PDA

View Full Version : Two Words Daily!


Pages : [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48
walpurgis
04-09-2018, 20:55
Bog Off :D
Barry
04-09-2018, 21:23
Bog Off :D

Tu quoque! ;)
Marco
04-09-2018, 21:51
Ha - how about one sentence daily... Wouldn't that be more fun?:D

Marco.
walpurgis
04-09-2018, 21:57
No Way :D
Marco
04-09-2018, 22:54
Well, we'd see who could construct the longest, correctly punctuated, sentence of unadulterated smut!:eyebrows:

Marco.
tapid
04-09-2018, 23:01
Probably YOU
Barry
04-09-2018, 23:04
uncontrollable logorrhoea ?
Marco
04-09-2018, 23:04
Probably YOU

Moi...?? I'll have you know that I'm the shy and retiring type;)

Marco.
Marco
04-09-2018, 23:07
uncontrollable logorrhoea ?

Ha - there are several here who suffer from such loquacity!

Marco.
Barry
04-09-2018, 23:14
Ha - there are several here who suffer from such loquacity!

Marco.

Too verbose!
Marco
04-09-2018, 23:28
That's Tabatha

[as she's prone to 'overusing' her tongue]
Firebottle
05-09-2018, 06:43
OH NO :doh:
struth
05-09-2018, 06:58
Windy City
Marco
05-09-2018, 07:56
your arse
walpurgis
05-09-2018, 22:46
is showing
mad-moon
06-09-2018, 16:18
signs of
walpurgis
06-09-2018, 16:23
congenital madness
mad-moon
06-09-2018, 17:40
bubble butt
walpurgis
06-09-2018, 22:39
last gasp
mad-moon
07-09-2018, 05:58
right in
walpurgis
08-09-2018, 21:06
blimey guv!
Marco
08-09-2018, 22:16
wota pong!
walpurgis
08-09-2018, 22:23
cacky thong
mad-moon
08-09-2018, 22:45
beef jerky
mad-moon
12-09-2018, 11:58
Trading Places
Pigmy Pony
12-09-2018, 20:28
Fish monger
mad-moon
13-09-2018, 19:18
stinky fingers
walpurgis
14-09-2018, 21:13
long deceased
mad-moon
14-09-2018, 23:02
short lived
Pigmy Pony
15-09-2018, 14:20
Tall tales
walpurgis
15-09-2018, 14:26
self destruct
mad-moon
15-09-2018, 15:22
Hari-Kari
walpurgis
16-09-2018, 22:31
dead duck
mad-moon
17-09-2018, 12:39
plum sauce
walpurgis
19-09-2018, 13:18
seriously deranged
mad-moon
20-09-2018, 10:25
absolute mess
walpurgis
24-09-2018, 22:22
lost marbles
mad-moon
25-09-2018, 14:56
mindless rambles
walpurgis
26-09-2018, 19:35
totally bonkers
mad-moon
26-09-2018, 21:45
world records
walpurgis
26-09-2018, 22:15
ethnic music
mad-moon
26-09-2018, 22:55
universal language
walpurgis
26-09-2018, 22:57
is gibberish
mad-moon
26-09-2018, 23:08
what nonsense
struth
27-09-2018, 12:07
Jane Mansfield

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180927/2e8ec84a7cd70179faf2b3527b9979da.jpg
mad-moon
27-09-2018, 21:04
absolutely stunning
walpurgis
27-09-2018, 22:50
firmly coshed
mad-moon
27-09-2018, 23:07
knock out:bonk:
prestonchipfryer
28-09-2018, 07:59
breathing heavily
mad-moon
28-09-2018, 20:21
obscene caller
struth
28-09-2018, 21:18
small rouge-one
walpurgis
28-09-2018, 21:25
seeks enlightenment
mad-moon
29-09-2018, 12:04
from Po
walpurgis
30-09-2018, 16:25
half inch
mad-moon
01-10-2018, 22:52
sliced it
walpurgis
05-10-2018, 22:23
totally bifurcated
Ninanina
05-10-2018, 22:24
two forks
Yomanze
05-10-2018, 22:41
Flawless victory
mad-moon
06-10-2018, 19:40
Clean win
walpurgis
07-10-2018, 12:12
salted cockporn
mad-moon
07-10-2018, 14:11
butter kissed
struth
07-10-2018, 14:26
Butter Balls
mad-moon
07-10-2018, 22:20
soft shite
walpurgis
07-10-2018, 22:36
tough nut
mad-moon
07-10-2018, 23:17
high tensile
walpurgis
12-10-2018, 22:37
steely stare
mad-moon
12-10-2018, 22:57
bulls eye
mad-moon
16-10-2018, 16:40
boiled sweet
struth
16-10-2018, 17:11
Potato salad
mad-moon
16-10-2018, 17:24
salad potato
Cmarzot
19-10-2018, 14:20
irritable bowel
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 18:58
public hair
Ninanina
19-10-2018, 19:00
short'n curly
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 19:05
Matron waxing
Ninanina
19-10-2018, 19:12
it clean
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 19:19
whilst hoovering
Ninanina
19-10-2018, 19:33
in knickers
mad-moon
19-10-2018, 20:47
bocker glory
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 20:50
thrush sings
Ninanina
19-10-2018, 20:58
eats worms
struth
19-10-2018, 21:06
Berkeley Square
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 21:15
Piccadilly Circus
struth
19-10-2018, 21:39
Strand Land
mad-moon
19-10-2018, 21:50
Coventry Street
walpurgis
19-10-2018, 21:51
Coventry Eagle
mad-moon
19-10-2018, 21:53
Red Dragon
struth
20-10-2018, 02:22
Girlie tattoo
walpurgis
20-10-2018, 07:14
marching majorettes
mad-moon
20-10-2018, 08:43
land army
Cmarzot
21-10-2018, 17:52
army ants
walpurgis
21-10-2018, 17:54
camo pants
mad-moon
21-10-2018, 19:23
crocodile shoes
struth
21-10-2018, 19:27
Jimmy's Nails
mad-moon
21-10-2018, 19:54
six inchers
Wakefield Turntables
21-10-2018, 19:58
Pointless thread
mad-moon
21-10-2018, 21:50
threadless point
walpurgis
21-10-2018, 21:52
treadle pump
mad-moon
21-10-2018, 22:39
water boy
walpurgis
21-10-2018, 22:57
aqua trick
AJSki2fly
22-10-2018, 05:44
aqua trick

