+ Reply to Thread
Page 162 of 190 FirstFirst ... 62112152160161162163164172 ... LastLast
Results 1,611 to 1,620 of 1898

Thread: Jokes & Funnies

  1. #1611
    Join Date: Dec 2010

    Location: North Lincs

    Posts: 190
    I'm Keith.

    Default

    I've heard that since sporting events have been cancelled they are televising the World Origami championships. It's on paper view.

  2. #1612
    Join Date: Nov 2013

    Location: Powys

    Posts: 1,225
    I'm David.

    Default

    It'll soon fold......

  3. #1613
    Join Date: Feb 2020

    Location: Clitheroe, Lancs

    Posts: 742
    I'm Pete.

    Default

    I see ive missed some beauties there keep em coming.

  4. #1614
    Alex_UK's Avatar
    Alex_UK is offline Spotify + Facebook Moderator / Chilled-Out Wino and only here for the shilling
    Join Date: Aug 2009

    Location: Sunny Suffolk, UK

    Posts: 18,522
    I'm WrappingALilacCurtainAroundMyBobby.

    Default

    This made me laugh more than it should! Perhaps Lock Down is getting to me more than I thought!

    Alex

    Main System: Digital: HP Laptop/M2Tech Hiface/Logitech Media Server/FLAC; Marantz SA7001 KI Signature SACD Player and other digital stuff into Gatorised Beresford Caiman DAC Vinyl: Garrard 401/SME 3009 SII Improved/Sumiko HS/Nagaoka MP-30
    Amplifier: Rega Brio R. Speakers: Spendor SP1. Cables: Various, mainly Mark Grant.
    Please see "about me" for the rest of my cr@p! Gallery


    A.o.S. on Facebook - A.o.S. on Spotify - A.o.S. on Twitter

    There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing Aristotle

  5. #1615
    Join Date: Jun 2014

    Location: Chorley Lancs

    Posts: 19,262
    I'm Steve.

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    This made me laugh more than it should! Perhaps Lock Down is getting to me more than I thought!

    No, it is a good 'un, had it on my phone for a while, sent it to everyone
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: KEF Reference 3, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Arcam A75 integrated, Monitor Audio R852 MD speakers
    A/V:
    LG OLED65 G56LS, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL T9i sub.


    KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009

  6. #1616
    Join Date: Feb 2013

    Location: W Lothian

    Posts: 98,920
    I'm Grant.

    Default

    terrible

    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
    .... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
    FIIO K7 BT, M11 PLUS, BTR7, KA5 - OPPO BDP-103D - PANASONIC UB450 - PANASONIC 4K ULTRA HD TV - PIXEL 6 - AVANTREE LR BLUETOOTH - 2* X600 SOUNDCORE - HEADPHONES INCLUDE, FIIO, NURAPHONES', FOCAL, OPPO, BOSE, CAMBRIDGE, BOWER & WILKINS, DEVIALET, MARSHALL, SONY, MITCHELL & JOHNSTON - 2*ZBOOK'S- MERCURY BD ROM, ROON, QOBUZ, TIDAL, PLEX, CYBERLINK, JRIVER - MULTI HDD'S -

    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

  7. #1617
    Join Date: Jul 2014

    Location: Shropshire

    Posts: 2,433
    I'm Anto.

    Default

    Excellent !!
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  8. #1618
    Join Date: Jan 2009

    Location: Essex

    Posts: 37,689
    I'm openingabottleofwine.


  9. #1619
    Join Date: Nov 2013

    Location: Powys

    Posts: 1,225
    I'm David.

    Default


  10. #1620
    Join Date: Nov 2013

    Location: Powys

    Posts: 1,225
    I'm David.

    Default

    Brilliant!

    This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A is brilliant too!
    Last edited by mr sneff; 03-05-2020 at 13:01.

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •