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AJSki2fly
07-10-2019, 18:32
Neigh, neigh

mad-moon
07-10-2019, 21:10
Whinny, Whinny

Vince
07-10-2019, 23:58
Rodney Trotter

mad-moon
08-10-2019, 01:45
Uncle Albert

Vince
08-10-2019, 14:50
Del-Boy Trotter

Vince
08-10-2019, 14:51
Apre Ski

AJSki2fly
08-10-2019, 16:20
Beer n’Nanchos

Vince
08-10-2019, 19:13
Port n'Stilton

mad-moon
08-10-2019, 19:42
Malibu n-7up

Vince
08-10-2019, 19:58
Dubonnet n' creamsoda

AJSki2fly
08-10-2019, 20:30
Creme-de-menthe n’ Limonade

bardley
09-10-2019, 05:51
chav bar

AJSki2fly
09-10-2019, 06:06
Cocktail umbrella


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mad-moon
09-10-2019, 10:08
Open Bar

AJSki2fly
09-10-2019, 13:11
Happy hour

Vince
09-10-2019, 14:12
You plonker

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Vince
09-10-2019, 16:31
Alright Dave?

AJSki2fly
10-10-2019, 05:49
Alright now!

bardley
10-10-2019, 05:59
Free tune

mad-moon
10-10-2019, 10:44
Oh thankyou

Vince
10-10-2019, 11:50
You're welcome

mad-moon
11-10-2019, 00:28
Please enter

AJSki2fly
11-10-2019, 06:41
Open sesame

Vince
11-10-2019, 09:44
Open sesayou

AJSki2fly
11-10-2019, 17:48
Genie bottle

Vince
11-10-2019, 18:33
Rub teapot

bardley
11-10-2019, 20:21
Brew up

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AJSki2fly
11-10-2019, 20:24
Door mouse

Vince
11-10-2019, 20:33
Black rat

mad-moon
11-10-2019, 22:21
Winchester Cafe

Marco
12-10-2019, 09:46
where old-Betty

mad-moon
12-10-2019, 12:31
Slurps Gin

struth
12-10-2019, 12:32
grannies shin

mad-moon
12-10-2019, 12:34
Stocking clad

struth
12-10-2019, 12:34
aint-we glad

Vince
12-10-2019, 15:52
Nora Batty

mad-moon
12-10-2019, 20:44
Batty Nora

AJSki2fly
12-10-2019, 21:11
Tabby Aron

mad-moon
12-10-2019, 22:32
pussy cat

Vince
13-10-2019, 01:53
Tiger Woods

AJSki2fly
13-10-2019, 05:31
Striped tree

struth
13-10-2019, 06:18
Twelve stripes

AJSki2fly
13-10-2019, 07:40
White stripes

mad-moon
13-10-2019, 10:52
Icky Thump

Vince
13-10-2019, 15:32
Ecky thump

AJSki2fly
13-10-2019, 15:37
Black pudding


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Vince
13-10-2019, 16:51
The Goodies

AJSki2fly
13-10-2019, 16:57
Kitten Kong

Vince
14-10-2019, 01:13
King Dong

AJSki2fly
14-10-2019, 05:58
Ding dong

bardley
14-10-2019, 06:04
Merrily on

struth
14-10-2019, 07:08
sing along

walpurgis
14-10-2019, 07:10
whilst farting

struth
14-10-2019, 07:15
game show

Marco
14-10-2019, 07:53
Chant-a Fart

AJSki2fly
14-10-2019, 07:58
Slartibartfast

bardley
14-10-2019, 08:55
Two words?

struth
14-10-2019, 09:03
bottoms up

Vince
14-10-2019, 10:19
Good health

mad-moon
14-10-2019, 10:43
Bah Humbug

struth
14-10-2019, 10:52
fallen panties

Marco
14-10-2019, 11:10
tugged down

struth
14-10-2019, 11:17
with aplomb

Marco
14-10-2019, 11:44
gusset torn

Vince
14-10-2019, 12:09
Showing camel-toe

Marco
14-10-2019, 12:46
telltale wetness

Vince
14-10-2019, 19:44
KY Jelly

walpurgis
14-10-2019, 19:46
sarnies with

AJSki2fly
14-10-2019, 20:14
Pickled herrings

mad-moon
14-10-2019, 22:39
smelly kipper

AJSki2fly
15-10-2019, 04:59
Posh breakfast


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bardley
15-10-2019, 07:21
plated kedgeree

