Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Mr. C]

outing a pair-of-ardvarks

[Marco]

which had inadvertently

[goraman]

wet there pockets

[Marco]

with split vodka

[Puffin]

cock-a-leekie

[Jonboy]

leaky cock oops

[Rare Bird]

oops leaky cock

[Puffin]

wear a sock

[Rare Bird]

if it fits

[Jonboy]

place-between thine tits

[Rare Bird]

ready for action

[Puffin]

pucker up dear

[goraman]

pass the KY

[Puffin]

and safety helmet

[Rare Bird]

presure's building fast

[Jonboy]

shes going blow

[Alex_UK]

if you're lucky

[Rare Bird]

trajectory is guarenteed

[Puffin]

Virgil, You're Fired!

[Marco]

ya snide ride

[Puffin]

da london pride

[Marco]

fuck the bride

[goraman]

shreeking little tart

[DSJR]

wet and fishy

[Puffin]

aint she dishy!

[goraman]

looks like Barbra Bush

[Marco]

pert little tush

[Jonboy]

Bush like a-Doormat

[Marco]

gives-you-a-rash

[Rare Bird]

Trimmed ginger minge

[Marco]

buffs your bell-end

[DSJR]

develops very quickly

[Alex_UK]

with appropriate chemicals

[goraman]

to cure rot

[Puffin]

and gobble hot

[DSJR]

lashings of lurve-juice

[Marco]

dribbing down cheeks

[Mr. C]

with incandesent glow

[Puffin]

nice 'n slow

[Marco]

easing the flow

[Alex_UK]

of Icelandic lava

[Puffin]

blah, blah, blah

[Marco]

<parp> <phut> >chuff>

[Rare Bird]

Too much Batman

[Marco]

she moaned as

[Alex_UK]

Robin thrust his

[Marco]

protuberant 'Caped Crusader'

[goraman]

behind a broken

[Puffin]

society that favours

[Rare Bird]

crap 80's music

[Mr. C]

played on average-dac's

[Puffin]

and dirty macs

[Marco]

and pish-stained slacks

[Rare Bird]

mucchio shit tracks

[Puffin]

on jogging bottoms

[Rare Bird]

& Joggers nipples

[Marco]

causing exciting ripples

[Rare Bird]

down the chip-shop

[goraman]

deep fried pickles

[Puffin]

back room tickles

[Marco]

nasty crab-rash prickles

[Jonboy]

after humping a-hedgehog

[Rare Bird]

flea bitten bollox

[Puffin]

opens up a

[Rare Bird]

whole-hoast of things

[Puffin]

some dark and

[Marco]

wickedly perverted thoughts

[Puffin]

some pink &fluffy

[Marco]

lightly-stained frilly panties

[Puffin]

M&S or S&M?

[Marco]

M&S 'Dungeon Range'

[Puffin]

weapons of masturbation

[Rare Bird]

Flail, Rapier & Pikes

[Marco]

she said: "Yikes!"

[Mr. C]

35-speed-Reversible-with-interchagable-heads-with-hermit doll attachment

[Marco]

I entered Asda....

[Rare Bird]

turned & walked-back-out

[Marco]

after I saw

[Puffin]

a kid shit

[Marco]

beside the pizzas

[DSJR]

pepperoni peppered everywhere

[Marco]

chocolate brownies scattered

[Rare Bird]

shit smothered smarties

[Marco]

horny teenage parties

[Puffin]

don't get-me started!

[DSJR]

on-the cowpat salad

[Marco]

I'm saving for

[goraman]

a fullfrontal labotamy

[Puffin]

I'd-rather-have-a-full-bottle-in-front-of-me!

[Marco]

than-a-cock-up-the-back-of-me

[Puffin]

Liar, Liar, Pants

[Marco]

I passionately desire

[Covenant]

to insert my

[Marco]

bulbous 99-flake cone

[DSJR]

right up her...

[Marco]

strawberry knickerbocker glory

[Puffin]

wearing flippers never

[Marco]

been exposed to

[Puffin]

mephedrone crazed muppets

[Marco]

who inadvertently sniffed

[Puffin]

instead of sucking

[Rare Bird]

big hairy knakkerz

[Marco]

inhaling the stench-ette

[Puffin]

of warm leatherette

[Rare Bird]

Not Grace-Jones Type-either

[Mr. C]

but a throughly-bloody-decent-bloke

[Marco]

more Larry Grayson :lol:

[Rare Bird]

than John innman

[Mr. C]

via Alun Cummings

[Puffin]

short cummings is-cured

[Rare Bird]

Pre-mature-ejaculation

[Puffin]

sperm swim blindly

[Rare Bird]

only in-the wrong-place

[Mr. C]

Teac-VRDS-transport-drives-are-not-a suitable enviroment

[Puffin]

Voltage Regulated Delinquent-Sperm

[Mr. C]

Insistant on dielectric-breakdown

[Marco]

Floral panties shouldn't

[Puffin]

inhibit proper deflowering

[Marco]

merely facilitate fertilising

[DSJR]

they do both :eyebrows:

[Marco]

with requisite aplomb

[Marco]

Come on, chaps!

