Two Words Daily!

[AJSki2fly]

Toilet next-door

Hyphens disallowed;)

[mad-moon]

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[AJSki2fly]

Good poster


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[mad-moon]

Bigger picture

[AJSki2fly]

Zoom out

[Marco]

enlarge and

[AJSki2fly]

Snap shut


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[mad-moon]

Venus flytrap

[struth]

Needs washing

[AJSki2fly]

Soapy water

[mad-moon]

Torpedo wank

[struth]

karate chop

[AJSki2fly]

grasshopper grip

[mad-moon]

wax on

[AJSki2fly]

wax on

A surfboard


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[mad-moon]

Sex Wax

[struth]

Wax off

[AJSki2fly]

Hairless bits

[mad-moon]

baldy fanny

[Marco]

Cadmium mania

[mad-moon]

Gone mad?

[mad-moon]

Got it

[Marco]

cadmium groove

:dance::dance:

:D

[struth]

Quad flexing

[AJSki2fly]

rectus femoris

[mad-moon]

Bi wiring

[AJSki2fly]

Money pit

[mad-moon]

Buckingham Palace

[struth]

holiday home

[AJSki2fly]

Sunny Seaton


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[mad-moon]

Delaval Hall

[AJSki2fly]

Wrong Seaton

[struth]

throne room

[Joe]

Near Beer

[mad-moon]

Really Sherlock

[AJSki2fly]

yes Watson:lol:

[struth]

shoe's afoot

[mad-moon]

hat's ahead

[AJSki2fly]

Deer stalker

[mad-moon]

stop stalking

[struth]

deary me

[mad-moon]

sweety pie

[Marco]

Arse GAS

[struth]

potent phut

[Marco]

expertly brewed

[Frazeur1]

butt butter

[Marco]

slapped onto

[mad-moon]

Gypsy toast

[AJSki2fly]

Pink marshmallows

[mad-moon]

Big titties

[mad-moon]

Large Melons

[walpurgis]

fruit salad

[Marco]

big banana

[struth]

gone brown

[Marco]

still bendy

[struth]

says wendy

[AJSki2fly]

Wendy Craig?

[struth]

kisses butterflies

[mad-moon]

Tooth Hurty

[walpurgis]

gum drops

[Marco]

gumsy gobbles

[mad-moon]

granny basher

[Marco]

granny panties

[walpurgis]

covering nappy

[Marco]

utterly saturated

[mad-moon]

in spunk

[Marco]

milky, yet

[mad-moon]

still gloopy

[Marco]

plenty tadpoles

[struth]

raving loony

[mad-moon]

me too

[walpurgis]

as well

[mad-moon]

You too?

[Marco]

Insignificant 'forums'

[mad-moon]

Lemon Curd

[walpurgis]

totally unhinged

[prestonchipfryer]

swinging freely

[struth]

battle hymn

[mad-moon]

of AOS

[prestonchipfryer]

feral flare

[AJSki2fly]

Aural Nirvana

[mad-moon]

Audio porn

[struth]

Stevie wondered

[mad-moon]

couldn't see

[Marco]

Tupperware boxes

[walpurgis]

monkey business

[struth]

Tea party

[mad-moon]

Boston, Massachusetts

[Minstrel SE]

Philippe Petit!

There's your two words but I cant stop there. 1974..... A truly amazing event which defines what it must be like to feel alive!

Of course the added poignance of what happened decades later.

Just bought Man On Wire....get it!

[mad-moon]

Clint Eastwood

[walpurgis]

Clyde's buddy

[mad-moon]

right turn

[mad-moon]

good deed

[Marco]

pure greed

[mad-moon]

Billy Bunter

[Marco]

shags munters

[mad-moon]

from behind

[Marco]

and barks

[mad-moon]

more pies

[walpurgis]

more sheep

[struth]

more music

[mad-moon]

more drink

[struth]

Causing piddling

[Marco]

inside nappy

[struth]

down leg

[Marco]

insufficient absorbency

[mad-moon]

excessive pissing

[Marco]

creates rashes

[mad-moon]

bed sores

[AJSki2fly]

very painful

[Marco]

on bellend

[AJSki2fly]

whose bellend

[Marco]

protruded forth

[mad-moon]

wasn't me

[walpurgis]

telling porkies

[Marco]

to mummy

[mad-moon]

Or Boris

[AJSki2fly]

The Spider


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[mad-moon]

Michell Gyrodec

[Marco]

Old nutters

[AJSki2fly]

Sad gits


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[Marco]

no lives

[walpurgis]

phoney 'friends'

[mad-moon]

Boney fuck

Ooops..phoney buck

[struth]

Phoney war

[AJSki2fly]

Red phone


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[mad-moon]

красный телефон

[AJSki2fly]

Russian oligarchy

[mad-moon]

Britannia rules

[struth]

Butt drumming

[Marco]

красный телефон

Totally agree!