AJSki2fly
15-10-2019, 10:13
Eggs benedict


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mad-moon
15-10-2019, 10:25
Famous Gangster

struth
15-10-2019, 10:35
Audio Al

AJSki2fly
15-10-2019, 10:44
Speaker fetishising


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Marco
15-10-2019, 11:27
laundry-basket raiding

bardley
15-10-2019, 11:54
arrestable habits

walpurgis
15-10-2019, 13:09
knicker nicking

Marco
15-10-2019, 13:19
for sniffing

struth
15-10-2019, 13:29
stinky weed

Marco
15-10-2019, 13:33
slightly pissy

Vince
15-10-2019, 13:36
Little Missy

struth
15-10-2019, 13:37
dirty pussy

Vince
15-10-2019, 19:11
Little hussy

AJSki2fly
15-10-2019, 20:39
Saucy imp

mad-moon
15-10-2019, 21:28
Licquorice pips

Marco
15-10-2019, 22:18
stiffened nips

bardley
16-10-2019, 11:58
unnecessary quips

Vince
16-10-2019, 14:15
Curly quiff

Marco
16-10-2019, 16:40
shaven, not-stirred

struth
16-10-2019, 16:45
Brass knuckles

mad-moon
16-10-2019, 20:54
Shining clown

bardley
17-10-2019, 12:42
Beaming down

struth
17-10-2019, 12:57
totally pished

mad-moon
17-10-2019, 13:01
On Buckfast

struth
17-10-2019, 13:02
monks urine

mad-moon
17-10-2019, 15:13
monkey's piss

Marco
17-10-2019, 15:14
distilled into

Vince
17-10-2019, 15:18
Greek Ouzo

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mad-moon
17-10-2019, 16:23
Aniseed Balls

struth
17-10-2019, 16:50
little gobstoppers

Vince
18-10-2019, 10:30
Teeth breakers

AJSki2fly
18-10-2019, 13:40
Dentists pliers


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struth
18-10-2019, 13:45
daddy's boot

AJSki2fly
18-10-2019, 14:18
Mum’s slipper


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Vince
18-10-2019, 19:11
Head Butt

mad-moon
18-10-2019, 22:02
Hebburn kiss

Marco
18-10-2019, 22:13
lesbians snogging

mad-moon
18-10-2019, 22:23
Daffyd Thomas

AJSki2fly
19-10-2019, 03:34
Lord Elis-Thomas


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struth
19-10-2019, 08:05
dark pee-er

mad-moon
19-10-2019, 10:38
piss taker

Vince
19-10-2019, 13:58
Yellow snow

AJSki2fly
19-10-2019, 14:35
Nanook, a-no-no

mad-moon
19-10-2019, 17:32
Zapped her

Vince
19-10-2019, 17:33
Snapped her

mad-moon
19-10-2019, 17:34
split her

Vince
19-10-2019, 19:38
Wide open

AJSki2fly
19-10-2019, 19:46
ZappA shut[emoji23]


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struth
19-10-2019, 20:05
Clean drawers

mad-moon
19-10-2019, 22:29
dirty knickers

Marco
19-10-2019, 22:52
pantyliner failure

struth
20-10-2019, 02:22
Nasty blowback

AJSki2fly
20-10-2019, 09:32
Naked light[emoji33]

mad-moon
20-10-2019, 13:14
leaking shite

Vince
20-10-2019, 14:05
Skid marks

mad-moon
20-10-2019, 17:34
kid's marks

struth
20-10-2019, 17:35
nappy rash

Marco
20-10-2019, 18:51
use talc

struth
20-10-2019, 23:00
Granulated pepper

mad-moon
20-10-2019, 23:22
Chili powder

AJSki2fly
21-10-2019, 05:42
Nut Meg

bardley
21-10-2019, 07:12
spice rack

AJSki2fly
21-10-2019, 18:01
Stretched ginger

struth
21-10-2019, 18:12
Office bike

Vince
21-10-2019, 18:35
Good ride

struth
21-10-2019, 18:38
Saddle sore

mad-moon
21-10-2019, 19:12
chaffed thighs

Marco
21-10-2019, 21:51
from pummelling

mad-moon
22-10-2019, 00:35
The horse

struth
22-10-2019, 01:57
With rope

mad-moon
22-10-2019, 03:04
whip torn

struth
22-10-2019, 03:40
Rip torn

bardley
22-10-2019, 05:49
Rip tide

struth
22-10-2019, 09:29
fast water

mad-moon
22-10-2019, 10:15
slow boat

AJSki2fly
22-10-2019, 10:26
To china


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Vince
22-10-2019, 12:23
Kung Fu

AJSki2fly
22-10-2019, 16:17
Careful Grasshopper

mad-moon
22-10-2019, 16:42
Glass Hopper

struth
22-10-2019, 17:31
Big chopper

User211
22-10-2019, 18:50
Small whopper

mad-moon
22-10-2019, 20:35
With Cheese

struth
22-10-2019, 21:01
Relish atop

mad-moon
23-10-2019, 00:08
sliced gerkin

Marco
23-10-2019, 00:24
atop bellend

struth
23-10-2019, 00:26
Steaming hot

mad-moon
23-10-2019, 02:15
Savaloy Dip

struth
23-10-2019, 03:42
Septic tank

bardley
23-10-2019, 11:04
odourous skank

Vince
23-10-2019, 12:17
Challenging wank

bardley
23-10-2019, 12:57
Kidding Me!!!




Is there no lower bar for this thread--moderators please!!!

