Two Words Daily!

[Marco]

feet first!

[AJSki2fly]

tongue last!

[Vince]

Tasty feet

[mad-moon]

chicken legs

[AJSki2fly]

Yellow feet


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[Marco]

corny, unwashed

[walpurgis]

chocolate sombrero

[mad-moon]

brown button

[AJSki2fly]

chocolate drop


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[mad-moon]

chilli dip

[struth]

Hot splash

[Marco]

of pish

[Vince]

Shake well

[AJSki2fly]

not stirred

[mad-moon]

pea soup

[Marco]

foggy follicles

[mad-moon]

need spunk

[AJSki2fly]

Gone dry


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[Swann36]

wet weekend

[AJSki2fly]

Happy Mondays

[Vince]

Boring Sunday's

[Marco]

washing wife's-smalls

[or not so smalls]:eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

Bridget Jones'

[Marco]

comfy granny-knickers

[Vince]

Incontinence panties

[Marco]

she's-all padded-up

[mad-moon]

from accident

[Swann36]

be careful

[Marco]

don't leak

[Vince]

Incontinence pad

[Marco]

ably absorbing

[AJSki2fly]

Sucking up


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[Marco]

copious squirts

[mad-moon]

of wine

[AJSki2fly]

and pooh


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[Vince]

Christopher Robin

[AJSki2fly]

Buckingham Palace

[Puffin]

Gashed Gangrene

[AJSki2fly]

streaming puss


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[mad-moon]

in boots

[AJSki2fly]

SLap thigh


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[mad-moon]

high boots

[AJSki2fly]

High heeled


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[Swann36]

dancing toes

[AJSki2fly]

Prima ballerina

[Marco]

nifty mover

[struth]

stratigic hoover:eyebrows:

[Vince]

Good sucker

[struth]

causes pucker

[mad-moon]

carpet renovator

[AJSki2fly]

pile lifter


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[Swann36]

cleaning up

[mad-moon]

shoveling shit

[AJSki2fly]

washing off


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[Vince]

Shit faced

[AJSki2fly]

Pissed again


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[mad-moon]

Phil Collins

[AJSki2fly]

Vocally unashamed


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[mad-moon]

Phil Bailey

[struth]

Played ukulele

[mad-moon]

Over rainbows

[AJSki2fly]

the stars


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[mad-moon]

Shone brightly

[AJSki2fly]

at night

[struth]

in holywood

[mad-moon]

on't boulevard

[Vince]

The Strip

[mad-moon]

Vegas nights

[Marco]

Teeside tights

[struth]

tyneside loose

[mad-moon]

around ankles..(this was in reply to Marco's Teeside quip)

[mad-moon]

tyneside loose

watchit you !

[Marco]

around ankles..(this was in reply to Marco's Teeside quip)

minus knickers

[Puffin]

thrutch bucket

[AJSki2fly]

pall ravine


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[mad-moon]

Camel toe

[AJSki2fly]

Cloven hoof


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[Vince]

Satan's plates

[Marco]

stinky feet

[AJSki2fly]

Hairy toes

[Marco]

perfect combo

[mad-moon]

Beans toast

[Vince]

Bacon sarnie

[Marco]

after a-wank

[AJSki2fly]

Sore knob


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[mad-moon]

Salty Bacon

[struth]

Smoked cheek

[mad-moon]

Apple jelly

[struth]

Țrampoline fun

[Marco]

barefoot with

[mad-moon]

The Contessa

[Vince]

Up.........down

[AJSki2fly]

in lift

[struth]

buttons pressed

[mad-moon]

wound up

[struth]

no release

[walpurgis]

in handcuffs

[Marco]

mercilessly cock-teased

[AJSki2fly]

On heat


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[mad-moon]

like bitches

[struth]

In britches

[Marco]

squeeze it

[AJSki2fly]

Puss explosion

[Puffin]

facial erosion

[Vince]

Zit zappin'

[mad-moon]

Black head

[struth]

grey bum

[Marco]

jobby bum

[mad-moon]

Bubble gum

[Vince]

Pavement pest

[AJSki2fly]

Sidewalk stalker

[mad-moon]

pavement hard-on

[Marco]

quick, rub-it!

