Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

no orange peel

[Jonboy]

gives me spots

[Ian Walker]

on me Snaarlee

[Rare Bird]

sounds very nasty

[Beechwoods]

like auntie pastie

[Puffin]

well crusted and

[jantheman]

not too tasty

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[Beechwoods]

curly cheese quaver

[Marco]

like her saddlebags

[Beechwoods]

Ride em cowboy

[Alex_UK]

with your rhinestones

[Puffin]

rhinoplasty gives good-nose

[Marco]

reaching erogenous zones

[Alex_UK]

on the Underground

[Marco]

where slappers hangout

[keiths]

Of the windows

[Rare Bird]

Whistling at-the milkman

[keiths]

wishing he would

[Alex_UK]

deliver the cream

[Rare Bird]

full thick please

[Marco]

deposited inside her

[Rare Bird]

you cheeky monkey

[Marco]

come on, spread-em

[Rare Bird]

oo-you mucky buggar

[Marco]

'head' meets hole

[Rare Bird]

make it quick

[Marco]

too late I've

[keiths]

already shot my

[Marco]

butler, as he

[keiths]

couldn't stop soiling

[Marco]

his skid-marked undercrackers

[BTH K10A]

the police recovered

[Rare Bird]

what looked like

[Marco]

porn sites stored

[Rare Bird]

inside-a very inconspicuous

[tommy6206]

set of Tannoy Monitor Golds

[Marco]

nevertheless I proceeded

[BTH K10A]

wearing high heels

[Marco]

and lacy stockings

[Puffin]

to scare goblins

[Marco]

hiding inside the

[BTH K10A]

Red Lion pub

[Puffin]

for goblin hour

[Marco]

roasted goblin, anyone?

[BTH K10A]

washed down by

[tommy6206]

Her love juice

[Marco]

which tasted of

[BTH K10A]

honey, sweeter than

[Rare Bird]

con denced milk

[Marco]

gobbling it up

[BTH K10A]

was a goblin

[Rare Bird]

naughty but nice

[Alex_UK]

served with rice

[Marco]

pump her thrice :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

Bit of Rumpy-pumpy

[Marco]

you've given up

[Rare Bird]

looks that way

[Marco]

until she finds

[Beechwoods]

Oil of Olay

[Marco]

hiding all the

[Puffin]

friction burns. Shit!

[Marco]

Undeterred, I exposed

[BTH K10A]

the manager of

[Marco]

Anne Summers to

[keiths]

a dose of

[Marco]

rapid-fire rim-ramming, which

[keiths]

excited her chihuahua

[Puffin]

froze her Bichon

[jantheman]

I called RSPCA

[Marco]

they were useless

[Rare Bird]

at Strawberry picking

[Puffin]

and feline licking

[Marco]

and snot flicking

[Rare Bird]

but good at

[Puffin]

electrocuting vulnerable children

[Alex_UK]

with cattle prods

[Rare Bird]

or turbo-charged tasers

[Marco]

Kidnap a giraffe

[Rare Bird]

old stink bull

[jantheman]

Andre's gonna pull

[Marco]

his foreskin back

[Alex_UK]

and clean his

[Rare Bird]

gaping japz eye

[Marco]

the size of

[Puffin]

a very cold-day

[Rare Bird]

on-top of Krakatoa

[jantheman]

She's gonna blow

[keiths]

covering all surfaces

[Rare Bird]

with hot sticky

[Marco]

tartare sauce, which

[Rare Bird]

unlike Horseradish sauce

[tommy6206]

goes with fish

[Marco]

rhymes with pish...

[Puffin]

fill a bucket

[Rare Bird]

don't kick it

[Marco]

grab a straw!

[Puffin]

grab a whore

[Marco]

make her roar

[Rare Bird]

cloths-pegs on nipples

[Thing Fish]

gypsy's like tipples...

[Marco]

vodka-on-their-nipples

[Puffin]

tarmac on grass

[Marco]

sticks-to-yo-ass

[jantheman]

so do klingons

[Marco]

Wipe yer botty

[Puffin]

batty bwoy boom

[Rare Bird]

shake da room

[Puffin]

big it up

[Marco]

right up her

[Puffin]

how's your father

[Beechwoods]

very well thankyou

[Marco]

although that rash

[Beechwoods]

Sure does sting

[Marco]

and those piles

[Rare Bird]

sure do itch :lol:

[Alex_UK]

even with ointment

[Tim]

they're like melons

[Marco]

sprinkle some seasoning

[Rare Bird]

watch em cook

[Puffin]

fook a dook

[Marco]

squeeze a plook

[Rare Bird]

chuck yer muck

[Thing Fish]

Try your luck

[Marco]

ram a puck

[Alex_UK]

on your 12"

[Marco]

semi-stiff 17-inch

[Rare Bird]

in your dreams :lolsign:

[Marco]

using an extension

[Rare Bird]

that is cheating

[Marco]

