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audio39
17-06-2011, 23:38
in spontaneous ignition

Thing Fish
18-06-2011, 01:28
and plentiful peanuts

audio39
18-06-2011, 02:06
or bountiful penis

Marco
18-06-2011, 07:56
which Martha munched

Dominic Harper
18-06-2011, 08:29
after the carpet

Marco
18-06-2011, 08:31
was rinsed dry

Puffin
18-06-2011, 09:29
and prepared for

Marco
18-06-2011, 09:36
wrapping some piglets

prestonchipfryer
18-06-2011, 16:03
in silver foil

Puffin
18-06-2011, 17:23
douse in petrol

Reid Malenfant
18-06-2011, 17:35
fire in-the hole!

Marco
18-06-2011, 21:09
watch it burn

Dominic Harper
19-06-2011, 07:52
dance around naked

Puffin
19-06-2011, 09:01
red hot scollops

Marco
19-06-2011, 09:10
and butt-naked bitches

Dominic Harper
19-06-2011, 09:30
spaniel ear titties

Marco
19-06-2011, 09:33
weevils with mitties

Jonboy
19-06-2011, 10:45
piss-flaps like saddlebags

Puffin
19-06-2011, 12:04
farts like thunderclaps

Marco
19-06-2011, 12:08
beard like Barabbas

prestonchipfryer
19-06-2011, 14:58
elephant-sized arse

Puffin
19-06-2011, 16:34
Shits like quatermass

Marco
19-06-2011, 18:44
stretch-marks like Plasticine

audio39
19-06-2011, 21:04
skin-folds full of

Marco
19-06-2011, 21:45
smegma, soaking her

Puffin
20-06-2011, 06:41
desperately ugly kids

prestonchipfryer
20-06-2011, 07:57
stinking odour breath

Puffin
20-06-2011, 12:42
repelling whole streets

prestonchipfryer
20-06-2011, 12:45
filled with whores

Marco
20-06-2011, 12:49
covered in sores

audio39
20-06-2011, 12:54
sending off spores

Marco
20-06-2011, 13:01
infecting-all-who-dip

Puffin
20-06-2011, 15:21
the wicked wick

audio39
20-06-2011, 20:58
the dastardly dick

Puffin
21-06-2011, 06:28
who stole sandwiches

prestonchipfryer
21-06-2011, 07:23
rank with pus

Border Riever
21-06-2011, 10:07
and crispy bacon

prestonchipfryer
21-06-2011, 10:12
stuffed olives waiting

Puffin
21-06-2011, 11:38
to give birth

Marco
21-06-2011, 14:42
to another mutant

Puffin
21-06-2011, 17:16
hairy handbag sniffer

Yomanze
21-06-2011, 18:48
reeks at dawn

Puffin
21-06-2011, 18:50
pongs by midnight

prestonchipfryer
22-06-2011, 08:36
very very frightening

Border Riever
22-06-2011, 09:16
thunderbolts and lightning

Puffin
22-06-2011, 10:09
getting Freddie ready

Marco
22-06-2011, 10:28
for his duck-butter

Puffin
22-06-2011, 11:16
he's a nutter

Marco
22-06-2011, 11:34
with a stutter

prestonchipfryer
22-06-2011, 15:08
flashing his cutter

Puffin
22-06-2011, 16:56
quick grab a

Jonboy
22-06-2011, 17:04
Granny night tonight

Marco
22-06-2011, 17:07
Gumsy gobbles rule!