Marco
23-10-2019, 13:22
optimistic length

struth
23-10-2019, 13:42
Proven yardage

AJSki2fly
23-10-2019, 16:37
Big boaster


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struth
23-10-2019, 18:09
Tugboat assisted

Vince
23-10-2019, 18:16
Sinking ship

walpurgis
23-10-2019, 18:18
Labour party

struth
23-10-2019, 18:20
Red rose

walpurgis
23-10-2019, 18:21
clowns abound

struth
23-10-2019, 18:22
Lizzies hounds

walpurgis
23-10-2019, 18:24
burial mounds

struth
23-10-2019, 18:42
Ritual abounds

mad-moon
23-10-2019, 18:54
baskerville hounds

Vince
23-10-2019, 20:47
Dog-shit mounds

mad-moon
23-10-2019, 23:09
Every street

Audio Al
24-10-2019, 00:54
Can't get

AJSki2fly
24-10-2019, 01:47
To sleep


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mad-moon
24-10-2019, 07:12
count sheep

Marco
24-10-2019, 09:37
I'm snoozing

struth
24-10-2019, 09:39
i'm not

Marco
24-10-2019, 09:43
I was

AJSki2fly
24-10-2019, 10:04
I am!

mad-moon
24-10-2019, 13:52
I'm awake

AJSki2fly
24-10-2019, 13:54
I think!

struth
24-10-2019, 14:14
dead leg

Vince
24-10-2019, 14:19
Alive-'n kicking

Vince
24-10-2019, 20:18
Dead-n' buried

mad-moon
25-10-2019, 00:01
et mort

AJSki2fly
25-10-2019, 05:40
Alive n’ kickin’

struth
25-10-2019, 07:31
sniffed it

Vince
25-10-2019, 10:33
Drank worse

struth
25-10-2019, 18:52
Stank better

walpurgis
25-10-2019, 18:58
champion farter

struth
25-10-2019, 19:01
Master breaker

Vince
26-10-2019, 12:28
Letting rip

AJSki2fly
26-10-2019, 14:31
Botty burp

struth
26-10-2019, 14:48
follow through

Vince
27-10-2019, 01:37
Skid marks

struth
27-10-2019, 03:22
Scud marks

AJSki2fly
27-10-2019, 06:56
Parallel lines

struth
27-10-2019, 07:56
Don't cross

Vince
27-10-2019, 17:25
Your legs

AJSki2fly
27-10-2019, 21:49
Legs eleven

Marco
28-10-2019, 09:34
clad in

Vince
28-10-2019, 10:09
Silk suspenders

Vince
28-10-2019, 20:10
Fishnet stockings

mad-moon
29-10-2019, 01:13
Leek Pudding

struth
29-10-2019, 04:26
Leaky bladder

Marco
29-10-2019, 12:40
apply Tena

mad-moon
29-10-2019, 13:22
Lady nappies

Vince
29-10-2019, 18:39
Jam rags

Marco
29-10-2019, 20:28
without wings

Vince
30-10-2019, 11:26
White mouse

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struth
30-10-2019, 11:34
rat breakfast

Vince
30-10-2019, 17:02
Squirrels nuts

struth
30-10-2019, 17:15
buried deep

Vince
30-10-2019, 20:45
Shagging sheep

struth
30-10-2019, 20:58
Mighty leap

AJSki2fly
30-10-2019, 21:26
Startled frog

struth
30-10-2019, 21:44
Manky bog

AJSki2fly
31-10-2019, 05:49
Toad heaven


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Vince
01-11-2019, 11:06
Frog delight

walpurgis
01-11-2019, 11:08
no toadies

Vince
01-11-2019, 17:50
Only tadpoles

Vince
02-11-2019, 00:36
Spawn first

mad-moon
02-11-2019, 02:04
Devils children

Vince
02-11-2019, 20:29
Satans brats

struth
02-11-2019, 20:45
Neighbours darling

mad-moon
02-11-2019, 22:39
Wee radge

Vince
03-11-2019, 16:53
Going ballistic

walpurgis
03-11-2019, 16:59
peek-a-boo bra

struth
03-11-2019, 17:20
peek-a-boo kekks

Vince
03-11-2019, 18:03
Crotchless corduroy's

struth
03-11-2019, 18:22
Smell better

walpurgis
03-11-2019, 18:51
mating frenzy

Marco
04-11-2019, 11:37
wedgie fun

struth
04-11-2019, 12:06
Vegie bum

Marco
04-11-2019, 12:41
potent gas

Vince
04-11-2019, 12:50
Dirty lass

AJSki2fly
04-11-2019, 18:07
Scrub clean

struth
04-11-2019, 18:23
Buff it

Marco
04-11-2019, 20:16
her gusset

struth
04-11-2019, 20:28
Popped buttons

mad-moon
05-11-2019, 00:56
button popper

AJSki2fly
05-11-2019, 01:38
Velcro ripper


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struth
05-11-2019, 03:27
Panty shredder

AJSki2fly
05-11-2019, 06:47
Tear offs

bardley
05-11-2019, 07:31
Water drops