Been awake since 2. No idea why.

Any tunes playing ?

[The Black Adder]

Not at the mo. Just watching the news.

[Hammer]

I'm been awake since about 2.30 happens sometimes no idea why?

[Gaz]

I'm only awake because I'm being paid to be, it's not by choice lol

[Hammer]

If I got paid for the times I wake up early I could afford some real hi end gear☺

[Audio Al]

I'm only awake because I'm being paid to be, it's not by choice lol

:D:lol:

[Audio Al]

If I got paid for the times I wake up early I could afford some real hi end gear☺

Now thats a thought :hmm:

[struth]

Place is going like a fare. [emoji23]

[Pigmy Pony]

Anita's youngest son has been awake for some time, waiting for me to get up so I can shift a spider out of his room. I'm hoping when he gets a bit older he'll learn that they mean him no harm, but I'm not holding my breath. He's 26

[AJSki2fly]

Sounds like it’s time you shifted him out and left the spider to do its thing.


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[Pigmy Pony]

Sounds like it’s time you shifted him out and left the spider to do its thing.


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We got rid once, but his girlfriend sent him back, which was something of a surprise. Doesn't work at the moment, doesn't like music, just watches Sky Sports by day, goes playing pool by night, and can't even boil an egg. What's not to like?

At least the spider keeps the flies away, he probably attracts them :(

[Audio Al]

Morning Insom's
I on shift and will be watching Chasing Classic cars , The selling of Boyd Coddingtons classic car collection :)

[Audio Al]

Oy you lot ? are we all asleep :D

[Gaz]

Nope

[Gaz]

Have you lightweights all gone to bed?

[Audio Al]

No not me , Watching swamp loggers then time for some tunes and a brandy :cool:

[Pigmy Pony]

No not me , Watching swamp loggers then time for some tunes and a brandy :cool:

Done a bit of "swamp logging" myself after my breakfast :D Mrs. P was up at 4 to clear the living room of stuff in readiness for some guy coming to clean suite and carpets. She left moving the hifi stuff to me, so that's not happening. He'll just have to clean around it. Moved the speakers against the wall though, and that's enough for me. Need a lie down now.

[Audio Al]

I'm about due for that sort of log disposal , and it's allways time for a snooze :D

[Audio Al]

Speak of the devil its that time now :eek: back soon :D

[Pigmy Pony]

Speak of the devil its that time now :eek: back soon :D

Bloody hell, that must be a long log! Or has it taken him with it? Dibs the Impulse speakers :D

[Audio Al]

Bloody hell, that must be a long log! Or has it taken him with it? Dibs the Impulse speakers :D

Just finnished the paperwork :D

[Audio Al]

Just for clarification , H2's or H6's :)

[Marco]

Mrs. P was up at 4 to clear the living room of stuff in readiness for some guy coming to clean suite and carpets.

Bloody hell - it's a different world!:eek:

What time was he coming at - 6am?:D Either that, or the room must've been a pigsty, if it takes that long to 'get ready' for a cleaner coming:ner:

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Bloody hell - it's a different world!:eek:

What time was he coming at - 6am?:D Either that, or the room must've been a pigsty, if it takes that long to 'get ready' for a cleaner coming:ner:

Marco.

Nah, her insomnia has been terrible lately, a side effect of all the various meds. I said I'd get up half an hour early to shift stuff, but when I got up at 6am she'd already done that, and was busy watching "The Walking Dead". She'd also cleaned the kitchen cupboards. And the bathroom. And prepped the evening meal. All stuff she would normally be doing in the daytime.

By the time I left for work she'd also emptied all the crap out of the car in readiness for the valeting guy calling. Busy little bees these insomniacs :)

[Pigmy Pony]

Just for clarification , H2's or H6's :)

Whichever ones are biggest. Big is good, bigger is better :)

[Marco]

Nah, her insomnia has been terrible lately, a side effect of all the various meds. I said I'd get up half an hour early to shift stuff, but when I got up at 6am she'd already done that, and was busy watching "The Walking Dead". She'd also cleaned the kitchen cupboards. And the bathroom. And prepped the evening meal. All stuff she would normally be doing in the daytime.

