Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

whilst fisting a

[Jonboy]

gloucester old spot

[Marco]

ramming the rind

[Rare Bird]

dripping with man-fat

[Marco]

Then Betty entered

[Rare Bird]

Ho Ho Ho

[DSJR]

and thrusting deeply

[Jonboy]

into the Turkey

[DSJR]

a large brown

[Marco]

solidified beef olive

[Jonboy]

inbetween the beef-curtains

[Marco]

underneath the saddlebags

[DSJR]

with good hocks

[Marco]

ready for cocks

[Rare Bird]

big & small

[Jonboy]

short and fat

[DSJR]

nevermind the quality

[Rare Bird]

dicks a dick

[Alex_UK]

don't be fussy

[Rare Bird]

Don't be me

[Marco]

have a wee

[Rare Bird]

on the Alamo

[Marco]

looking out for

[Rare Bird]

Num-ber one

[Alex_UK]

written on the

[Rare Bird]

vicars left buttock

[Jonboy]

by mother superior

[Rare Bird]

jump the gun

[DSJR]

&-dive straight in

[Joe]

get 'The Bends'

[Alex_UK]

or maybe "Amnesiac"

[DSJR]

forgetting what-it is

[Joe]

It's OK, Computer.

[Alex_UK]

said Kid A,

[Marco]

to Santa B

[Alex_UK]

who could see

[DSJR]

shed-loads of Mana

[Rare Bird]

Rust Free angle-iron

[Marco]

used for oil-rigs

[DSJR]

and dripping with

[Rare Bird]

Bull Sh-ite

[DSJR]

and molten lard

[Rare Bird]

LP12 Mid range

[Joe]

forcing foot-tapping

[Jonboy]

and tt kicking

[Marco]

like a demented

[Joe]

speakerette manufacturer's spokesman

[Rare Bird]

Linkwitz or Riley

[DSJR]

nah, bowers and wilkins

[Rare Bird]

Mordaunt & Short

[Jonboy]

Marks and Spencer

[DSJR]

went-to the-Linn-guru-in Leicester

[Rare Bird]

saw-Spencer & Dorothy-Hughes-shopping

[Marco]

for orthopaedic pantyhose

[Marco]

to tie up

[Covenant]

smart young men

[Beechwoods]

touch the cloth

[Marco]

Mmmm... I smell

[Rare Bird]

Something fishy here

[Jonboy]

said Irene to

[Rare Bird]

the shoeshop manageress

[Jonboy]

whos sexual tendancies

[Rare Bird]

are-more than shoes

[Alex_UK]

veered worryingly toward

[Rare Bird]

Plaster cast technology

[Beechwoods]

Cynthia Plaster Caster?

[Jonboy]

with special inserts

[Rare Bird]

& different size-collets

[DSJR]

and long stiletto-heels

[Jonboy]

on knee-high boots

[Alex_UK]

now you're talking

[Covenant]

whilst I'm porking

[Jonboy]

a girl-in Dorking

[DSJR]

wet and squelchy

[Beechwoods]

enjoy the crackling

[DSJR]

between yer teeth

[Covenant]

Its all meat

[DSJR]

and oozing fat

[Mr. C]

Like DD-TT upgraders

[Covenant]

with their fancy

[Rare Bird]

Undesirable rumble figures

:sofa:

[Marco]

inbetween the sheets

[Rare Bird]

Where the action-starts

[Marco]

and juices flow

[DSJR]

all over the-sheets

[Marco]

missed the target

[Joe]

Reducing your SPPV

[Marco]

to a mere

[Joe]

Ten cubic centimetres

[Spectral Morn]

High-end fling...

[Rare Bird]

Khyber tossers convention

[Joe]

Mothers of Invention

[Marco]

schoolgirls get detention

[Rare Bird]

not to mention

[Marco]

the sheer tension

[Alex_UK]

of fishnet stockings

[DSJR]

supporting the anchovies

[Marco]

pungent and salty

[Covenant]

Death to anchovies!

[Joe]

Punish the pilchards!

[Marco]

Torment a tuna!

[Jonboy]

poke a pollock

[Marco]

Shag a sardine!!

[Joe]

Do a dogfish!

[Alex_UK]

flog a flounder

[Marco]

Masturbate a Monkfish!!!

[Rare Bird]

flinging man fat

[Alex_UK]

like battered cod

[DSJR]

down the cess-pit

[Covenant]

of our existence

[Rare Bird]

Which be pretty-grim

[Marco]

ooop north in

[Rare Bird]

Land of sex-gods

[Covenant]

Where men are

[Rare Bird]

with balls of-steel

[Marco]

hairy b*stards with

[Rare Bird]

extra big knobs

[Marco]

that women lurve

[Rare Bird]

the full lot

[Covenant]

complete with dangleberries

[Rare Bird]

always fully loaded

[Marco]

a loose fit?

[Rare Bird]

Not a chance

[Covenant]

except Ethel Grimethorpe

[Joe]

& her Colliery Band

[Marco]

belting out some

[Joe]

toe-tapping choons

[Marco]

, which foot amputees

[Joe]

(Alan Sircom, editor)

[Marco]

Eh - ye wot? :scratch:

Marco.

