Two Words Daily!

[struth]

Slightly built

[Marco]

faintly stinky

[Made in 1968]

Very sticky

[AJSki2fly]

Gloopy glue

[mad-moon]

Tatty water

[Made in 1968]

Flour power lol

[Marco]

snail trails

[Made in 1968]

Spunk stains

[mad-moon]

wank splash

[struth]

Pussy squeals

[AJSki2fly]

Meow, meow

[struth]

Pee Pees

[Vince]

Woof woof

[AJSki2fly]

Pooh pooh

[struth]

Bloody mess

[mad-moon]

Analogue Reduction

[Made in 1968]

Wine Sauce

[AJSki2fly]

Wow-wow sauce

[mad-moon]

Chili bomb

[struth]

Spicy meatball

[mad-moon]

Indian Italian

[struth]

Nice fusion

[AJSki2fly]

Iron-Eyes Cody

[mad-moon]

Blind Bill

[struth]

Couldn't find

[Marco]

his cock

[struth]

serving chickens

[AJSki2fly]

Poultry feed

[Made in 1968]

Tiny pecker

[mad-moon]

Fills Barn

[Made in 1968]

Owls beak

[Vince]

Cats claws

[AJSki2fly]

Dogs tails

[Marco]

mouse strings

[Vince]

Nelly's trunk

[struth]

Filled with

[Made in 1968]

Snotty water

[Marco]

spent wank-oil

[Made in 1968]

creamy load

[Ninanina]

nice necklace...

[Marco]

she's back!:yay:;)

[Ninanina]

and front... :eek::D:D

[mad-moon]

and neck

[Ninanina]

sensitive bits

[mad-moon]

Canesfresh Mousse

[Ninanina]

oh yes... :stalks:

[Marco]

kills crabs

[mad-moon]

and nippers

[Ninanina]

probably ouchy...

[Made in 1968]

Cheers Brian

[Marco]

for flicking

[Ninanina]

the rabbits

[Marco]

rechargeable ones

[Ninanina]

for stamina

[struth]

Full strength

[Ninanina]

is best

[Marco]

'setting 6':eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

actually 10

[struth]

One zero

[Ninanina]

full speed

[struth]

Ahead captain

[AJSki2fly]

Man lifeboats

[struth]

Mae Wests

[Ninanina]

Big un's

[struth]

Puffed up

[Ninanina]

jutting out

[mad-moon]

Titanic proportions

[Ninanina]

so true

[mad-moon]

sinking feeling

[struth]

Squeaky bum

[Ninanina]

oh yes

[struth]

I'm listening

[Ninanina]

all ears

[mad-moon]

Cauliflower lugs

[Ninanina]

boxing way

[struth]

Beerglass jugs

[mad-moon]

Times two

[Ninanina]

Big ones

[struth]

Silicon Valley

[Ninanina]

no o'natural

[AJSki2fly]

Saggy bags

[struth]

Perky peaks

[Vince]

Little tweaks

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[Puffin]

Craffy Phrange

[Marco]

Gaseous emissions

[Frazeur1]

Brown gravy

[struth]

Sweet onions

[mad-moon]

Walla Walla

[Vince]

Named twice

[struth]

New York

[mad-moon]

golden streets

[struth]

Paved with

[mad-moon]

Burger sellers

[struth]

Piss artists

[mad-moon]

Water sports

[Vince]

Water skiing

[struth]

Toilet boarding

[Vince]

Spatter guard

[Marco]

fit nappy

[User211]

Zen wig.

[User211]

Teng zang.

[User211]

Stong trig.

[User211]

Kren strig.

[User211]

Spell checker.

[User211]

Fuck off.

[Made in 1968]

Far out

[User211]

Far in.

[Marco]

ball deep

[User211]

Skren treg.

[User211]

Alien leg.

