Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ian Walker]

short and sweet

[Iain Sinclair]

on Baker Street ..

[Ian Walker]

what with gerry

[Marco]

on the telly

[Chris Frost]

Oh hell, he...

[Filterlab]

should eat jelly

[Marco]

'Cos he's smelly

[Filterlab]

and his belly

[Marco]

full of jelly

[The Grand Wazoo]

and raw tagliatelli

[Marco]

from Gino Ginelli

[snapper]

...to Roger Melly

[Filterlab]

oh that bloke

[Marco]

he did toke

[Filterlab]

whilst in Stoke

[Marco]

having a poke

[Ian Walker]

What at Geoffrey?

[Filterlab]

at a joke

[Marco]

[Let's change direction and lose the rhyming]

Ok...


crinoline jogging bottoms

Marco.

[Ian Walker]

superb in summer

[Filterlab]

for fat sweaty

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

man boob men

[Mike]

with cheesy deposits

[Marco]

in unimaginable places

[anthonyTD]

to become involved...

[Marco]

in bizarre rituals

Marco.

[Marco]

no more ideas?

[alb]

Not enough time!

[Marco]

to solder capacitors

[Ian Walker]

for his friends

[Marco]

inflatable, don't puncture

[Ian Walker]

thats just silly

[Iain Sinclair]

go to Piccadilly

[Marco]

for a billy

[Iain Sinclair]

Idol CD single

[Marco]

which I burned

[Iain Sinclair]

because I'd learned

[snapper]

...that Cds are

[Iain Sinclair]

products of Satan

[Filterlab]

just like politicians

[Marco]

and their vests

[snapper]

...stinkin' of sweat

[Filterlab]

and pig guts

[Marco]

an intoxicating cocktail

[Filterlab]

for your family

[Iain Sinclair]

of mutant badgers

[Marco]

replete with excreta

[Filterlab]

of 1000 ants

[Marco]

makes itchy scants

[Filterlab]

and uncomfortable pants

[Marco]

she scratched my

[Iain Sinclair]

copy of DSOTM

[Prince of Darkness]

a hanging offence!

[Marco]

violence I enjoy

[Filterlab]

by candlelight nightly

[Iain Sinclair]

with Holly Golightly

[snapper]

...and a cannister

[Marco]

of laughing gas

[anthonyTD]

and complicated words...

[Marco]

from a 'boyo' :lol:

;)

[snapper]

...called Bobby Brown

[Marco]

liked it up

[Ian Walker]

stairs like you

[Chris Frost]

and your mother

:o




:sofa:

[Marco]

"Ouch, that's tight!"

[Filterlab]

that's my ear

[Marco]

you've just stabbed

[Marco]

DON'T STOP NOW! :)

[jcbrum]

Hoooo Bloody Rayyyyyyyyyy.

[Marco]

behave yourself now! :)

[Steve Toy]

I'll second that!

[Marco]

finally you contribute!

[Filterlab]

can I third?

[Marco]

of course, darling :lol:

[Filterlab]

where's my condoms?

[Marco]

they burst, remember?

[Filterlab]

They do normally. ;)

[alb]

There's always clingfilm!

[Filterlab]

or a binbag

[alb]

with elastic band

[snapper]

...on my LP12

[Filterlab]

a rubber band?

[Marco]

for a 'fanboi'

[Filterlab]

like a fembot?

[Marco]

Mmm... Fem 'bots'!

:bum:

[Prince of Darkness]

Machine Gun Jubblies!:guns:

[Filterlab]

those pistol nipples

[Marco]

poked me in

[Filterlab]

front of the

[Marco]

left eyeball and

[Iain Sinclair]

wild front ear

[Marco]

better than diarrho-ear

[anthonyTD]

better than diarrho-ear

or gone-a-ear :eyebrows:

[Marco]

and Syphilis, too.

[alb]

Difficult to follow

[Filterlab]

with sexual diseases

[Marco]

and stale Maltesers

[Filterlab]

and the falcon

[Marco]

with his bicycle

[alb]

pump, stuck up

[Marco]

a dark crevice

[alb]

pain in the

[Ian Walker]

morning is bad

[Filterlab]

as heavy flatulence

[Chris Frost]

send seismic shockwaves

[anthonyTD]

through out the...

[Chris Frost]

known Hi-Fi universe.

(new sentence)

[Filterlab]

In the beginning

[Marco]

a hedgehog danced

[Filterlab]

to the sound

[Marco]

of being squashed

[Filterlab]

by a Volvo

[The Grand Wazoo]

full of swedish

[Marco]

nurses dressed in

[Prince of Darkness]

full Highland regalia

[Marco]

flashing their sporrans

[The Grand Wazoo]

.........flushing their sporrans

[Marco]

down the lav

[Ian Walker]

singin you take

[Marco]

the high road

[The Grand Wazoo]

while strumming Hendrix's

[Marco]

sinewy chest hair

[Filterlab]

with a plectrum

[Marco]

on his rectum

[anthonyTD]

along the watchtower...