By the time I left for work she'd also emptied all the crap out of the car in readiness for the valeting guy calling. Busy little bees these insomniacs :)

Lol... Still, it can't be good for her getting such little sleep. Sleep is very important for your health. Respect though for liking The Walking Dead... It's one of our favourite programmes!:respect:

Marco.

[Joe]

Nah, her insomnia has been terrible lately, a side effect of all the various meds. I said I'd get up half an hour early to shift stuff, but when I got up at 6am she'd already done that, and was busy watching "The Walking Dead". She'd also cleaned the kitchen cupboards. And the bathroom. And prepped the evening meal. All stuff she would normally be doing in the daytime.

By the time I left for work she'd also emptied all the crap out of the car in readiness for the valeting guy calling. Busy little bees these insomniacs :)

Her name isn't 'Rudi', is it?

[Audio Al]

Morning , time to have a brandy and some vinyl :cool:

Looks like its going to be raining most of the day :( os music most of today as well :D

[Roy S]

How you getting on with the Tannoys Al?

[Audio Al]

How you getting on with the Tannoys Al?

Well all I can say is :wow:
I was shocked when I played the new Picard movie trailer , The subsonic bass was like being in a Imax cinema , Never ever heard anything like it through a hifi system :eek:
Very impressed with what they can reproduce :)

[Pigmy Pony]

Well all I can say is :wow:
I was shocked when I played the new Picard movie trailer , The subsonic bass was like being in a Imax cinema , Never ever heard anything like it through a hifi system :eek:
Very impressed with what they can reproduce :)

I've never heard proper Tannoys before, so I'm hoping you do your Kegworth thing again next year, and bring 'em with you. I promise I'll bring you more cake if you do :)

Oh, and my mistake - it wasn't the Impulse I meant to call dibs on earlier. Never heard any, though no doubt they're great. No, it's the Ushers I meant, which I did hear at Kegworth (if my memory's not letting me down) :)

[Marco]

Her name isn't 'Rudi', is it?

Is that some kind of 'in joke'? Please explain.

Marco.

[Joe]

It refers to someone called Rudi on A N Other forum who's always up at 5am waxing floors, valeting cars etc etc.

[Marco]

I had a feeling that's who you were referring to, but just wanted it confirmed.

Please don't mention that scumbag here again. You know that he was responsible for trolling me for years, and in the process subjecting me to the most vile personal attacks imaginable (as you participated in the thread here I started about it). And even though you were joking, I doubt that Steve would appreciate his wife in any way, joking or otherwise, being associated with that scum.

Marco.

[struth]

Windy tonight [emoji23]

[Marco]

Your arse, the weather, or both?:D

Marco.

[struth]

Your arse, the weather, or both?:D

Marco.

both:eyebrows:

[Marco]

Can't beat a good blowout... I love a good chuff, under the sheets, so Del can sniff it and 'enjoy' it, too!:D

Marco.

[struth]

yup.. from about 1.30 on:ner:


https://youtu.be/QC3sURgYxng

[Marco]

Quality!:D

I usually wait until Del's lying right next to me, facing my back, then pop one off, so she gets the 'full effect' (heat and aroma)! I'm considerate that way:eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

vegies are usually well able to retaliate:D

[struth]

A huge variety of foods contain complex carbs that we can't fully digest: virtually all beans, most vegetables, and anything with whole grains. For most people, this leads to somewhere between 500 and 1,500 milliliters of gas daily.. thats an average og 10 to 20 farts..(mayo clinical tests)

[Marco]

vegies are usually well able to retaliate:D

Del just laughed and said: "Princesses don't fart, they 'toot'":eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

Del just laughed and said: "Princesses don't fart, they 'toot'":eyebrows:

Marco.

yeah, they all say that ;) but this is why they like to keep busy, so they can sneak them out on the move :eyebrows:

[struth]

if you see some snobbish person in supermarket, sneak up behind them and let out a sleeper, then leave scene quickly and when someone walks past the full effect is there and mrs snobby gets the blame:D

[Marco]

yeah, they all say that ;) but this is why they like to keep busy, so they can sneak them out on the move :eyebrows:

No, she's quite proud of hers, and will often 'announce them' in advance!:D

Marco.