Dominic Harper
22-06-2011, 17:19
and swallows too

Marco
22-06-2011, 17:27
before you mount

prestonchipfryer
22-06-2011, 17:40
check your length

Marco
22-06-2011, 18:15
and your girth

prestonchipfryer
22-06-2011, 18:26
ooh!! too big

Jonboy
22-06-2011, 18:26
Mines a whopper

prestonchipfryer
22-06-2011, 18:28
scuffing the carpet

Puffin
22-06-2011, 19:07
the biggest drawback

Marco
22-06-2011, 19:27
an elephant's foreskin

Jonboy
22-06-2011, 19:36
surely a blue-whale

Puffin
22-06-2011, 19:39
blows hard and

Marco
22-06-2011, 19:58
sprays the froth

Puffin
22-06-2011, 20:31
on open sores

Jonboy
22-06-2011, 20:33
on dirty whores

Puffin
22-06-2011, 20:40
who eat pigeons

Marco
22-06-2011, 21:17
after having farted

Puffin
23-06-2011, 06:19
the national anthem

Marco
23-06-2011, 10:23
and followed through

Puffin
23-06-2011, 11:19
to Liz's bedroom

audio39
23-06-2011, 12:41
while expelling flatus

Marco
23-06-2011, 14:04
over her discarded

Puffin
23-06-2011, 16:29
flunky's, Backstairs-Billy caused

Marco
23-06-2011, 17:06
a kerfuffle by

Puffin
23-06-2011, 17:07
just bending over

audio39
23-06-2011, 18:07
to pinch a loaf

Puffin
23-06-2011, 19:21
and drop a

Marco
23-06-2011, 19:28
botty burp bomb

Jonboy
23-06-2011, 19:35
green fog emitting

Puffin
23-06-2011, 19:52
flesh eating nipples

Marco
23-06-2011, 19:55
pert and pointing

Puffin
23-06-2011, 20:26
shouting the odds

Marco
24-06-2011, 00:58
at those sods

Thing Fish
24-06-2011, 02:45
with green vaginas

Puffin
24-06-2011, 06:16
and offensive odor

Marco
24-06-2011, 09:13
nevertheless, I shnortled

prestonchipfryer
24-06-2011, 10:42
enveloping green slime

Marco
24-06-2011, 10:51
covering Pippa's pish-flaps

prestonchipfryer
24-06-2011, 11:49
spreading apart greedily

Puffin
24-06-2011, 13:13
the delightful lunchbox

Marco
24-06-2011, 13:18
revealing poached hallibut

prestonchipfryer
24-06-2011, 13:58
creamy-white flesh

Puffin
24-06-2011, 14:18
gagging for boning

Marco
24-06-2011, 15:11
right down to

Puffin
24-06-2011, 16:11
a fashionable ankle

audio39
24-06-2011, 16:28
bracelet of goo

Puffin
24-06-2011, 19:06
but don't panic

Jonboy
24-06-2011, 21:06
Mr Mannering, its

Marco
24-06-2011, 21:08
unzipping his fly

audio39
24-06-2011, 23:35
and exposing his

Marco
24-06-2011, 23:36
perverted desire to

Thing Fish
24-06-2011, 23:44
See his mother

Marco
24-06-2011, 23:45
kiss her sister

prestonchipfryer
25-06-2011, 05:59
fondle his brother

Puffin
25-06-2011, 08:46
suck a gherkin

Jonboy
25-06-2011, 08:50
shag a badger

Border Riever
25-06-2011, 09:27
flick a chugnut

prestonchipfryer
25-06-2011, 10:32
receive a flogging

Puffin
25-06-2011, 12:29
not more dogging!

Marco
25-06-2011, 13:54
find a car-park

prestonchipfryer
25-06-2011, 15:02
wait until dark

Marco
25-06-2011, 15:35
and then begin

audio39
25-06-2011, 16:47
gargling the goop

prestonchipfryer
25-06-2011, 17:18
sucking and swallowing

Puffin
25-06-2011, 19:30
watch for fuzz

Marco
26-06-2011, 01:29
and-things-that-buzz

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 08:01
battery is flat

Marco
26-06-2011, 08:06
like her tits

Puffin
26-06-2011, 08:07
fried egg sandwich

Jonboy
26-06-2011, 09:43
sunny side up

Marco
26-06-2011, 11:57
dip her yolk

Puffin
26-06-2011, 12:08
shoot weird folk

Marco
26-06-2011, 12:26
with two legs

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 12:51
long and gangly

Marco
26-06-2011, 12:56
with stockings attached

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 13:06
breasts beautifully balanced

