Alex, it really will take ages and I only have iPhone at moment. Let's say that Mandy and me have a bit of history. When I get to a keyboard I'll tell the whole sordid story. If I can be arsed I'll also tell you about his favourite crisps, his annoying eating habit, his stripey pyjamas and the truth about the mushy peas/avacado dip story. Oh and there's plenty more I can divulge about the Prince of Darkness. Piece of shit more like.