[Marco]

if you see some snobbish person in supermarket, sneak up behind them and let out a sleeper, then leave scene quickly and when someone walks past the full effect is there and mrs snobby gets the blame:D

Or drop a total stinker [a lingering 'diarrhoea dribble'], when sharing a lift with them and others, especially when it's in a tall building!:lol:

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

It refers to someone called Rudi on A N Other forum who's always up at 5am waxing floors, valeting cars etc etc.

Actually I thought you may have had a message for her, as per the Specials song :)

[Pigmy Pony]

Can't beat a good blowout... I love a good chuff, under the sheets, so Del can sniff it and 'enjoy' it, too!:D

Marco.

I believe our neighbours in the Netherlands call it an oven. :spew:

[Marco]

Haha... Climb in the 'oven' first, then have a 'Golden Shower' afterwards., after having given her a 'pearl necklace'.. Sounds like heaven, no?:lol:

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Haha... Climb in the 'oven' first, then have a 'Golden Shower' afterwards., after having given her a 'pearl necklace'.. Sounds like heaven, no?:lol:

Marco.

We don't half spoil our womenfolk :)

[Pigmy Pony]

A huge variety of foods contain complex carbs that we can't fully digest: virtually all beans, most vegetables, and anything with whole grains. For most people, this leads to somewhere between 500 and 1,500 milliliters of gas daily.. thats an average og 10 to 20 farts..(mayo clinical tests)

Apart from Marco, whose farts are so dense they sometimes just fall to the ground, I would expect most farts to be lighter than air.

A couple of questions then:

Would real stinker farts be heavier than benign farts, due to have a larger number of stink molecules?

How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.

[AJSki2fly]

How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.

Just down put a naked flame to her rear end or it will be woosh, game over.:eek:

[Pigmy Pony]

Just down put a naked flame to her rear end or it will be woosh, game over.:eek:

Oh no, in the interests of fire safety I would be collecting the farts in yet-to-be-calculated number of balloons, then suspend the cat from a secure harness. I wouldn't want people to think I was ill-treating my pets - my earlier experiments to see how many chillis mashed into the dog's food would cause smoke to issue from his bum never happened, it was actually a malicious rumour...

[Audio Al]

Apart from Marco, whose farts are so dense they sometimes just fall to the ground, I would expect most farts to be lighter than air.

A couple of questions then:

Would real stinker farts be heavier than benign farts, due to have a larger number of stink molecules?

How many farts would be required to make an 8Kg cat airborne? I may use the cat for early experiments, as she is better at landing on her feet if it were to go wrong.

:scratch: Are you sure it's his farts that are dense :hmm::D

[Pigmy Pony]

:scratch: Are you sure it's his farts that are dense :hmm::D

I really wouldn't want to comment now that he has started his adult literacy classes, and I'm not sure how much of this he would understand. Although I'm told he moves his lips while reading "Nip & Fluff".

[struth]

Nightmare central. Comedy time lol

[Roy S]

A wide awake song for you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJbYaV3KP7Y

[struth]

A bit urgent but not bad

[Audio Al]

Morning Insoms , anyone not in the land on nod :D

Just home from the worlds worst committee meeting , my god how can people be so thick :rolleyes:

[Audio Al]

Everyone must have had a lovely sleep as I have had the place to myself all night :)

[Pigmy Pony]

Morning Insoms , anyone not in the land on nod :D

Just home from the worlds worst committee meeting , my god how can people be so thick :rolleyes:

As bad as this?

https://youtu.be/BLpQMskLK2M

[Marco]

