Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Alex_UK]

peeped menacingly through

[Marco]

spying salacious shenanigans

[Rare Bird]

behind the wardrobe-door

[Alex_UK]

where the vicar

[Jonboy]

was caught playing

[Rare Bird]

with his meat-&-two-veg

[BTH K10A]

with sharpened knife

[Rare Bird]

one false move

[Marco]

and soprano beckons

[Rare Bird]

ok if your-a-bird

[Jonboy]

or a lady-boy

[Covenant]

experienced at gamarouche

[Marco]

with-a-penchant-for

[Rare Bird]

vastly oversized drivers

[Marco]

to-make-up-for-his-vastly-undersized

[Rare Bird]

ability to stay

[Marco]

rigid and protuberant

[Rare Bird]

at the most

[Filterlab]

inopportune moments in

[Marco]

the supermarket checkout

[Rare Bird]

when i accidently

[Jonboy]

exposed my friuts

[Alex_UK]

of the forest

[Rare Bird]

in-a flash i

[Marco]

popped my cherry

[Rare Bird]

which was'nt a

[Marco]

patch-on-having-a-wank

[Rare Bird]

a wasteful passtime

[Marco]

and favoured by

[Rare Bird]

beer mat collectors

[Marco]

and washing-line thiefs

[Rare Bird]

looking for frilly-knickers

[Marco]

to sniff 'n' savour

[Rare Bird]

more the merrier

[Marco]

for hungry connoisseurs

[keiths]

of fragrant gussets

[Rare Bird]

which can be

[Marco]

wrapped around your

[Alex_UK]

stumpy little finger

[Rare Bird]

one quick tug

[Marco]

and squirting beckons

[Jonboy]

little old ladies

[Rare Bird]

with naughty intensions

[Marco]

attend pyjama parties

[Rare Bird]

with fluffy pink-slippers

[Marco]

and an attitude

[Rare Bird]

that will leave

[Puffin]

but never obliterate

[Marco]

the ingrained stains

[Puffin]

that blight potatoes

[Thing Fish]

with bulging eyes...

[Alex_UK]

and hairy palms

[Rare Bird]

& hairy ballerkz

[Marco]

lightly scented with

[Rare Bird]

overly sweaty gussett

[Marco]

emitting a stench

[Rare Bird]

that would even

[Alex_UK]

turn milk sour

[Marco]

which she'd sooked

[Puffin]

and milpa dooked

[Rare Bird]

tripe & onions

[Marco]

she loved with

[Rare Bird]

a dash of

[Jonboy]

cheezy crust helmit

[Marco]

feta or parmesan?

[Folkboy]

Edam made backwards.

[Jonboy]

surely its camembert

[Reid Malenfant]

electrique by Gong?

[Marco]

smell the pong!

[Jonboy]

slap my king-dong

[Rare Bird]

No -dong just Psych

[Marco]

Mellotron is very

[Rare Bird]

an essential tool

[Marco]

for creating retro

[Rare Bird]

but sexy tape-samples

[Marco]

of your gran

[Folkboy]

without her teeth...

[Alex_UK]

chomping on a

[Marco]

a meaty man-sausage

[Alex_UK]

with Gentleman's Relish (http://www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/gentlemans-relish-patum-peperium---71g-2860-p.asp)

[DSJR]

flavoured with a

[Marco]

cheesy, musky, infusion

[Rare Bird]

of smegtastic garnish

[Marco]

which she quickly

[Rare Bird]

polished off quick-style

[Marco]

before slipping off

[Rare Bird]

for another sesh

[Alex_UK]

at Slimming World

[Rare Bird]

then off back-home

[Thing Fish]

To diddle her

[Alex_UK]

husband's pension fund

[Marco]

and slipping into

[Rare Bird]

the next door

[Marco]

's used laundry basket

[kininigin]

god-damn that's funky

[Rare Bird]

she said rummaging

[Marco]

through the soiled

[Rare Bird]

& very minging

[Marco]

Batman & Robin outfits

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign: but unfortunatly the

[Marco]

silly sods had

[Rare Bird]

very carelessly forgotten

[Marco]

to rinse out

[Rare Bird]

his bat mask

[Marco]

which had obviously

[Rare Bird]

been used for

[Marco]

wrapping around his

[DSJR]

little wrinkly pinky

[Alex_UK]

and Perky squeaked

[Rare Bird]

While perky perked

[Alex_UK]

up after pills

[Rare Bird]

of dubious nature

[Marco]

Smarties with acid

[Alex_UK]

burns your skin

[Marco]

and shrinks your

[Rare Bird]

meat & two-veg

[Marco]

rendering it useless

[Rare Bird]

but fear not

[Marco]

a 'Prince Albert' will

[Rare Bird]

open your eyes

[Marco]

in more ways

[jantheman]

than you think

[Rare Bird]

but chin up

[Marco]

she's feeling horny

[Rare Bird]

raise the titanic

[Alex_UK]

look out - ICEBERG!