[AJSki2fly]

Paint it out


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[mad-moon]

Erase it

[Vince]

Memory gone

[AJSki2fly]

completely wiped

[mad-moon]

dirty arse

[Marco]

skidmarks guaranteed

[AJSki2fly]

dirty panties


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[Marco]

soiled gussets

[mad-moon]

red russets

[struth]

Big nuggets

[AJSki2fly]

Pink piglets


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[mad-moon]

spit roasted

[Vince]

Pulled porker

[struth]

Big Bertha

[mad-moon]

Large Gun

[Marco]

firing blanks

[mad-moon]

been snipped

[struth]

Barrel plugs

[mad-moon]

whisky corks

[struth]

Bunged up

[mad-moon]

severely constipated

[struth]

Back pressure

[AJSki2fly]

Explosion looming


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[mad-moon]

Pebble dash

[Vince]

Anal explosion

[Marco]

spraying excrement

[AJSki2fly]

Muck spreading


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[mad-moon]

tittle tattle

[Marco]

strip poker

[struth]

Tackle out

[mad-moon]

gone fishing..

[AJSki2fly]

Dead boring


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[Vince]

Hook, worm

[Marco]

spin-the bottle

[mad-moon]

keys in

[Marco]

knickers off

[mad-moon]

go forth

[mad-moon]

and back

[AJSki2fly]

In rhythm


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[Marco]

whilst blindfolded

[walpurgis]

by Matron

[Marco]

whilst nurses

[Vince]

Perform miracles

[Marco]

'reviving' floppies

[struth]

with bloodlines

[mad-moon]

not mongrels

[struth]

Chummy mutts

[Vince]

Best friend!

[AJSki2fly]

That’s Harry-dog


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[struth]

Hairy beast

[AJSki2fly]

soppy pup


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[Marco]

shaven raven

[AJSki2fly]

Featherless turkey


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[struth]

Lickin' chickin

[Marco]

Boabby sookin'

[AJSki2fly]

Kiwi crunch

[Vince]

Lemon popsicle

[walpurgis]

you sucker

[mad-moon]

Jonas Brothers

[Marco]

Slutty Sisters

[struth]

twin openers

[Puffin]

Gobblers Gulch

[mad-moon]

Austin Texas

[Vince]

Cathedral....Durham

[struth]

Winchester rifle

[AJSki2fly]

Eaton rifles


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[Vince]

Armour piercing

[mad-moon]

stab vest

[walpurgis]

string vest

[Marco]

wrapping bell-end

[struth]

In tortillas

[mad-moon]

potato chips

[struth]

Potato man

[mad-moon]

Barrow boy

[AJSki2fly]

Market trader


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[walpurgis]

market raider

[AJSki2fly]

Tomb raider

[Marco]

Arse raider

[walpurgis]

on bum-rap

[AJSki2fly]

Blowing raspberries


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[struth]

mad phantom

[mad-moon]

good organist

[struth]

Constantly twiddling

[mad-moon]

Chicken feathers

[AJSki2fly]

spitting out

[struth]

egg shells

[AJSki2fly]

Cracking yoked


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[mad-moon]

spilt milk

[Puffin]

split lip

[AJSki2fly]

Lip sync

[struth]

Sink hole

[AJSki2fly]

Opens up

[struth]

swallow hole

[walpurgis]

golfball problem

[mad-moon]

garden hose

[struth]

panty hose

[Marco]

Skin-coloured or-black?

[AJSki2fly]

With seams


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[struth]

well spanked

[Marco]

and laddered

[struth]

Cry baby

[Marco]

she's upset

[mad-moon]

set up

[AJSki2fly]

step up

[Vince]

Take responsibility

[AJSki2fly]

Spin doctor


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[mad-moon]

three times

[struth]

A lady

[AJSki2fly]

boy prances


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[struth]

and preens

[AJSki2fly]

cock a-hoop

[struth]

Wedded dick

[mad-moon]

private eye

[struth]

Printed matter

[Marco]

faecal matter

[walpurgis]

oh shit

[Marco]

a follow-thru

[walpurgis]

said Auntie

[struth]

troublesome ass

[mad-moon]

Stubborn Donkey

[Vince]

Hung like

[Marco]

a weevil

[AJSki2fly]

pee wee


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[Marco]

inco-pants failure

[mad-moon]

pissy knickers

[Vince]

Stained yellow

[struth]

Strained lemonade

[Marco]

tastes-of gusset

[struth]

how you know?

[walpurgis]

I just looked

[Marco]

I'm a pish-connoisseur

[Vince]

Yellow to-front

[Vince]

Brown to-rear

[struth]

no-pain no-stain

[mad-moon]

Squatting accident

[Puffin]

Bellend Brioche

[Marco]

Foreskin Flapjack