[Marco]

where he farted

[anthonyTD]

in crosstown traffic...

[Iain Sinclair]

with Dolly Dagger

[anthonyTD]

in a purplehaze...

[Iain Sinclair]

along the watchtower

[Marco]

scratched her flower

[The Grand Wazoo]

rover moved over

[Filterlab]

giving Nissan customers

[Marco]

a free donut

[The Grand Wazoo]

but the policemen

[Marco]

were really aliens

[The Grand Wazoo]

with no doughnuts

[Filterlab]

other than Krispy

[alb]

Rings, from Saturn

[Marco]

because her unwashed

[anthonyTD]

smarties were too...

[Marco]

painful to scratch

[Filterlab]

with a toothbrush

[Marco]

then Santa appeared

[Filterlab]

live on stage

[Marco]

dressed as Madonna

[anthonyTD]

smoking a pipe...

[Filterlab]

containing hard crack

[anthonyTD]

ers, and cheese...

[Marco]

He pulled out

[Filterlab]

of madame whiplash

[Marco]

She yelled "Eek"

[Filterlab]

"put it back!"

[alb]

But it was

[Ian Walker]

just a silly

[Marco]

not a willy

[alb]

for a filly

[The Grand Wazoo]

Meanwhile, back at

[Filterlab]

Southfork ranch, JR

[Marco]

plotted his revenge

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

With An Aardvark

[Filterlab]

and Victoria Principal

[Marco]

she was hot

[Filterlab]

and very sexy

[The Grand Wazoo]

Aardvark was hotter

[Marco]

but lacked tits

[anthonyTD]

and other bits...

[Filterlab]

for investigating thoroughly

[Marco]

all wet patches

[Filterlab]

that smelt of

[Marco]

stale spam fritters

[Filterlab]

and Monty Python's

[Marco]

botty sniffing badgers

[Ali Tait]

smelt of elderberries.

[alb]

Badgers hate aardvarks

[Prince of Darkness]

with good reason

[Ali Tait]

They're very nosey.

[Marco]

on a Sunday

[Prince of Darkness]

if no ants

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

In Your Pants

[Prince of Darkness]

It will suck

[Ali Tait]

golfball through hosepipe...

[Filterlab]

like Heather Mills

[Marco]

big tufty chuff

[Filterlab]

which is crusty

[anthonyTD]

like a pasty...

[Ian Walker]

gone rather nasty

[Marco]

Butter icing, sir?

[The Grand Wazoo]

Butt whose icing.....?

[Marco]

Heather's crusty 'pasty' :eyebrows:

[Marco]

Gone all quiet?

[anthonyTD]

on the frontier...

[Marco]

then suddenly something

[Prince of Darkness]

ate my Badger!

[alb]

Aardvarks like badger

[anthonyTD]

marco likes beaver...

[Mike]

Microsoft eat shit

[Marco]

Computer hi-fi is...

[alb]

in it's infancy

[Marco]

and therefore not

[Audiocom AV]

For shopping malls

[Marco]

Perhaps the toilet? ;)

[Steve Toy]

or Birmingham abodes

[Marco]

Edgbaston is nice

[The Grand Wazoo]

especially for cricket

[anthonyTD]

does not compute...

[Marco]

Birmingham cricket ground :)

[Iain Sinclair]

into fine powder

[alb]

and snorted through

[Marco]

a bulbous nostril

[Marco]

Let's start again

[Prince of Darkness]

it's too quiet!:wah:

[Marco]

because people are

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

Picking their nose

[anthonyTD]

and flicking it!

[Prince of Darkness]

at the telly.

[Marco]

forming a wet

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

green mucus stain

[Marco]

Sheila licked it

[alb]

and it smeared

[Marco]

like lime placenta

[Mike]

all over Marco

[Marco]

at Mike's party

[Prince of Darkness]

with whipped cream

[Marco]

Her nurse's uniform

[anthonyTD]

and large thermometer...

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

are ready for

[Mike]

inserting right up

[anthonyTD]

where the sun...

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

don't shine any

[Marco]

where near Mary's

[Mike]

perfectly formed little

[Marco]

strawberry cup cakes

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

which were very

[Ian Walker]

very smelly indeed

[anthonyTD]

and in slough...

[Mike]

everything was getting

[anthonyTD]

very confusing indeed...

[Marco]

until Billy Bennett

[Mike]

dropped his pants

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

until he was

[Mike]

exposed to the

[Ian Walker]

sharp wee ones

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

once caught by

[Mike]

the Goblin's who

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

proceeded to prod

[Mike]

and rub grease

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

around the Trossocs

[Marco]

and the bollocks

[anthonyTD]

in order to...