[DSJR]

bit cold though

[Marco]

The lettuce cometh (ICEBERG!)....

[Thing Fish]

Was well polished

[Marco]

like your purple

[Alex_UK]

headed mountain, the

[Marco]

nurse said, rubbing

[Puffin]

QED Silver Anniversary

[Marco]

a fat length

[Puffin]

gathers no "moss"

[Marco]

but often tossed

[Puffin]

with wrist action

[Marco]

and deftness of

[Puffin]

full knuckle shifting

[Marco]

causes creamy leakages

[Puffin]

and untold suffering

[Thing Fish]

Among certain tribesmen

[Marco]

attending S&M parties

[Rare Bird]

Flail in hand

[Puffin]

large rubber band

[Thing Fish]

Tied round their

[Puffin]

grossly obvious embarrasment

[Thing Fish]

Which bulged horribly

[Puffin]

the stench repelling

[Thing Fish]

several feral nuns

[Puffin]

not afraid to-use-guns!

[Marco]

or flash their

[Thing Fish]

Knarled and engorged

[audio39]

and badly chafed

[Reid Malenfant]

right big toe

[Puffin]

often used for

[Marco]

booting lazy assholes

[audio39]

right in the

[Reid Malenfant]

rectum frier, only

[audio39]

not quite full

[Marco]

square on the

[Jonboy]

throbbing blue vein

[audio39]

creating sensations of

[Alex_UK]

agony and ecstasy

[Thing Fish]

Within creamy walls

[audio39]

that can withstand

[Thing Fish]

A real battering

[Puffin]

Cod or Evil?

[Marco]

asked the petulant

[audio39]

egregiously insidious young

[Puffin]

buffoon whose cock

[Alex_UK]

woke everyone up

[Puffin]

pissin' itself larfin

[Marco]

soaking-passing-dolphins-in

[audio39]

blood red urine

[Marco]

after eating beetroot

[audio39]

that caused prostate

[Puffin]

blastocysts so vile

[Thing Fish]

That bottoms exploded

[Puffin]

thousands died suffocating

[Marco]

from the stench

[Reid Malenfant]

from Marco's arse-gas

[Marco]

that could contaminate

[Reid Malenfant]

a whole continent

[Alex_UK]

or an incontinent

[Rare Bird]

three legged guinea-pig

[Alex_UK]

three legged guinea-pig

(best three words daily post ever!) :lolsign:

[audio39]

whose penis was

[Marco]

jauntily angled upwards

[Thing Fish]

to reflect sunlight

[Puffin]

and divert maggots

[Marco]

nearer the crabs

[Puffin]

and sherbert dabs

[audio39]

cooling the infection

[Marco]

until the scabs

[Puffin]

leave the picket

[Alex_UK]

and no picking

[audio39]

except where scabs

[Rare Bird]

tend to reform

[audio39]

and puss oozes

[WAD62]

onto the blacklegs

[audio39]

sending up spores

[Puffin]

bumping into doors

[Marco]

double-bagging ugly whores

[Thing Fish]

resulting in several

[Marco]

crusty, in-bred Royals :eyebrows:

[WAD62]

shot gun wedding ;)

[Marco]

only daftees would

[WAD62]

want to watch

[Thing Fish]

Ultimately resulting in

[Alex_UK]

a huge bill

[Puffin]

and webbed feet

[Thing Fish]

sporting new hats

[audio39]

on large dongs

[Puffin]

Oooh....Ding Dong...

[audio39]

who's at the

[Marco]

monthly cross-dresser's convention

[Puffin]

Kate and William

[audio39]

were wearing nothing

[Marco]

but large smiles

[keiths]

and crown jewels

[audio39]

while elation caused

[Thing Fish]

The little boy

[Marco]

farted, reasonably inconspiciously

[audio39]

but very wet

[Puffin]

and largely lumpy

[Thing Fish]

with sweet corn

[Marco]

was the stool

[audio39]

that hung proudly

[Thing Fish]

From his nose

[audio39]

while he inhaled

[Marco]

the 'aromatic' tang

[keiths]

Of 'Royal Jelly'

[Marco]

nestling between weeping

[audio39]

enormous firm breasts

[Marco]

sweaty, but flavoursome

[audio39]

and pleasingly plump

[Thing Fish]

but strangely orange

[Marco]

nevertheless, I suckled

[Beechwoods]

three little pigs

[Marco]

I'd saved especially

[Beechwoods]

For a spitroasting

[Marco]

one rainy Sunday

[Alex_UK]

bloody Sunday drivers

[Beechwoods]

bluerinse, flat cap

[Marco]

, Tena for Men

[Puffin]

fiver for da-Laydeeez

[Alex_UK]

suckee suckee $10

[audio39]

rear romping $20

[Marco]

You-likee golden shower?