Morning Insoms , anyone not in the land on nod :D

Just home from the worlds worst committee meeting , my god how can people be so thick :rolleyes:

Was that the meeting for super-daftee's, who own fancy coffee machines, but don't know how to use them and are too shy to post pictures of any coffee they've made, or was it the annual bra-fitting ceremony of the Dagenham Man-Boobs society?:D:eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

Everyone must have had a lovely sleep as I have had the place to myself all night :)

was up a few times but no one was around, although saw ur post

[AJSki2fly]

was up a few times but no one was around, although saw ur post

I was awake at 3 and made a cuppa, stayed off iPhone so didn’t disturb Sue. Needed to go back to sleep as back to work today[emoji51]


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[Audio Al]

As bad as this?

https://youtu.be/BLpQMskLK2M

Worse , The Committee decided it needed a building site pallet loading machine £10 K

The Club has managed for 50 years without this type of machine ,

The Botswain justified it by saying
1 We can fit a man cage and use it to maintain the CCTV , NO we pay for a service contract
2 We can maintain the yard lighting , NO we pay a qualified electrician to do this
3 We can move blocks around the yard on pallets " Im getting to old for this lifting he said " Me How are you going to get the blocks on the pallets , NO answer
4 We can lower and raise members masts , Me They do it already with a A frame for free and would not want to pay
5 We can lift member engines out , ME we have a big 3 tone tasted frame that the member can use , correct me if im wrong , YOU used it 4 weeks ago !

I then ask , has anyone asked our insurance Co what it will cost to insure , Answer NO
Has anyone found out the maintanance cost per year , Answer NO

Me Who will be certificated to drive the machine , Answer Don't need that as its private land , ME no its council land the we lease

All other machines at the club produce income , This £10K machine won't it will be a liability

God help us all :doh:

[Audio Al]

Was that the meeting for super-daftee's, who own fancy coffee machines, but don't know how to use them and are too shy to post pictures of any coffee they've made, or was it the annual bra-fitting ceremony of the Dagenham Man-Boobs society?:D:eyebrows:

Marco.

No sorry I was not there , Did you attend in your Bra bus Merc :ner:

[Audio Al]

Looking quiet again toningt , Im up and wide awake , Waiting for the coffee machine to achieve temperature
looks like another wet and miserable day today , Oh dear what a shame never mind
I will be forsed to stay home and do things like drink :) maybe tidy up a bit :( and drag out the vacuum :( maybe have a go in the workshop and make something :), Play lots of tunes :D and if it dries up a walk around the local RSPB :D

[struth]

Be playing tunes too... I hope

[Audio Al]

Be playing tunes too... I hope

I hope :scratch:

[Audio Al]

Morning Insom's , I am up and about after going to bed at 1am:rolleyes:

Coffee machine up and running , Just sampling the first of the day , Anyone else about ?

[Audio Al]

:doh: I don't know , All this sleeping is letting the side down , Tut Tut Tut :)

[struth]

:doh: I don't know , All this sleeping is letting the side down , Tut Tut Tut :)

wasnt on last night.

[AJSki2fly]

:doh: I don't know , All this sleeping is letting the side down , Tut Tut Tut :)

I get told off if I wake up the wife with the light from the iPhone.


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[Marco]

I get told off if I wake up the wife with the light from the iPhone.


And quite right, too!:D

If you want to do that, you should go into another room;)

We have a strict rule in our house - no mobile phones in the bedroom!

Marco.

[Audio Al]

I get told off if I wake up the wife with the light from the iPhone.




Do it camping style , slide under the bed clothes or duvet :)

[AJSki2fly]

I get told off if I wake up the wife with the light from the iPhone.




