Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

wasn't caused by

[Rare Bird]

plain every day

[Marco]

bottom seepage, but

[Jonboy]

a nuns hairy

[MG1]

frontispiece started to

[Puffin]

resemble a sausage

[Thing Fish]

skins outer layer

[Rare Bird]

short back 'n' sides

[Puffin]

something for the-weekend?

[Jonboy]

XL for me

[Alex_UK]

I'll take Brylcreem

[Marco]

Bobby up the

[Thing Fish]

Gary Glitter

[Marco]

Three words daily! ;)

[Jonboy]

one word short

[Marco]

four inches shy

[Thing Fish]

Gary reginald Glitter

[Thing Fish]

Three words daily (or whatever you like)?

[Jonboy]

but always three

[Marco]

banging the bitch

[Jonboy]

all holes filled

[audio39]

one by one

[Marco]

she milked dry

[Puffin]

each boob in

[Jonboy]

a ravenous slurping

[Marco]

dribbling lady cream

[Puffin]

time was when

[Marco]

she squeezed her

[Puffin]

boils with pliers

[Marco]

squirting passers by

[Thing Fish]

With mashed squirrel

[Rare Bird]

& chicken entrails

[MG1]

causing them to

[Marco]

projectile vomit into

[Rare Bird]

next door Neighbours

[Puffin]

appreciative audience who

[Reid Malenfant]

lapped it up

[Puffin]

carrots, mmmm lurrvly

[Alex_UK]

cooed Jessica Rabbit

[Rare Bird]

Roger was very

[Puffin]

Rogered after dick

[Alex_UK]

Dastardly caught Penelope

[Reid Malenfant]

Mutley grinned appreciatively

[Marco]

perving on Penelope's

[Puffin]

perky piss stop

[Rare Bird]

help-help she shouted

[Puffin]

unplug the jukebox!

[Marco]

and fuck me

[Rare Bird]

In your Go-Go-boots

[Puffin]

Yeee Harrr Cried

[Marco]

as I slapped

[Alex_UK]

Daisy Duke as

[Marco]

she flashed her

[Rare Bird]

big titz off

[Jonboy]

and shaved sweet-smelling

[Marco]

steaming hot fur-burger

[Jonboy]

with tomato relish

[Marco]

painters were in

[Rare Bird]

one after another

[Alex_UK]

with rollers ready

[Thing Fish]

and hairy teats

[Marco]

Grab her panties!

[Rare Bird]

with your teeth

[audio39]

avoiding the streak

[Marco]

of jobby stain

[audio39]

on her chin

[Marco]

Quickly, I inhaled

[Puffin]

Hitler's moustache. Eva

[audio39]

went down deep

[Jonboy]

needing a snorkel

[Rare Bird]

braver-man than i

[Puffin]

more braun than

[audio39]

gifted gargantuan girth

[Puffin]

fat boy fat

[Thing Fish]

kill yourself quickly

[MG1]

By slipping something

[audio39]

between your buttocks

[Rare Bird]

& squeeze tightly

[Marco]

until the jelly

[Thing Fish]

turns your stomach

[Puffin]

like twisted bowel

[Marco]

juice mixed with

[Thing Fish]

a little green

[audio39]

man from mars

[keiths]

who probes uranus

[Thing Fish]

with his finger

[audio39]

while chewing gum

[Marco]

and roasting weevils

[JazzBones]

Its Evil Kenevil!

[Marco]

but remarkably tasty

[keiths]

when washed down

[Puffin]

with bum-bum sauce

[Marco]

and groin jelly

[audio39]

and vaginal discharge

[Marco]

here-comes-the-fish-van

[Puffin]

not the Codfather?

[Marco]

no, the fudcather

[Jonboy]

haddock pasty anyone

[Marco]

mine's a crab-stick

[Reid Malenfant]

scampi & lemon?

[Puffin]

stick it where

[Marco]

your gran's soiled

[Jonboy]

rhubard and custard

[Puffin]

jostles cheekily against

[Marco]

skidmarks and cellulite

[audio39]

basted in feces

[Marco]

replete with sweetcorn

[Rare Bird]

cob yer cob

[Puffin]

bash all bishops

[Thing Fish]

till they retch

[Marco]

and stretch-marks stretch

[Rare Bird]

Knicker elastics snaps

[Marco]

causing much hilarity

[audio39]

while projectile vomitting

[Rare Bird]

warm chicken soup

[Marco]

sautéed with snot

[Puffin]

like marrowfat peas

[Rare Bird]

yummy zombie ball

[audio39]

dangling on her

[Thing Fish]

large well rounded

[audio39]

shit stained buttocks

[Thing Fish]

:lolsign:

[Thing Fish]

which smelt of

[audio39]

semen and poop

[Marco]

Inhaling intensely, I

[audio39]

released the hounds

[Rare Bird]

were chuckin up

[Thing Fish]

with fervent gusto

[audio39]

one thousand maggots

[Rare Bird]

one thousand flies

[audio39]

a flock of seagulls

[Alex_UK]

I'm-boycotting-this-thread-until-some-of-you

join-in-on-the-Degrees-of-Separation (http://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7365)-one

and-exercise-a-little-brain-(or-google)-power-instead-of-the-toilet-humour ;)

[Rare Bird]

Sorry-Alex-but-it-means-using-you-tube-so-count- me out

.........................


