Two Words Daily!

[AJSki2fly]

Twitchers grip

[Vince]

Wankers cramp

[AJSki2fly]

Sticky action


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[Made in 1968]

Five-finger shuffle

[struth]

Four-after tragic

[Vince]

Two hander

[mad-moon]

Jeremy Beadle

[Made in 1968]

Barkin' Mad

[struth]

Twisted sister

[User211]

Ben Stoker.

[User211]

Ken Joker.

[AJSki2fly]

Ben Dover

[Made in 1968]

cocky Ken

[Marco]

copulated with

[mad-moon]

Aussie Barbie

[AJSki2fly]

Sexy Sheila


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[Vince]

Minging Marjorie

[struth]

lady laid

[mad-moon]

out bare

[struth]

with pair

[Vince]

Swinging low

[struth]

Smelly chariot

[mad-moon]

Bin Wagon

[struth]

Needs cleansing

[Marco]

as stench

[prestonchipfryer]

wafts nostrils

[struth]

with pish

[Made in 1968]

stained knickers

[struth]

Don't show

[Vince]

No go

[struth]

welded seams

[mad-moon]

Chastity belt

[User211]

Tesla Smegsla.

[User211]

Porsche Torture.

[User211]

Mercedes Crazys.

[User211]

Ford Bored.

[User211]

Honda Fonda.

[Vince]

Focus pocus

[User211]

Spelt Wong.

[AJSki2fly]

Sphelt wrong

[mad-moon]

floured thong

[struth]

Hairy pancake

[Marco]

attracts flies

[struth]

Like shite

[Marco]

Sterilise it

[struth]

daily at

[Marco]

regular intervals

[struth]

Reducing infectious

[Marco]

puss around

[Vince]

Squeezing zits

[Marco]

sebum leakage

[struth]

sweaty git

[Marco]

ma-boz are

[Vince]

Sweaty bollocks

[Marco]

strongly cheesy

[Made in 1968]

Mucky pup

[Marco]

mature Gouda

[Made in 1968]

Strong-n nasty

[Marco]

like bellend-Feta

[Made in 1968]

Not tried-it :lol:

[Marco]

salty, yet

[mad-moon]

Fat free

[Made in 1968]

Yum Yum

[Vince]

Tasty dish

[AJSki2fly]

Marilyn Munroe

[struth]

Montrose kelpie

[Marco]

Who, what?:scratch:

[Made in 1968]

When, Where?

[Marco]

What, how?

[Vince]

Which, Why?

[AJSki2fly]

Witch way?


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[struth]

Water kelpie

[Marco]

Wossa "kelpie"?

Marco.

[struth]

spiritual beast. (resides in water as a horse but can also take on other forms including human although retains its hooves, hence Rabbie Burns' Address to the Devil...."Then water-kelpies haunt the foord")


call yirsel Scots;)

[Marco]

New one on me, then... I'm "Scots", as in I was born in Glasgow!;)

Am urnae English...

[struth]

Falkirk of course has the Kelpies structure..

https://www.historic-uk.com/assets/Images/thekelpies.jpg?1408635315

https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Kelpie/

[Vince]

Gee, gees

[mad-moon]

Shape Shifters

[struth]

Shirt shitters

[Marco]

skidmark creators

[struth]

Guinness backfire

[AJSki2fly]

Follow through

[Made in 1968]

Acousti mass

[mad-moon]

Coal tar

[Made in 1968]

& feather

[mad-moon]

Lite Condoms

[Vince]

Ribbed/pleasure

[AJSki2fly]

Bannister slide

[Marco]

bare arsed

[Vince]

Friction burns

[Marco]

carpet shagging

[anthonyTD]

Toilet Rolls :rolleyes:

[struth]

running out

[Marco]

because-of idiots

[walpurgis]

use old-rag

[struth]

neighbourly visits

[walpurgis]

to gloat

[struth]

leaving-it afloat

[Marco]

inside pan

[struth]

scaring kids

[anthonyTD]

Comunity Spirit! :rolleyes:

[struth]

isoproypl alcohol

[anthonyTD]

Gas Mask.:D
isoproypl alcohol

[AJSki2fly]

Dinah-Moe Humm

[struth]

scientific aromas

[Made in 1968]

Gusset aromas

[walpurgis]

funny spells

[Made in 1968]

Spells Danger

[struth]

tight crotches

[walpurgis]

encourage crabs

[Marco]

and thrush

[Marco]

apply pessary

[Vince]

Cucumber tablet

[Marco]

to dissolve

[struth]

and serve

[Marco]

the antibiotics

[struth]

wont kill

[Marco]

such disease

[struth]

She distributes

[Marco]

to unsuspecting

[walpurgis]

choirboys and

[struth]

Male sopranos

[walpurgis]

Nanny's favourites

[Marco]

groomed for

[struth]

Godfathers party

[AJSki2fly]

Italian job

[Marco]

Blow/suck

[Vince]

Gulp/swallow

[Marco]

Chew/spit

[AJSki2fly]

Masticate/expectorate

[struth]

no teeth

[AJSki2fly]

Gummed death


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[Vince]

Gummy bear

[struth]

Huggy bear

[AJSki2fly]

Bear hug


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[Vince]

Bare all!

