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    What's Brown and sounds like a Bell?

    Wait for it...

    Wait for it...

    DUNG!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Straff View Post
    "Fuck the Duck until exploded"

    I also giggled at "The water fries the chips" ... Oh no it doesn't!!!

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    A woman who had been married and divorced was talking to her friend about her failed marriages and what had gone wrong.

    "My first husband was a psychotherapist. He never wanted to do anything sexual, he just wanted to talk about it".

    "My second husband was a gynaecologist. He just wanted to look."

    "My third husband was a stamp collector. I really miss him."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    That's brilliant Alex
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