Do it camping style , slide under the bed clothes or duvet :)

I’m not sure just what you are suggesting[emoji2960]

[struth]

Go potholing I think lol

[Pigmy Pony]

aka spelunking, or spunking, or summat

[struth]

aka spelunking, or spunking, or summatAh yes, spelunking. Not sure where the word came from. Heard it used on the Simpsons. Lol

[Pigmy Pony]

Ah yes, spelunking. Not sure where the word came from. Heard it used on the Simpsons. Lol

I first heard it on "The Big Bang Theory". Surprisingly educational, these comedy shows

[Pigmy Pony]

This morning I got up only forty minutes after Grant's latest post. I'm closing in.

[AJSki2fly]

Good morning, I was awake at 5[emoji3064]not too bad

[Marco]

I first heard it on "The Big Bang Theory". Surprisingly educational, these comedy shows

Is that what you call it? I have some alternative suggestions...;)

Marco [detests American sitcoms].

[Audio Al]

Went to bed at 2am after watching " something and nothing " about the Universe , My head hurts trying to understand everything , But WOW how clever are these clever people :eek:

[Pigmy Pony]

Is that what you call it? I have some alternative suggestions...;)

Marco [detests American sitcoms].

Ah that's a shame, they speak so highly of you :)

I always imagined you being like a Sheldon with a Scottish accent :D And if you don't know who Sheldon is, you clearly have never watched the show, and can't know for certain that you detest it. Maybe it's an acquired taste and just needs an educated palette, like some foods/drinks you may recommend. Instead of just going "Oh crap, it's American" and changing channels, give it a go. Like wines, they're not all going to be shit :)

I would say that in recent times, American comedy has had more going for it than British stuff.

Anyway, what you doing up at this time? Watching "Duty Free" or some other British comedy classic, or just pooed the bed again?

[Marco]

Ah that's a shame, they speak so highly of you :)

I always imagined you being like a Sheldon with a Scottish accent :D And if you don't know who Sheldon is, you clearly have never watched the show, and can't know for certain that you detest it. Maybe it's an acquired taste and just needs an educated palette, like some foods/drinks you may recommend. Instead of just going "Oh crap, it's American" and changing channels, give it a go. Like wines, they're not all going to be shit :)

I would say that in recent times, American comedy has had more going for it than British stuff.

Anyway, what you doing up at this time? Watching "Duty Free" or some other British comedy classic, or just pooed the bed again?

Yesh, I detected an aroma of putrified stewed prunes and noticed that the sheets underneath felt a bit shlippy on my bottee, and thish time it washn't shweat...:eek:

No, I was awake, so just got up. I was in bed at 10pm. Contrary to what you think, I don't have 'lie ins'. If I'm sleeping, I sleep, and if I'm awake, I get up. Simples:)

I've heard of the name Sheldon, but couldn't tell you who he was. I've watched about 10 mins of TBBT, and that was enough. I'm just not big on what in general Americans find funny, and so for example dislike 90% of their stand-up comedians. The only American sitcom I really enjoyed was Cheers. That worked.

I also liked Moonlighting, and giggled occasionally at Mork & Mindy, but that's about it. In general, I just find the humour 'zany' in the wrong way and rather cringeworthy. Friends, I utterly detested, and don't talk to me about mind-numbing drivel, such as The Simpsons!:doh:

Duty Free? That was ok (a bit twee). If you're going 'retro', them Fawlty Towers was more my thing.

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Not liking American comedy is a bit like not liking The Beatles - every one is different. "Helter Skelter" is nothing like "Something", which is nothing like "Eleanor Rigby". If people were honest, they might say they didn't like the band, but do like some of their songs.

Similarly, "Big Bang Theory" is nothing like "My Name is Earl", which is very different to "Frazier". And Modern Family, The Sarah Silverman Programme, Taxi and Silicon Valley could hardly be called formulaic.

But as I write this I realise there is actually a lot of decent British comedy. I say British rather than English. Chewing The Fat and Still Game were funny. Two Doors Down though just isn't funny. It's the same jokes every week, just dressed up different. Strangely Anita likes that one best, but then she hates The Beatles, so her opinion doesn't count :(

[Marco]

Not liking American comedy is a bit like not liking The Beatles - every one is different. "Helter Skelter" is nothing like "Something", which is nothing like "Eleanor Rigby". If people were honest, they might say they didn't like the band, but do like some of their songs.