[AJSki2fly]

Naked squeeze

[User211]

Freddie Laker.

[User211]

Mr Shandy.

[User211]

Lemonade Randy.

[Made in 1968]

R Whites

[mad-moon]

fizzy pop

[AJSki2fly]

Gaseous eruption


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[struth]

Volcanic debris

[Marco]

arse gravy

[walpurgis]

picnic sandwiches

[Marco]

made from

[Made in 1968]

Toenail clipping

[mad-moon]

crab paste

[Made in 1968]

on toast

[Vince]

Toasted cheese

[Made in 1968]

Brown Sauce

[AJSki2fly]

Horrid stuff

[Made in 1968]

Your Crazy

[AJSki2fly]

Absolutely cuckoo


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[Made in 1968]

Especially daddies

[walpurgis]

Ugger Boff

[struth]

Large bottom

[mad-moon]

Bubble butt

[struth]

Phutt hole

[mad-moon]

farty arse

[struth]

Gas vent

[Vince]

Buttocks applauding

[struth]

rolling around

[AJSki2fly]

In dirt

[mad-moon]

up skirt

[Made in 1968]

Furry fanny

[Vince]

Badger bald

[struth]

law breakers

[Puffin]

masked shankers

[Marco]

foreskin fondlers

[mad-moon]

Fondant sausages

[Vince]

Pork sword

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[Made in 1968]

Bacon Medallions

[struth]

Greasy spoon

[mad-moon]

Full English

[struth]

Cafe poison

[AJSki2fly]

Extra syrup

[Vince]

With toast

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[mad-moon]

black pudding

[struth]

Ecky thump

[mad-moon]

William Oddie

[struth]

Graham's Garden

[mad-moon]

Stop Watch

[struth]

Time fly

[Vince]

Flights cancelled

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[struth]

Fly Bee

[mad-moon]

Buzz off

[struth]

dont tell-im

[mad-moon]

order him

[struth]

capt manwairing

[AJSki2fly]

G&T Please

[mad-moon]

Lemon slice?

[struth]

ice cube

[Vince]

Marshall Mathers

[mad-moon]

man Rap

[User211]

Mash it.

[User211]

Shit beans.

[User211]

£2.59 easy.

[struth]

Dancing men

[User211]

Historical Toaster.

[User211]

Great Boaster.

[User211]

Moderate Roaster.

[User211]

Ken Boaster.

[mad-moon]

Spit roast'er

[struth]

Silly willie

[mad-moon]

In ear

[struth]

Sewage canal

[mad-moon]

River Thames

[struth]

great stink

[Marco]

her tights

[mad-moon]

wide shut

[struth]

eyes two

[Vince]

Spectacle's needed

[mad-moon]

Blind Bastards

[AJSki2fly]

Use specsavers

[Vince]

Contact lenses

[Marco]

to-find cock

[struth]

Robin's nest

[Marco]

Betty's Bush

[Vince]

Hairy Mary

[mad-moon]

Quite contrary

[AJSki2fly]

Garden grows


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[walpurgis]

appalling fart

[Vince]

Applauding buttocks

[struth]

appealing wafts

[mad-moon]

of sulphur

[Marco]

SNIFF it

[User211]

Drugtoy California.

[User211]

Conventional Bitch.

[mad-moon]

full pedigree

[Marco]

soapy wanks

[Vince]

Stroking loafer

[mad-moon]

with gofer

[AJSki2fly]

Not Gordon:eek:

[struth]

dragging toaker

[Vince]

Spliffing spliff

[struth]

overly drawn

[mad-moon]

In red

[struth]

Night lady

[mad-moon]

madam madame

[AJSki2fly]

Purple velvet

[struth]

Broken world.

[Vince]

Flat earther

[struth]

Simple minds

[mad-moon]

Top band

[AJSki2fly]

Deep Purple

[mad-moon]

Cadbury chocolate

[Vince]

Thornton's toffee

[AJSki2fly]

Bertie’s bassets


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