Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Rare Bird]

& man-fat volevonts

[Jonboy]

topped with Thrush-custard

[synsei]

and bellybutton fluff

[Rare Bird]

more tea vicar

[Marco]

before I unzip :eyebrows:

[synsei]

and hang out :lol:

[Rare Bird]

may take awhile

[synsei]

to extend fully

[Rare Bird]

may be knotted

[Jonboy]

sheepshank or granny

[Marco]

inserting the thick-end

[tommy6206]

said the vicars daughter

[synsei]

eyes wide open

[Marco]

her 'sea-sponge' gaping...

[synsei]

ah, there's Nemo :flasher:

[Rare Bird]

clutching his periscope

[Marco]

waving it around

[synsei]

with growing frustration

[Marco]

no-one is biting

[Puffin]

except gummy gladys

[Marco]

who gobbles it

[synsei]

like a turkey

[Rare Bird]

mighty fine gobbler

[Marco]

using her tongue

[synsei]

ring, to titillate :eek:

(we are very bad lads :lol:)

[Marco]

the cheesy rim

:flasher:

[Rare Bird]

smeg on toast

:vomfest:

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[Rare Bird]

like Danish blue

[synsei]

or a blue-waffle :popcorn:

[Rare Bird]

enter with caution

[Marco]

avoiding your sloppy-seconds

[keiths]

stirring the porridge

[synsei]

'tis full o'lumps

[Marco]

and dirty water

[Rare Bird]

lap it up

[Alex_UK]

good little kitty

[Rare Bird]

here puss puss

[Marco]

get ya juice-juice

[Rare Bird]

sorry Miss Lucy

[Marco]

for stretching your

[synsei]

sexy knicker elastic

[keiths]

causing it to

[Marco]

expose the cellulite

[synsei]

Superman stood firm

[Alex_UK]

until the Kryptonite

[Marco]

removed the crust

[Puffin]

from his pizzer

[Marco]

releasing a stench

[Jonboy]

creating green fog

[Marco]

inside ladies bog

[Puffin]

barbeque a frog

[Marco]

Marinate a monkey

[Techno Commander]

Skewer the clam

[Marco]

slap yer mam

[Rare Bird]

Woe betide you

[Alex_UK]

if your Dad

[Marco]

catches you wanking

[radio]

marco,you deserve a spanking,regards maria

[Marco]

oo-er, I'm speechless! :eek: ;)

[radio]

keep on dreamin:)

[Reid Malenfant]

first-time for everything :D

[Alex_UK]

Marco is gagged

[Marco]

but never 'flagged' ;)

[Jonboy]

whilst he shagged

[synsei]

some huge horns

[Rare Bird]

very efficiently loaded

[Marco]

with 'special' ammo

[Rare Bird]

primed & ready

[Marco]

to fire into

[Jonboy]

Grandmas fiesty black

[Techno Commander]

orifice of doom

[Rare Bird]

Black-Hole of Calcutta

[keiths]

where no man

[Rare Bird]

dare to tread

[synsei]

Meanwhile, in Bognor

[Rare Bird]

many are daring

[Marco]

few are able

[jantheman]

Less even care

[Rare Bird]

majority always win

[Marco]

during a gang-bang

[Puffin]

Many cocks spoil

[Alex_UK]

the frothy broth

[Puffin]

mines a goth

[synsei]

with pins aplenty

[Marco]

spread widely open

[Puffin]

safety first Mavis

[Marco]

pop-on the J-bag

[Jonboy]

ribbed to excite

[Marco]

every swollen bean

[Alex_UK]

Heinz of course

[Marco]

tomato juice time?

[Rare Bird]

Single-track minded cocks

[Marco]

:lolsign:

standing to attention

[Alex_UK]

with bayonets fixed

[Marco]

ready to violate

[radio]

please i surrender

[jantheman]

that was easy

[Marco]

although short lived

[DSJR]

Recharge your ammunition

[Beechwoods]

have a rest

[Rare Bird]

more to cum (post 7,000):lolsign:

[Puffin]

it's time to

[Rare Bird]

take a hike

[Puffin]

find a "bike"

[Rare Bird]

with-a nice bell

[Puffin]

end of story

[Rare Bird]

without an epilogue

[synsei]

and no introduction

[Rare Bird]

what no prologue

[keiths]

surely a preface?