Similarly, "Big Bang Theory" is nothing like "My Name is Earl", which is very different to "Frazier". And Modern Family, The Sarah Silverman Programme, Taxi and Silicon Valley could hardly be called formulaic.

But as I write this I realise there is actually a lot of decent British comedy. I say British rather than English. Chewing The Fat and Still Game were funny. Two Doors Down though just isn't funny. It's the same jokes every week, just dressed up different. Strangely Anita likes that one best, but then she hates The Beatles, so her opinion doesn't count :(

Lol... It's American humour I generally dislike and don't really find funny. And I've never even heard of the comedies mentioned, which I've highlighted. The rest I wouldn't give 'house room', including, as an aside, Hill Street Blues, which everyone was raving about in the 80s!

I love all the Scottish comedies you've mentioned. Also check out Burnistoun [you'll get some episodes on YouTube], which can be pant-wetingly hilarious! In terms of more 'British comedies', I also loved Little Britain, The League of Gentleman, The Fast Show, Alexei Sayle, The Young Ones, plus a few others. Father Ted also raised a few titters.

Oh, and I love The Beatles, and own virtually all of their output, mostly on vinyl, but also on CD (and streamed files):)

Marco.

[struth]

Not big on usa TV comedy either but they do certain things well.

[AJSki2fly]

It’s nearly 4:30 and I can’t sleep, tic-toc,
my blood pressures low and I feel like I’m about to blow tic -toc,
the dog is snoring and it’s early in the morning tic-toc,
the Mrs isn’t up for kisses even though my heart skips tic-toc,
Time to roll over and count sheep, bleat, bleat tic-toc,
Tic-toc


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[struth]

Nice one.

Been up and down as per the usual all night. Longest I've slept is 2hrs

[Pigmy Pony]

I always wake up 2 or 3 times during the night, and the cause is usually cramp in one leg or the other, or needing a pee. My bowels should have a word with bladder - they thoughtfully leave me be until breakfast time :)

Mrs P reckons the cramp is due to not enough fluids or too much salt. I don't believe this and haven't found anything to support this theory online, and when I tried drinking more I just needed to get up for a pee more often. I really can't win :steam:

Reading my book gets me back to sleep quite easily though, once the cramp has subsided. And I really should try them nappies that Marco swears by. If they really can hold in his number twos, they must be pretty good :)

[AJSki2fly]

I always wake up 2 or 3 times during the night, and the cause is usually cramp in one leg or the other, or needing a pee. My bowels should have a word with bladder - they thoughtfully leave me be until breakfast time :)

Mrs P reckons the cramp is due to not enough fluids or too much salt. I don't believe this and haven't found anything to support this theory online, and when I tried drinking more I just needed to get up for a pee more often. I really can't win :steam:

Reading my book gets me back to sleep quite easily though, once the cramp has subsided. And I really should try them nappies that Marco swears by. If they really can hold in his number twos, they must be pretty good :)

If you are on certain heart drugs they can cause gout and cramps.

[struth]

I always wake up 2 or 3 times during the night, and the cause is usually cramp in one leg or the other, or needing a pee. My bowels should have a word with bladder - they thoughtfully leave me be until breakfast time :)

Mrs P reckons the cramp is due to not enough fluids or too much salt. I don't believe this and haven't found anything to support this theory online, and when I tried drinking more I just needed to get up for a pee more often. I really can't win :steam:

Reading my book gets me back to sleep quite easily though, once the cramp has subsided. And I really should try them nappies that Marco swears by. If they really can hold in his number twos, they must be pretty good :)

i used to suffer badly from lower leg cramps, especially at night.. doc then put me on quinine for a period and it went away. came back again another time and it used it again and again it worked. proof enough for me.
dont think they give it now tho

maybe vit B is low

[Marco]

i used to suffer badly from lower leg cramps, especially at night.