Girth matters more

[Rare Bird]

but only if

[Marco]

it will fit

[Rare Bird]

which in most

[Marco]

instances is unlikely

[Rare Bird]

Aye i know

[Marco]

So, improvising, I

[Rare Bird]

had to apply

[Puffin]

for disability allowance

[Rare Bird]

block & tackle

[Marco]

frittering it away

[Puffin]

on shitty trinkets

[Marco]

unappreciated by slappers

[Rare Bird]

with somewhat stinky

[Marco]

unwashed, kipper-encrusted 'pishers'

[Rare Bird]

ready for pickin

[Marco]

finger lickin' good

[Rare Bird]

but not entirely

[Marco]

seafood-flavoured, as she'd

[Rare Bird]

bent right over

[Puffin]

revealing scampi fries

[Marco]

underneath the cellulite

[Puffin]

it aint pretty

[Marco]

Fussy you're not

[Puffin]

Beggars can't chose

[Marco]

so-just-put-a-bag-over

[Puffin]

and squash rumours

[Marco]

you'd stolen underwear

[Rare Bird]

to trade in

[Marco]

skid-marked cotton gussets

[Puffin]

runaway logs cause

[Marco]

badly blocked toilets

[Rare Bird]

Jammed 'U' bends

[Puffin]

deceptive but fast

[Marco]

dropping her kegs

[Puffin]

more! she begs

[Alex_UK]

for a cuppa

[Rare Bird]

nice & strong

[Marco]

Yorkshire-Gold is best

[Rare Bird]

Brewed to perfection

[Alex_UK]

squeeze the bag

[Marco]

drain the juice

[Puffin]

lance the pus

[Marco]

[How can you lance puss, ya daftie? :eyebrows: You mean lance the boil! Anyway....]

Savour its flavour

[Puffin]

unplug the jukebox

(If I lanced a Puss, should I wear boots?;) - "Lance the pus" is a local character! :lol:)

[Rare Bird]

unplug the jukebox



Do-us-all a favour
(No i'm not an Adam & The Ants Fan) :lolsign:

[Puffin]

cos Prince Charming

[Rare Bird]

is too dandy

[Marco]

for manky Mandy

[Rare Bird]

or Mork Mindy

[Marco]

arse is windy

[Alex_UK]

saying Nannoo Nannoo

[Marco]

from his nursing-home

[Rare Bird]

waiting for god

[Marco]

wallowing in wee

[Rare Bird]

bed sore alert

[Marco]

apply E-45 immediately

[jantheman]

to infected parts

[Marco]

Carlsberg can't reach

[Rare Bird]

but does however

[Marco]

titillate and stimulate

[Puffin]

and gently prise

[Jonboy]

her lips apart

[Marco]

exposing salmon segments

[Rare Bird]

yer dirty blighter :eyebrows:

[Reid Malenfant]

something smells fishy

[Marco]

sniff ya finger

[Rare Bird]

ahhhh essence of

[Marco]

coagulated sardine sputum

[Alex_UK]

in cranberry jus

[Marco]

drizzled-over icicle-stiff nipples

[Bazil]

hold on soldier

[Marco]

prepare your weapon

[Rare Bird]

Hope it's fully-loaded

[Alex_UK]

safety catch off

[Marco]

going to SHOOT

[Rare Bird]

ready, aim, fire

[Marco]

ah...missed 'n' dribbled

[Rare Bird]

what a waste

[Marco]

she scooped it

[Rare Bird]

two chocolate flakes

[Marco]

rolling my jap's-eye

[Rare Bird]

cool massage fashion

[Marco]

sensing just before

[Rare Bird]

the cork pops

[Puffin]

hundreds and thousands

[Alex_UK]

sprinkled all over

[Marco]

Betty's fluffy bellybutton

[Bazil]

Just one life :cool:

[Alex_UK]

so live it

[Reid Malenfant]

to the full

[Marco]

wearing your panties

[Rare Bird]

over your head

[Marco]

mimicking an imbecile

[BTH K10A]

lost in France

[Marco]

looking for snails

[Jonboy]

looking for Snells ;)

[Alex_UK]

with less cargo

[Rare Bird]

than those big

[Marco]

hairy-arsed blokes you

[Alex_UK]

meet at Scalford

[Marco]

loving every minute

[Rare Bird]

with def ears ;)

[Marco]

but willing bottoms

[Rare Bird]

& chicken chow-mein

[Thing Fish]

to fill the frame...

[Marco]

kill and maim

[Alex_UK]

with a spoon

[Marco]

rusty and sharpened

[Rare Bird]

cut-off his tongue

[Marco]

no more cunnilingus :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

or cunning linguistics

[Marco]

for old Harry

[Rare Bird]

poor old swine

[Marco]

his libido spent

[Alex_UK]

and Viagra only

[keiths]

Stiffened his resolve

[Marco]

in-between skud-mag 'shuffles'

[Rare Bird]

& key holes

[Marco]

into which he