[Alex_UK]

and an index

[Rare Bird]

just one finger

[Beechwoods]

Enough to give

[Rare Bird]

your snotter a

[keiths]

good old pick

[Rare Bird]

& flick it

[synsei]

at Boris Johnson

[Marco]

who ate it

[Rare Bird]

nicely washed down

[Marco]

with public lice

[synsei]

for the masses

[radio]

the catholic chapel

[Rare Bird]

open all day

[keiths]

For weddings and

[Rare Bird]

peeping tom practice

[Alex_UK]

Phil the choirboy

[Rare Bird]

been up-to no-good

[synsei]

performing Oratorio Fellatio :stalks:

[Jonboy]

satisfying her inner

[Rare Bird]

hidden naughty ness

[Jonboy]

the bitch likes

[Rare Bird]

it well-done both-sides

[keiths]

With wet celery

[Puffin]

get up close

[Marco]

and shnortle her

[synsei]

cute, fluffy kittens

[Marco]

petting her pussy

[jantheman]

Mrs Slocombe lives.......

[synsei]

in a Portaloo

[Marco]

she shares with

[Rare Bird]

the lollipop man

[Marco]

and Osama bin Laden, who

[Rare Bird]

has great fondness

[Marco]

for young boys

[Rare Bird]

more tea vicar

[Marco]

no, let's just

[Puffin]

shag and go

[Marco]

sniff some panties

[Rare Bird]

beats nasal spray

[Puffin]

but then what

[Rare Bird]

up to you

[Marco]

fart-in-my-face

[Reid Malenfant]

sniff the aroma

:D

[Marco]

smells like drains

[Reid Malenfant]

blocked for eons

[Rare Bird]

get the bog-brush

[Jonboy]

ram it home

[Marco]

up her sopping-wet

[synsei]

and draughty back~passage :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

not only to-India

[Marco]

but to turd-city

[Rare Bird]

down the A23

[Marco]

past the rim-roundabout

[Rare Bird]

through the back-entry

[Marco]

push harder to

[Rare Bird]

let yourself in

[Marco]

ball-deep, and feel

[Rare Bird]

something strange happening

[Marco]

before the nurse

[Rare Bird]

lets out a

[Marco]

fanny-fart louder than

[Rare Bird]

Hiroshima bombing mission

[Marco]

so I gag

[Rare Bird]

her real quick

[Marco]

knock her unconscious

[jantheman]

then wake up.....

[Puffin]

drop a bollock

[Marco]

on the shag-pile

[synsei]

beside a huge

[Rare Bird]

bowl of peanuts

[Reid Malenfant]

have your breakfast

[Marco]

before-you-discover-you've-f*cked-a-growler :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

run a mile

[synsei]

Gonna bow out :hmm:

[Beechwoods]

Turnover new leaf

[Alex_UK]

of Encyclopedia Britannica

[Marco]

and become 'normal'

[Beechwoods]

Whatever that is!

[Rare Bird]

yeh whats that?

[Alex_UK]

not us anyway

[Marco]

I'm-shy-and-introverted

[Alex_UK]

a shrinking violet

[Marco]

awkward around women

[Beechwoods]

And baboons arses

[Marco]

ah, those memories....

[jantheman]

Holidaying in Gibraltar

[Marco]

with other ladyboys

[Puffin]

and chocolate tea-pots

[Marco]

and heaving piss-pots

[Puffin]

popping jelly tots

[Beechwoods]

armpits stink alot

[Marco]

when you wear

[WAD62]

mink tank tops

[Beechwoods]

especially when freshly

[Puffin]

battered and boiled

[Beechwoods]

salt n vinegar

[Rare Bird]

smell yer finger

[Alex_UK]

after Scampi Fries

[Marco]

A cheesy dip?

[Rare Bird]

ladies fondue evening

[Marco]

I bagsie Brenda

[keiths]

big busty Brenda?

[Rare Bird]

built like-a tank

[Beechwoods]

Pot hole crater

[Rare Bird]

not lunar variety

[Marco]

I'd bang it

[WAD62]

plank across arse

[Rare Bird]

clip-around the earhole

[Puffin]

dirty boy go-and

[Marco]

de-flower young Cindy

[Beechwoods]

bring on Barbie

[Reid Malenfant]

but not Ken

[Beechwoods]

nah, come on

[Rare Bird]

will i do?

[Puffin]

Yeahhh hold tight

[Marco]

part yer cheeks

[Jonboy]

stain the sheets

[Rare Bird]

domestic cleaner required :eyebrows:

[Marco]

pump her, too! :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

nicely polished off

[jantheman]

scrub with bleach....

[Alex_UK]

disinfects the parts

[Rare Bird]

Colonic irrigation anyone?

[Marco]

gizza facial shower!

[jantheman]

what! with bleach........

[Rare Bird]

Der messy Toss

[Marco]

creamy, yer tarty

[Alex_UK]

box of fruit

[Marco]

she likes it

[Alex_UK]

with condensed milk

[Marco]

and jelly floaters

[Alex_UK]

shaped like little

[Marco]

sperm-like globules of

[Beechwoods]

Pan cake batter

[Jonboy]

fanny batters better

[Alex_UK]

better batter fannies

[Marco]

prefer fanny butter

[Puffin]

Lurrvepak for the

[Jonboy]

toast and marmalade