Marco
26-06-2011, 13:09
botty, suitably pert

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 13:54
furtive hands groping

Marco
26-06-2011, 14:23
her moistened mound

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 15:04
him lustily thrusting

Marco
26-06-2011, 15:24
her feminine essence

Puffin
26-06-2011, 17:29
reminiscent of methyl-mercaptan

Marco
26-06-2011, 17:31
rendering him rather

Puffin
26-06-2011, 17:39
retching and questioning

Marco
26-06-2011, 17:55
her supposed sanity

Puffin
26-06-2011, 18:30
as a cage-fighter

prestonchipfryer
26-06-2011, 18:48
bloodied but unbowed

Marco
26-06-2011, 19:11
, her Tampax Pearl

Puffin
26-06-2011, 19:46
necklace donated by

Marco
26-06-2011, 21:08
old Bertha's sister

Jonboy
26-06-2011, 21:27
liked to pleasure

Marco
26-06-2011, 21:41
the local swans

Jonboy
26-06-2011, 21:44
fuck a duck?

Thing Fish
27-06-2011, 00:01
and a swan

prestonchipfryer
27-06-2011, 05:48
waited their turn

Puffin
27-06-2011, 13:18
to pursue careers

audio39
28-06-2011, 12:37
in the oldest profession

Marco
28-06-2011, 12:54
known to ladyboys

Puffin
28-06-2011, 15:16
a career-in bookbinding

prestonchipfryer
28-06-2011, 15:38
very, very, tight

Jonboy
28-06-2011, 17:29
like a virgins

Marco
28-06-2011, 23:17
furry little flower

prestonchipfryer
29-06-2011, 07:29
ready for pruning

Marco
29-06-2011, 08:06
'trim her hedge'

Puffin
29-06-2011, 17:44
black her eye

prestonchipfryer
29-06-2011, 17:46
knurdle her knockers

Puffin
29-06-2011, 19:05
to foil terrorist

Jonboy
29-06-2011, 19:22
ban the bomb :peace:

Puffin
29-06-2011, 20:24
bum your mate

Jonboy
29-06-2011, 20:29
don't forget the

Puffin
29-06-2011, 20:43
shop closes at

Marco
29-06-2011, 21:09
4.37am, just before

Jonboy
29-06-2011, 21:13
the milkman enters

Puffin
29-06-2011, 21:17
his third turkey

Marco
29-06-2011, 21:44
pumping it brim-full

Dominic Harper
30-06-2011, 07:04
full fat yogurt

Marco
30-06-2011, 12:26
thus lubricating the

prestonchipfryer
30-06-2011, 14:08
noisy slurping entrance

Puffin
30-06-2011, 14:55
of Buck House

Marco
30-06-2011, 17:05
Buck that, it's

Puffin
30-06-2011, 20:20
phil the greek

Alex_UK
30-06-2011, 20:53
with some Taramosalata

Puffin
30-06-2011, 21:09
delicately smeared on

Marco
30-06-2011, 22:30
old Maggie's flaps

Puffin
01-07-2011, 06:07
not for turning

Marco
01-07-2011, 07:09
sour once the

Dominic Harper
01-07-2011, 07:52
puss ouzing scabs

Marco
01-07-2011, 08:50
leak their juice

Puffin
01-07-2011, 08:51
on his prepuce

prestonchipfryer
01-07-2011, 17:32
runny and steaming

Puffin
02-07-2011, 10:03
take your time

prestonchipfryer
02-07-2011, 11:03
savour the moment

Puffin
02-07-2011, 12:55
or you'll die

Marco
02-07-2011, 14:10
before the stench

prestonchipfryer
02-07-2011, 16:44
is too vile

Marco
02-07-2011, 16:52
to inhale without

Puffin
02-07-2011, 18:33
a responsible adult

Marco
02-07-2011, 19:00
wearing irresponsible shoes

Jonboy
02-07-2011, 19:56
and edible pants

Marco
02-07-2011, 20:01
like all postmen

Puffin
02-07-2011, 20:12
who lick seals

Marco
02-07-2011, 20:20
whilst performing Origami

Puffin
02-07-2011, 20:57
I'm a Black-Belt

Marco
02-07-2011, 22:57
in fart sniffing

Alex_UK
02-07-2011, 22:59
and tagnut removal

Marco
03-07-2011, 00:54
both, highly useful

Puffin
03-07-2011, 07:05
to sex starved

Marco
03-07-2011, 07:33
pandas seeking relief

Puffin
03-07-2011, 09:04
eats, shoots and-leaves

prestonchipfryer
03-07-2011, 13:06
giant, steaming mounds

Alex_UK
03-07-2011, 14:08
of Daddy bear's

prestonchipfryer
03-07-2011, 14:40
blood spotted phlegm

wee tam
03-07-2011, 17:25
when i coughed :(

Puffin
03-07-2011, 18:27
my balls exploded

Marco
04-07-2011, 01:48
over the wombats

Puffin
04-07-2011, 06:43
who spit at

DSJR
04-07-2011, 06:43
it's-all buck-and follocks

Thing Fish
04-07-2011, 07:12
but no cakes

Marco
04-07-2011, 08:26
were delivered today

prestonchipfryer
04-07-2011, 09:18
piss poor bakery

Marco
04-07-2011, 09:22
fumbling their buns

prestonchipfryer
04-07-2011, 09:38
twanging their thongs

Marco
04-07-2011, 10:02
licking the skidmarks

prestonchipfryer
04-07-2011, 11:19
tasty and nutritious

Marco
04-07-2011, 11:40
just like weevils

prestonchipfryer
06-07-2011, 05:50
in a butty

Marco
06-07-2011, 08:37
with some putty

kininigin
06-07-2011, 12:30
sounds abit slutty

Marco
06-07-2011, 13:04
and slightly nutty

Puffin
06-07-2011, 13:33
slack as ninepence

Marco
06-07-2011, 17:26
were her pishers

DSJR
06-07-2011, 18:45
full of cack

Jonboy
06-07-2011, 18:47
full of crack

Marco
06-07-2011, 19:35
and some breadcrumbs

Puffin
06-07-2011, 20:03
Colonel slandered went

Marco
06-07-2011, 23:54
grabbed some chickens

Thing Fish
07-07-2011, 00:08
and buggered some...

Puffin
07-07-2011, 06:35
buckets with aplomb

prestonchipfryer
07-07-2011, 15:35
massive spurting cream

Marco
07-07-2011, 16:06
numerous stiff appendages

prestonchipfryer
07-07-2011, 18:37
gargantuan and solid

Puffin
07-07-2011, 19:15
taking the bus

Alex_UK
07-07-2011, 19:55
to Baker Street

Puffin
07-07-2011, 20:28
for elementary pipe-smoking

Jonboy
07-07-2011, 21:47
and slippper wearing

Puffin
08-07-2011, 06:00
whores with sores

prestonchipfryer
08-07-2011, 06:13
poopy droopy draws

Puffin
08-07-2011, 19:09
on siege mentality

Marco
08-07-2011, 22:40
stormed the chemist

prestonchipfryer
09-07-2011, 05:51
clutching their groins

Marco
09-07-2011, 07:40
some leakage occurred

Puffin
09-07-2011, 08:11
sentence was deferred

Marco
09-07-2011, 08:27
until Betty's beaver

Puffin
09-07-2011, 11:10
was treated to

prestonchipfryer
09-07-2011, 12:15
a huge portion

Puffin
09-07-2011, 18:48
of vomit-wrenching surströmming

prestonchipfryer
09-07-2011, 19:19
stench-stinking shark-meat

Puffin
10-07-2011, 09:58
i'm herring things!