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    With the Ashes about to start.......

    What do you call an Australian who can handle a bat?

    A vet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    With the Ashes about to start.......

    What do you call an Australian who can handle a bat?

    A vet.
    Sounds a bit sick now.... perhaps if you substitute Englishman for Australian

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    Not wishing to inflame Anglo-US relations - nothing to do with this guy being American, you can be a prick whatever country you come from...


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    That's brilliant!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali Tait View Post
    That's brilliant!!
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    Whatever you might think of James Blunt's music, he is certainly a wit...

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    Whether morally, spiritually, intellectually or financially is not yet clear.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Straff View Post
    Whether morally, spiritually, intellectually or financially is not yet clear.
    All 4, I reckon.
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    Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here and asking what love is.

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