a flock of seagulls

Flying chalk bombs

[Marco]

I'm-boycotting-this-thread-until-some-of-you

join-in-on-the-Degrees-of-Separation-one

and-exercise-a-little-brain-(or-google)-power-instead-of-the-toilet-humour


Sook ma bobby ;)

[Alex_UK]

doesn't-have-to-be-you-tube just-post the-album-and-title-and-if-you-like a-Spotify-link
;)

[Alex_UK]

Sook ma bobby?...

squirt a copper

[Rare Bird]

You-lot-never-heard-of-half-the-proper-musik-what-use-would i be? :lolsign:

.......................




squirt a copper

spend a penny

[Marco]

Sook ma bobby?...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boabie

:eyebrows:

[audio39]

I have to think-think-think all day long at work...so toilet humour breaks the pattern and provides some release!! :eyebrows:

So in proper fashion, and with all due respect of course, let's get this train back on its tracks....

[Alex_UK]

be my pleasure :lolsign:

(to all 3 of you!)

[Rare Bird]

taste of paradise

[Marco]

was her 'flower'

[audio39]

that I took

[Rare Bird]

& shoved up

[audio39]

her tail pipe

[Rare Bird]

till too much

[Marco]

anal penetration caused

[Rare Bird]

by simple mis-alighnment

[audio39]

a stool to dislodge

[Marco]

from the gaping

[audio39]

anus of hell

[Marco]

releasing mustard burps

[Rare Bird]

with a certain

[Marco]

lingering tangy after-taste

[Rare Bird]

very reminicent of

[Marco]

shite.

Then, the

[Rare Bird]

:lol:

Budgie croaked it

[Jonboy]

RIP poor Old-Bob

[Rare Bird]

but no fear

[Reid Malenfant]

Hong-Kong-Phooey is here :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign:
with Rosemary the-telephone-operator

[Jonboy]

and Spot the-Cat

[Marco]

carrying a baseball-bat

[audio39]

sized penis that

[Rare Bird]

really an hallucination

[Marco]

could only explain

[audio39]

why it drooped

[Rare Bird]

with such dissapointment

[Marco]

but-sprang-to-life

[Rare Bird]

when Wilma Flintstone

[Marco]

flashed her beaver

[Thing Fish]

to Barney Rubble

[Marco]

during their usual

[audio39]

Brontosaurus barbeque brunch

[Rare Bird]

Courtesy of Dino

[audio39]

who was licking

[Marco]

his sweaty bollocks

[Rare Bird]

Yaba Daba Doo !

[Thing Fish]

went fred as

[Marco]

he raided Wilma's

[Rare Bird]

secret suppository stash

[DSJR]

stuffed in the

[Rare Bird]

cat biscuit cupboard

[Marco]

beside the axes

[Rare Bird]

& falanga foot-whip

[Marco]

and floral fud-fresheners

[audio39]

smelling of bile

[Marco]

squeeze my piles

[audio39]

with a blender

[Rare Bird]

tastey ballerkz smoothies

[Thing Fish]

tempt me to

[Marco]

microwave my puppies

[audio39]

while cutting open

[Rare Bird]

distemper on toast

[Marco]

and making 'soldiers'

[Rare Bird]

to dip in

[Marco]

her 'soft yolk' :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

more toast sir?

[Marco]

with 'gentleman's relish'

[Rare Bird]

save some for-the-ladies

[Thing Fish]

and my sisters

[Marco]

freshly rinsed panty-gusset

[WAD62]

freshly rinsed panty-gusset

Very Messi indeed

[Rare Bird]

have no fear

[Marco]

curvy Chloe's here

[Rare Bird]

flashing her thigh's

[Marco]

causing trouser tents

[Rare Bird]

& flyhole tension

[Marco]

needing eased by

[Rare Bird]

a simple tug

[Marco]

so, placing her

[Rare Bird]

hand over the

[Marco]

engorged purple-headed walloper

[Rare Bird]

now very carefully

[Marco]

teasing the tip

[Rare Bird]

very slowly towards

[Marco]

the brink of

[Rare Bird]

an all out

[Marco]

explosion of man-cream

[Rare Bird]

which i hope

[Marco]

you didn't dribble

[Rare Bird]

the sacred juices

[Marco]

inside the casserole

[Rare Bird]

of hot 'n' bubbling

[Marco]

horny lurve potion

[Rare Bird]

lap it up

[Marco]

like a hungry

[Rare Bird]

one legged canary

[Thing Fish]

whose main problem

[Rare Bird]

is one leg :lolsign:

[audio39]

much too short

[Rare Bird]

the wife proclaimed

[audio39]

while loudly gargling

[Rare Bird]

G&T

[Marco]

Then Elvis appeared!

[Rare Bird]

all shook up

[audio39]

and standing erect

[Rare Bird]

with his teddy-bear

[Marco]

stuffed down inside

[audio39]

Priscilla's tight little

[keiths]

blue suede shoes

[audio39]

dripping wet with

[Marco]

sloppy pish stains

[Rare Bird]

adds additional colour

[Marco]

to the existing

[Rare Bird]

snow white gussett

[Marco]

quick-scratch 'n' sniff...

[Rare Bird]

said little sneezy

[Marco]

as he inhaled

[Rare Bird]

Bashful's bottom burps