Solid water
struth
22-10-2018, 05:57
Solid air
mad-moon
22-10-2018, 11:10
Nice album
mad-moon
24-10-2018, 10:31
stamp collector
struth
24-10-2018, 10:49
wrapped-in Lucite
mad-moon
24-10-2018, 11:35
plastic fantastic
mad-moon
27-10-2018, 09:28
cosmetic surgery
walpurgis
27-10-2018, 13:29
comfortingly sugary
mad-moon
27-10-2018, 17:39
sugar puffs
Marco
30-10-2018, 23:14
smegma cream
walpurgis
30-10-2018, 23:16
slightly dead
mad-moon
30-10-2018, 23:40
live culture
walpurgis
30-10-2018, 23:46
athlete's foot
mad-moon
30-10-2018, 23:47
running spikes
Marco
30-10-2018, 23:50
teasing helmet
mad-moon
30-10-2018, 23:57
not 3
Marco
31-10-2018, 08:17
two now;)
mad-moon
31-10-2018, 10:17
wink wink
Marco
31-10-2018, 10:20
she gestured
struth
31-10-2018, 10:33
swollen balls
Marco
31-10-2018, 10:45
needing emptied
struth
31-10-2018, 10:51
and soothed
Marco
31-10-2018, 11:13
stiffness eased
struth
31-10-2018, 11:27
floppiness restored
Marco
31-10-2018, 16:14
disappointing Deirdre
mad-moon
31-10-2018, 16:48
in Barlow
Ninanina
31-10-2018, 20:01
or Harlow
mad-moon
31-10-2018, 20:26
perhaps Weatherfield
mad-moon
04-11-2018, 10:50
garage sale
walpurgis
04-11-2018, 10:51
offers invited
mad-moon
04-11-2018, 23:15
buyers too
prestonchipfryer
05-11-2018, 14:56
fifty quid
mad-moon
05-11-2018, 18:35
money talks
Marco
07-11-2018, 07:54
Sophie squawks
struth
07-11-2018, 16:08
funky gibbon
mad-moon
07-11-2018, 20:06
smelly ape
struth
07-11-2018, 20:17
Hairy swinger
mad-moon
07-11-2018, 23:34
Right-turn Clyde
walpurgis
09-11-2018, 23:55
nine inches
struth
10-11-2018, 18:16
monkeys Lisa
prestonchipfryer
10-11-2018, 19:29
extremely stretched
mad-moon
10-11-2018, 20:32
fanny farting
struth
10-11-2018, 20:34
Bottom feeding
mad-moon
10-11-2018, 21:41
shat eating
walpurgis
10-11-2018, 21:43
chewy bits
struth
10-11-2018, 22:03
Gum boils
mad-moon
10-11-2018, 23:43
loose dentures
Marco
11-11-2018, 21:55
hinder gobbles
mad-moon
11-11-2018, 22:11
Polly's grip
mad-moon
14-11-2018, 16:59
holds tight
Marco
14-11-2018, 17:57
onto helmet
mad-moon
14-11-2018, 19:36
flaps down
Marco
14-11-2018, 19:38
flange open
mad-moon
14-11-2018, 23:53
fill it
Marco
14-11-2018, 23:54
with 'cream'
mad-moon
15-11-2018, 00:20
man fat
mad-moon
18-11-2018, 12:25
tatty watta
Marco
18-11-2018, 12:44
stiffness beckons
walpurgis
18-11-2018, 12:51
arthritic codger
dave2010
18-11-2018, 15:46
Crocus clod
mad-moon
18-11-2018, 19:41
bulbous boner
mad-moon
22-11-2018, 16:14
blood filled
Marco
22-11-2018, 16:59
penile stiffness
mad-moon
22-11-2018, 17:41
Viagra's working
mad-moon
27-11-2018, 22:56
sausage meat
Marco
02-12-2018, 17:41
versus man's-meat
mad-moon
02-12-2018, 21:25
needs stuffing
Marco
02-12-2018, 21:44
somewhere warm
walpurgis
02-12-2018, 21:46
said Auntie
Marco
02-12-2018, 21:48
legs akimbo
mad-moon
02-12-2018, 23:32
brace yourself
Frazeur1
05-12-2018, 19:20
pete gozinya
mad-moon
06-12-2018, 13:46
Balls deep
Frazeur1
06-12-2018, 16:44
Deposit made
Marco
06-12-2018, 17:26
Full-fat 'cream'
mad-moon
06-12-2018, 18:09
peach pie
Frazeur1
06-12-2018, 21:14
Cream pie
Marco
06-12-2018, 21:28
baldy, but
mad-moon
06-12-2018, 23:25
lovely stubbly
Marco
07-12-2018, 09:51
causing rashes