[AJSki2fly]

Hot line

[Frazeur1]

Burned out

[AJSki2fly]

middle aged

[Marco]

middle leg

[struth]

middle stump

[Marco]

solid, menacing...

[struth]

grooved top

[walpurgis]

tattooed with

[struth]

get-it here

[Marco]

ya slapper

[mad-moon]

dodgy rapper

[AJSki2fly]

Rodgy dapper

[mad-moon]

smart rabbit

[AJSki2fly]

Roger rabbit

[struth]

Shaved hare

[AJSki2fly]

What’s-up Doc.

[struth]

Brazilian blend

[Marco]

called 'Baldy-Minge'

[struth]

near-a gully

[mad-moon]

shite house

[struth]

Big brick

[walpurgis]

spotted dick

[struth]

Lollipop stick

[walpurgis]

feeling sick

[struth]

After-a lick

[mad-moon]

snotty dick

[Marco]

slightly cheesy

[mad-moon]

very sleazey

[struth]

Does it

[mad-moon]

watch porn

[struth]

eat corn

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

exchanging banalities

[Marco]

with inadequates

[struth]

bone whisperer

[mad-moon]

Troglodyte's Tomahawk

[Yomanze]

Head shot

[mad-moon]

the crutch

[struth]

Leg extention

[mad-moon]

Cock area

[Marco]

needs washed

[mad-moon]

Dirty man

[Marco]

cheese accumulation

[mad-moon]

around rim

[Marco]

mature Gouda

[AJSki2fly]

Fondue mix


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[mad-moon]

Jane's favourite

[walpurgis]

tight fit

[Marco]

knickers, revealing

[mad-moon]

Camel toe

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[struth]

hoof it

[mad-moon]

on the

[Marco]

saturated gusset

[struth]

pantie pleats

[Marco]

Sammy Smegma

[Cyrus]

Aged perverts

[struth]

clean jim

[Marco]

gather daily

[struth]

hand wash

[Marco]

after shuffling

[Frazeur1]

Before buffing

[struth]

and stuffing

[mad-moon]

Average Joe

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

Mighty Joe

[mad-moon]

John Doe

[struth]

disco stu

[AJSki2fly]

DJ Blackburn

[struth]

tony twonose

[Marco]

Bobby Ballsack

[struth]

Danny faced

[mad-moon]

certain death

[Marco]

from overwanking

[mad-moon]

wanking over

[walpurgis]

wife's face

[mad-moon]

Pearl necklace

[struth]

natures gift

[Marco]

man's milk

[struth]

better than

[Marco]

Tesco semi-skimmed

[struth]

nearly goldtop

[Marco]

nicely gloopy

[walpurgis]

unfortunately droopy

[mad-moon]

soft cock

[Marco]

empty balls

[walpurgis]

sperm donor

[mad-moon]

Prince Charles

[walpurgis]

bumbling buffoon

[spendorman]

Hot Porridge

[mad-moon]

red socks

[struth]

bare assed

[spendorman]

Spring Greens

[struth]

gone limp

[mad-moon]

Limp's gone

[spendorman]

Aldi Pesto

[struth]

pasta shills

[spendorman]

ebay shill

[struth]

snooze pills

[spendorman]

Mornington Crescent

[struth]

bunch o'tubes

[spendorman]

Dad's pipes

[mad-moon]

pied piper

[struth]

jethro tull

[AJSki2fly]

Beggars banquet


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[struth]

beggars Opera

[mad-moon]

cats chorus

[struth]

pussies galore

[mad-moon]

seventh heaven

[AJSki2fly]

Ski Whistler

[struth]

pussy whistler

[mad-moon]

larry adler

[spendorman]

on LBC

[AJSki2fly]

Harp on


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[mad-moon]

Harp off

[Marco]

cream off

[mad-moon]

the top

[struth]

grey top

[Marco]

pink skirt

[mad-moon]

6'' heels

[struth]

Saturday Marco

[mad-moon]

Male slut