Challenging...I suffer badly from stubborn middle-leg protuberance, especially in the morning!:D

Anyway, just up, so time for a Ufukoffy!:eyebrows:

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

If you are on certain heart drugs they can cause gout and cramps.

All I take is Amlodipine for blood pressure, could it be that? I also get a dry mouth these days, maybe that's a thing too.

[Pigmy Pony]

Challenging...I suffer badly from stubborn middle-leg protuberance, especially in the morning!:D

Anyway, just up, so time for a Ufukoffy!:eyebrows:

Marco.

Yes I've heard it's like a third nipple poking through your duds.

[Audio Al]

Dry mouth ? have you had a diabetic test ?

[Pigmy Pony]

i used to suffer badly from lower leg cramps, especially at night.. doc then put me on quinine for a period and it went away. came back again another time and it used it again and again it worked. proof enough for me.
dont think they give it now tho

maybe vit B is low

Perhaps a few pints of tonic water per day, with a suitable alcoholic accompaniment would do the trick :drinking:

[AJSki2fly]

All I take is Amlodipine for blood pressure, could it be that? I also get a dry mouth these days, maybe that's a thing too.

These are listed and one talked about swelling in tongue/throat, best to talk with your GP, as is a Calcium blocker, it seems these class of drugs can have more side affects than others see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_channel_blocker

More common side effects

The more common side effects that can occur with amlodipine include:

swelling of your legs or ankles
tiredness or extreme sleepiness
stomach pain
nausea
dizziness
hot or warm feeling in your face (flushing)
irregular heart rate (arrhythmia)
very fast heart rate (palpitations)
abnormal muscle movements
tremors

[Pigmy Pony]

Cheers Adrian, I'll mention this to my doctor next time I'm in. Up to now I just take whatever he hands out and live with it. Time to ask some questions eh? Although none of those other side effects seem to apply.

Also I'll follow up Al's suggestion about the Diabetes. I don't think I have any other symptoms. I know I can be a right shitbag if I miss a meal, but that's everyone isn't it?

[Audio Al]

I didn't think I had diabetes , My job involves a medical every 5 years and a blood test / urine sample etc

I was urgently called into the quack's for the results , :hmm: strange why the urgency :scratch:

Sat down with the Dock and she asked " Do you know anything about blood sugar levels ?

Me " 2 spoons in mine please " :D

Allen this is serious , Gulp , your reading should be 6 or below , You are at 23 :eek: We need to get this sorted ASAP or the consequences could be fatal :eek:

I now take this very seriously :)

[Pigmy Pony]

I didn't think I had diabetes , My job involves a medical every 5 years and a blood test / urine sample etc

I was urgently called into the quack's for the results , :hmm: strange why the urgency :scratch:

Sat down with the Dock and she asked " Do you know anything about blood sugar levels ?

Me " 2 spoons in mine please " :D

Allen this is serious , Gulp , your reading should be 6 or below , You are at 23 :eek: We need to get this sorted ASAP or the consequences could be fatal :eek:

I now take this very seriously :)

And yet you're still a bit of a cake-fiend :D

My mate was diagnosed with diabetes a couple of years ago, and he takes this medication which he swears is responsible for him having instant quick-shits if he has anything with dairy in it. I've seen it in action, when it happens you have to get out of his way, it's that urgent.

[Audio Al]

And yet you're still a bit of a cake-fiend :D

My mate was diagnosed with diabetes a couple of years ago, and he takes this medication which he swears is responsible for him having instant quick-shits if he has anything with dairy in it. I've seen it in action, when it happens you have to get out of his way, it's that urgent.

You may recall a week or so later I still had the cake , Very small slither were consumed over time

[struth]

lactose intollorance ;)

[Pigmy Pony]

He also drives big trucks for a living- maybe it's a kind of transportcafenteritis :)

[Audio Al]

He also drives big trucks for a living- maybe it's a kind of transportcafenteritis :)

Not in my truck , we are tracked 24 7 , If you stop they ask why have you stopped ?