[Made in 1968]

Nightmare Keyboard

[struth]

Elm Street

[mad-moon]

Here's Freddy

[struth]

Where's daddy

[AJSki2fly]

With Mummy

[Marco]

doing jiggy-jiggy

[Vince]

Making babies

[Made in 1968]

Tied down

[struth]

Fallen down

[Made in 1968]

Blind Drunk

[struth]

Piss head

[mad-moon]

Rat Arsed

[struth]

Chocked up

[mad-moon]

Council house

[Marco]

reeking of

[mad-moon]

Indian Curry

[Marco]

and poor-people

[mad-moon]

Bobby Orange

[Made in 1968]

Clockwork Droogs

[mad-moon]

Loft garden

[struth]

arrested development

[Made in 1968]

American Dross

[Vince]

Yank crap

[AJSki2fly]

Donald Trump

[Marco]

ridiculous hairdo

[AJSki2fly]

Comb over

[struth]

family affair

[AJSki2fly]

American sitcom

[Marco]

Shitcom morelike

[Vince]

Yankee drivel

[struth]

gritting teeth

[Marco]

at cringeworthy

[Made in 1968]

Nature Reserve

[Marco]

wild beavers:eyebrows:

[Made in 1968]

Snatch nibbling

[struth]

buffalo sweetmeats

[User211]

Bang smash.

[User211]

Quality dash.

[struth]

Madam lash

[User211]

Atom ventilator.

[User211]

Cosmic idiot.

[mad-moon]

Space cadet

[AJSki2fly]

Spaced out

[struth]

wide load

[Marco]

fat-bottomed girls

[struth]

big queens

[Marco]

populate Asda

[mad-moon]

Powder puffs

[Marco]

buying panties

[Vince]

Wearing suspenders

[Marco]

with tights

[mad-moon]

Belly warmers

[AJSki2fly]

Turkish dancing

[mad-moon]

A delight

[struth]

Wobble belly

[mad-moon]

and bottom

[struth]

Jelly beans

[mad-moon]

Quivering loins

[struth]

Elvis time

[Vince]

Gyrating hips

[struth]

Forrest gump

[mad-moon]

Whisky dance

[struth]

Jiggin' around

[mad-moon]

Square dance

[struth]

Waltzing Matilda

[AJSki2fly]

Coolibah tree

[struth]

Eucyalyptus oil

[mad-moon]

Koala rub

[Vince]

Get Chlamydia

[mad-moon]

Go yourself

[Vince]

Got some

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty rash

[Marco]

on gash

[struth]

Lashed gash

[mad-moon]

Clap hands

[struth]

Poxy applause

[mad-moon]

Glued shut

[struth]

Then welded

[Vince]

Pressure tested

[struth]

given outing

[AJSki2fly]

LGBT member

[struth]

swinging through

[AJSki2fly]

Sweet chariot

[struth]

scraping ass

[AJSki2fly]

pruritis ani

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[struth]

Dr Bart

[Vince]

Nurse Lisa

[Marco]

specialises in

[mad-moon]

Playing Saxophone

[Marco]

Blowing flutes

[mad-moon]

Champagne Charlie

[AJSki2fly]

Sundance Kid

[Vince]

Robert Redford

[struth]

sideshow Bob

[Marco]

skidmarks Steve

[AJSki2fly]

Masticating Marco :eek:

[struth]

Barnacled Bill

[Made in 1968]

Bungalow Bill

[Vince]

Multi-storey Laurie

[struth]

Chesty Morgan

[User211]

Fuck you with your street bitches and strange trigonometry.

[User211]

Your behaviour is strange.

[User211]

Two words.

[User211]

Fuck off.

[mad-moon]

Go forth

[mad-moon]

and multiply

[Vince]

Then divide

[AJSki2fly]

and split

[Marco]

her-in two

[mad-moon]

Just TWO?

[AJSki2fly]

One + one

[Made in 1968]

Cock Ring

[Vince]

Labia piecing

[Marco]

shaven fanny

[struth]

craddocks revenge

[Made in 1968]

Turkey Caruncle

[mad-moon]

Urethral meatus

[struth]

Wet meat

[Made in 1968]

pussy meat

:eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

Potted honey

[Marco]

crab cocktail

[mad-moon]

Lobster pot

[struth]

sponge bath

[Vince]

SpongeBob SquarePants

[mad-moon]

Western Squaredance

[User211]

Correct idiot

[User211]

Re-exploited.

[Marco]

Stupidity personified

[mad-moon]

Taking Selfie

[struth]

Snide rhino

[mad-moon]

fake lino

[struth]

Dodgy vino

[AJSki2fly]

It’s corked


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[mad-moon]

It's fucked

[struth]

cooking vinegar

[Vince]

Tastes shit

[struth]

As does

[Frazeur1]

broiled liver

[struth]

Patties pancakes

[Vince]

Good tosser