A taliban deserter is dying from lack of water in the desert when he comes across a market stall selling ties, the taliban says ''have you got any water?'' No said the stall holder, but would you like to buy a tie for a tenner? ''f*ck off'' said the taliban i need water..i should kill you but i need to drink first. The stall holder said i will rise above your bad behaviour & tell you where you can find water..''if you walk for 2 miles towards the sun you will find a restraunt where they serve ice cold water free of charge''.

Off the taliban goes, after 5 hours he comes back nearly dead & says to the stall holder ''You C*nt your brother wont let me in without a tie