mad-moon
08-12-2018, 01:25
on helmet
Marco
08-12-2018, 08:14
rub-it better
struth
08-12-2018, 08:19
with irish setter
Light Dependant Resistor
08-12-2018, 08:38
with hyphen
mad-moon
08-12-2018, 12:39
shit happens
Marco
08-12-2018, 17:55
inside nappies
mad-moon
08-12-2018, 18:40
and McDonalds
Ninanina
08-12-2018, 21:33
somehow tasty....
mad-moon
08-12-2018, 23:12
pickled eggs
Ninanina
08-12-2018, 23:18
double cheeseburger
mad-moon
09-12-2018, 00:17
triple bypass
Ninanina
09-12-2018, 00:56
Tis indeed...
mad-moon
09-12-2018, 10:52
pork pies
Marco
09-12-2018, 15:27
for Jews
mad-moon
09-12-2018, 20:20
with crabs
mad-moon
13-12-2018, 10:18
is forbidden
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 12:07
Adams apple
AJSki2fly
20-12-2018, 12:44
Fig Leaves
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 16:14
Date enters
AJSki2fly
20-12-2018, 16:19
Apple bites
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 16:22
Pear drops
walpurgis
20-12-2018, 16:24
on head
AJSki2fly
20-12-2018, 16:24
give head
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 16:26
blow job
walpurgis
20-12-2018, 16:32
that sucks
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 16:38
parasitic leech
Marco
20-12-2018, 17:41
Golden showers
mad-moon
20-12-2018, 17:49
of sunshine
mad-moon
26-12-2018, 22:12
peanut butter
Marco
26-12-2018, 22:14
on mammaries
mad-moon
26-12-2018, 22:49
with jelly
Conan
26-12-2018, 23:01
turkey leftovers
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 00:06
giblet soup
Marco
27-12-2018, 14:44
ballbag sarnies
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 14:51
with stuffing
Marco
27-12-2018, 16:31
and arse-gravy
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 17:37
beef dip
struth
27-12-2018, 18:03
Curled lip
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 18:18
The King
walpurgis
27-12-2018, 18:34
sized dick
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 19:12
walnut whip
Marco
27-12-2018, 19:49
down pan
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 20:03
flushed away
Marco
27-12-2018, 20:34
but stubbornly
mad-moon
27-12-2018, 22:18
blocks sewer
mad-moon
01-01-2019, 16:39
with turd
walpurgis
03-01-2019, 10:27
deranged loony
struth
03-01-2019, 10:36
you called
walpurgis
03-01-2019, 10:37
you're here
struth
03-01-2019, 10:42
Slack-Jawed Yokel
walpurgis
03-01-2019, 10:51
knuckle dragging
struth
03-01-2019, 11:17
good fisting
Marco
03-01-2019, 11:32
Gabby loves
struth
03-01-2019, 11:50
strong smelling
Marco
03-01-2019, 12:19
cheesy helmets
struth
03-01-2019, 12:34
cause sprinkling
mad-moon
03-01-2019, 13:45
smeg snow
struth
03-01-2019, 13:55
threatening limbs
mad-moon
03-01-2019, 14:38
dukes up
struth
03-01-2019, 23:14
Fusty cuffs
mad-moon
03-01-2019, 23:37
under arrest
struth
04-01-2019, 04:42
Pumping hard
mad-moon
04-01-2019, 11:01
time's up
walpurgis
04-01-2019, 22:27
coming unglued
mad-moon
04-01-2019, 22:31
falling apart
walpurgis
04-01-2019, 22:32
totally decrepit
struth
04-01-2019, 22:39
Theresa May
walpurgis
04-01-2019, 22:46
whole cabinet
Marco
04-01-2019, 22:47
of wankers
struth
04-01-2019, 22:50
And bankers
mad-moon
04-01-2019, 22:53
and queers