A Scouser joke

A Scouser gets a job as a labourer on a building site and at the end of the first day he gets stopped by the security guard who asks the Scouser why he's got his coat over his wheelbarrow.

The Scouser says, "It's just to keep it dry mate". The guard doesn't believe him and insists on removing the coat, on doing so he finds nothing in the wheelbarrow.

This same routine occurs every single day until the site is finished and on the very last day as Scouse is exiting the gate, the guard stops him, one last time.

"Listen Scouse" the guard says, "I've misjudged you, I assumed that as you're from Liverpool, you'd always be trying to rob stuff but not once in these 3 months have you had anything hidden in your wheelbarrow, I'm sorry to have been so suspicious".

The Scouser replies, "Oh, you were right to be suspicious mate..."

"Why's that then?" asks the guard....


Scouse says, "Did you ever see me come IN to work with a wheelbarrow....?