[struth]

Im not diabetic tmk. but i am now careful of sugar intake. I am lactose intollerent now tho, and a bit yeast intollerent. I dont eat bread now but am ok with pasta. I take lactose free milk and cream etc.

[Pigmy Pony]

Im not diabetic tmk. but i am now careful of sugar intake. I am lactose intollerent now tho, and a bit yeast intollerent. I dont eat bread now but am ok with pasta. I take lactose free milk and cream etc.

My mate's wife has (I think it's called) Celiac disease, and can't have gluten. A right pair! She gets this gluten-free bread, and I would rather eat old shoes, or do without altogether.

What does yeast intolerance look like? I don't know about that one.

Al - next time I'll fetch sugar free cake, if there is such a thing :)

[struth]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/cb/31/6dcb31fe341abf600179b83611152dcd.jpg

gluten, eggs and yeast free bread.. you can make it folks....

[Audio Al]

My mate's wife has (I think it's called) Celiac disease, and can't have gluten. A right pair! She gets this gluten-free bread, and I would rather eat old shoes, or do without altogether.

What does yeast intolerance look like? I don't know about that one.

Al - next time I'll fetch sugar free cake, if there is such a thing :)

Woo Hoo :D

[AJSki2fly]

It’s two in the morning,
And I’m still yawning, tick-tock
My belly is churning,
And it just won’t stop, tick-tock
tick-tock

My skin is crawling,
The itching is worse, tick-tock
Cardiac drugs regulate,
But they degenerate, tick-tock
tick-tock

Head is spinning,
Pressure is dipping, tick-tock
Walking round the room,
Peering through the gloom, tick-tock
tick-tock

Pop a pain killer,
Time to wait for relief, tick-tock
Lay down in peace,
Time to forget this grief, tick-tock
tick-tock






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[struth]

Your having a hard time of it Adrian.

[walpurgis]

Was awake by 4.50 this morning.

[struth]

I'm back lol

[AJSki2fly]

Your having a hard time of it Adrian.

Thanks Grant.

Not really, there are many I am sure who have a harder time than me. I was just passing the time playing with rhymes in mind and writing down to express how I feel sometimes, and probably many others. Funny I never did poetry before but I find it quite recuperative. Maybe it’s a positive distraction that focuses my mind away from not feeling good.

All the best.[emoji4]

[struth]

They are good.
Mine are to dirty to print

[mad-moon]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
her knickers all tattered and torn
it wasn't the spider, that sat down beside her
It was little boy Grant with his horn...:eyebrows:

[struth]

Very good..

[Marco]

There was an old whore from Berlin
who had an enormous great quim
it wasn't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung round the rim!

Boom, boom:D

Marco.

[struth]

There was an old whore from Berlin
who had an enormous great quim
it wasn't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung round the rim!

Boom, boom:D

Marco.Another good one

[Pigmy Pony]

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them,
But we all know, don't we Marco,
She shouldn't have agreed to let you mind 'em :)

[Pigmy Pony]

There was an old whore from Berlin
who had an enormous great quim
it wasn't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung round the rim!

Boom, boom:D

Marco.

Box. Jelly. Fish. A really tasty dish!

[Marco]

Ha... Catch this:

There was an old hillbilly called Hank
who went off to the woods for a wank
he came to a bear who whipped off his pair
now Hank's got no reason to wank!

HOWZZAT?:eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

Coming thick n fast now. Well done

[Audio Al]

Morning people , I think winter is here :(
Its bloody cold :(

[struth]

Not so cold here tonight. 11c

[Audio Al]

Mary had a little lamb :)

She could not stop it grunting :(

She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little ---- in :eek:

[Pigmy Pony]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone,

And when she bent down and the dog came around, and he gave her a bone of his own

[Audio Al]

Tried going to bed 2 hours ago , just gave up and come back down again :doh:

Brandy in hand , Lets do some web surfing :)