[goraman]

have a turn

[Rare Bird]

for the worse

[Marco]

pop a jobby

[Rare Bird]

Squeeze real hard

[Marco]

allowing the bulbous

[Rare Bird]

bob a-job robbers

[Marco]

access to your

[DSJR]

piles and piles

[Marco]

of hi-fi magazines

[Mr. C]

Like-ezines-taking-it-butt-canal-with-lashings-&-lashings-of-axle-grease-still smiling

[Rare Bird]

:eek:

[DSJR]

and spilling loads-of

[Marco]

slimy man-juice onto

[Rare Bird]

a-jam-jar for safe-keeping

[Marco]

until Betty wants

[Rare Bird]

a fresh batch

[Marco]

to-rinse-her-tonsils

[Rare Bird]

an Acquired taste

[Mr. C]

Of-back-passage-toungue-probing-deep-cravass-cleansing for-those-deeply-personal-hifi-performance-gaining moments

[Marco]

whilst-wearing-an-adult-nappy-and-a-smile

[Rare Bird]

if not-for nappy-rash-all-over-your-bollox

[DSJR]

and scabs-n-stuff on-willy

[Marco]

buffed-off-by-Jilly

[Rare Bird]

now-you-see it now-you-don't

[Marco]

just-like-your-wages

[Rare Bird]

What wages lol

[Marco]

she's snaffled them

[Rare Bird]

No the bank-does

[Marco]

to fund their

[Rare Bird]

No to pay back some much debt th Ex-Wife & our lasses Ex & CSA left us...

Bazturds

[Rare Bird]

Sure as eggs-are-eggs

[Puffin]

they smell farty

[Beechwoods]

light 'em up

[Rare Bird]

beats rocket fuel

[Beechwoods]

watch flashback though

[Marco]

and park flashers :flasher:

[Rare Bird]

n arse flashers

:bum:

[Joe]

and AOS flashers

[Rare Bird]

n' hand baggers

:bag:

[Alex_UK]

in glad rags

[Marco]

sporting suspicious bulges

[Joe]

Black Ravioli pads?

[Puffin]

cunning linguini disguised

[DSJR]

lossless bite rate

[Mr. C]

which-may-have interesting side-effects

[Joe]

fast jaw-dropping transients

[Rare Bird]

hemroid zapping bass-depth

[Joe]

flat earth fantasia

[Rare Bird]

on deaf ears

[Mr. C]

Sabre32-users queue here

[Puffin]

piss-flaps at 3'0Clock

[Marco]

mmmm... smoked mackerel

[Mr. C]

dressed with gussett-enhancing

[Marco]

vinaigrette, for maximum

[Rare Bird]

Pungent efficiency rating

[Puffin]

slap 'n' fillet

[Mr. C]

Stable to 2ppm

[Marco]

without-extra-corricular-magnetic-erection-maximiser

[Mr. C]

otherwise known as

[Rare Bird]

a direct driver

[Mr. C]

Via outer mongolia

[Marco]

to inner labia

[Mr. C]

deftfully parted by

[Marco]

Lucy's luscious lips

[Mr. C]

nuzzling for-a-lady-garden-rug-munching-session

[Rare Bird]

Scorched Kneecaps at-dawn

[Mr. C]

gentley soothed with

[Rare Bird]

lumpy tadpole cream

[Marco]

reserved especially for

[goraman]

The Sex Pistols!

[Mr. C]

using-a rotten Jonny

[Marco]

to penetrate forbidden

[Mr. C]

areas of lady pleasure

[Marco]

only accessible with

[Rare Bird]

fifty foot hose

[Marco]

a tremendous band

[Rare Bird]

to folk with-taste

[Marco]

which rules out

[Rare Bird]

98% of AOS

[Mr. C]

and hifi forum

[Marco]

to-which-AOS-has-no-equal

[Rare Bird]

but has it's

[Marco]

own quirky eccentricities

[Rare Bird]

including asperger's-syndrome sufferers

[Puffin]

with Fuck-Off Tourettes

[Rare Bird]

& itchy sebaceous-cysts

[Mr. C]

All beautifully-entwined-with-juiced-silky paste

[Rare Bird]

to-soothe-your burning hemaroids

[Mr. C]

bake @220C for

[Rare Bird]

Nice crunchie popcorn

[Marco]

pop-it-on-her-nipples

[goraman]

blast O butter

[Marco]

Yay-for-ready-meals!

[Rare Bird]

Yay-for-ready-meals!

Death to-all Microwaves

[Marco]

set-Farmfoods-on-fire

[Rare Bird]

yeh Scorched earth

[Marco]

like-your-farts-do

[DSJR]

after a curry

[Rare Bird]

People will run-for-cover

[Marco]

as the shmellee-shtenchette

[Rare Bird]

travels throughout the-land

[Marco]

anaesthetising, cows, sheep......

[Rare Bird]

for 40-nights-&-40-days

[Marco]

during which time

[Rare Bird]

cockroaches will-have taken-over

[Marco]

the-world-along-with-weevils

[Rare Bird]

stickin their snouts-in

[Marco]

stagnent, decomposing flesh

[Mr. C]

attached-to-sad-old-farts-who's-mindset-and-cognative-functions-are-stuck-in the 1970's

[Rare Bird]

:lolsign:

[Marco]

along-with-their-Val-Doonican-records-Christmas-jumpers-and-incontience-pads

[Rare Bird]

Not forgetting: Super seven - Zippy & Bungle - Cheese fondue's - & - space-hoppers

[Marco]

or-chicken-in-a-basket-flared-trousers-Elbeo-pantyhose-and-sordid-liaisons-at-Berni-Inns

[Rare Bird]

Topped off-with-a-good-old-knees-up-with

[Marco]

the local bike

[Rare Bird]

give yer-old-chain-a-good yanking

[DSJR]

with cup for-spillage

[Rare Bird]

Slow-down or yerl-miss

[Marco]

the-back-of-her-tonsils

[Rare Bird]

fill-her nostrils instead

[Marco]

before drowning her

[Rare Bird]

in beetroot jiuce

[Marco]

and laughing loudly

[Rare Bird]

at his tiny-winky

[Mr. C]

sighed La-la dispondently

[Rare Bird]

but all'snot lost

[Marco]

there's always this:

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[Rare Bird]

Ah triple pleasure