[Joe]

[ie 'Which Foot Amputees', a consumer magazine edited by Alan Sircom, dealing with all issues relating to choosing your own foot amputee.]

Keep up at the back there!

[Marco]

never-heard-of-it - sorry!

[Jonboy]

Stumpy and Friends ( sorry a bit Sick)

[Joe]

Starring Hopalong Cassidy

[Marco]

who inadvertently mentioned

[Joe]

World War Two

[Jonboy]

don't mention-the Germans

[DSJR]

or Jeg-the-peg (diddl-iddl-iddl-um)

with-his extra leg (diddl-iddl-iddl-um)

[Covenant]

or Douglas Bader

[DSJR]

Don't be cruel

[Jonboy]

but-we-can-mention Heather Mills

[Covenant]

Dancing on ice

[Jonboy]

face-like a slapped-arse

[Marco]

chewing a wasp

[Marco]

nevertheless I mounted

[Jonboy]

the penny farthing

[Rare Bird]

Sign of progression

[Marco]

for a session

[Jonboy]

in this recession

[Rare Bird]

never noticed one

[Jonboy]

you lucky bastard

[Rare Bird]

always skint anyway

:lol:

[Alex_UK]

can't even rub

[Joe]

a dub dub

[Marco]

the helmet of

[Jonboy]

a wild stallion

[Marco]

'Animal Farm' frolics?

[Rare Bird]

Pigs trotters &-all

[Jonboy]

chicken dodgy hat?

[Marco]

sucking donkeys wallopers

[Alex_UK]

a nasty mouthful

[Marco]

of sour cream

[Jonboy]

and chive dip

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[Jonboy]

sniff the niff

[Marco]

of stagnent pish-flaps

[Alex_UK]

down for landing

[Marco]

firmly on dandruff

[Rare Bird]

Head & Shoulders

[Marco]

she tried, unsuccessfully

[Rare Bird]

to take it-all

[Marco]

so I forced

[Rare Bird]

hard as possible

[Marco]

my protuberant manhood

[Rare Bird]

fighting for freedom

[Marco]

within the labyrinth

[DSJR]

of his Tannoy-cabinet

[Marco]

grappling with bulbously-big

[Rare Bird]

fat hairy bollox

[Marco]

which Yorkshiremen don't

[Rare Bird]

Never kid about

[Jonboy]

because they often

[Rare Bird]

Blow in your-hand

[Marco]

spraying cottage cheese

[Rare Bird]

Al over the-Cat

:confused:

[Marco]

a hairy pussy?

[Covenant]

responds to stroking

[Rare Bird]

yes i do

[Mr. C]

with a splash-of

[DSJR]

lovely pussy juice

[Jonboy]

Vintage Vin-Minge sir?

[Alex_UK]

Cotes de Flange

[Marco]

Chateau Vulva 2010

[Rare Bird]

Pint'a fadge Madge

[Marco]

draught or bottled?

[Rare Bird]

Hand pulled please :lol:

[Marco]

frothy head, sir?

[Rare Bird]

O yes please

[Marco]

any other extras?

[DSJR]

Not tonight Josephine

[Marco]

my bell-end is

[Covenant]

already well lubricated

[DSJR]

pouring all-over Tannoys

[Rare Bird]

As clear-as Semen

[Jonboy]

more like custard

[Marco]

she-swallowed-a-mouthful

[Rare Bird]

dirty dirty boy

[DSJR]

And-"came" back for-more

[Rare Bird]

greedy greedy girl

[Marco]

loves her dairy

[Jonboy]

and Bills big-n-hairy

[Alex_UK]

front door mat

[Marco]

dripping wet with

[DSJR]

a-glass and a-half

[Marco]

of full-cream smegma

[Jonboy]

in every bar

[Marco]

near or far

[Rare Bird]

I'll be there

[Mr. C]

maybe not-in mind

[Alex_UK]

or in body

[DSJR]

lapping it up

[Jonboy]

like a hound-dog

[Rare Bird]

Cryin all the-time

[Alex_UK]

ain't nothin' but

[Rare Bird]

a hound dog

[Marco]

with-a-hard-on

[Alex_UK]

shagging the vicar's

[DSJR]

hot little spanker

[Marco]

whilst singing loudly

[Jonboy]

the national anthem

[Marco]

, emitting intestinal gas

[DSJR]

and dribbling into

[Marco]

a nearby wide-open

[Mr. C]

creamy-pie appreciation specialist

[DSJR]

with a huge

[Joe]

earth rod array

[Marco]

Check the girth!

[DSJR]

cleanly inserted into

[Covenant]

the rear end

[Marco]

of a passing

[Alex_UK]

British Airways Jumbo

[Marco]

on course for

[DSJR]

Mrs Slocombe's pussy

[Marco]

housed inside massive

[DSJR]

Lockwood-tannoys crying out-for

[Marco]

an AVI subwoofer

[Rare Bird]

Deaf or daft?

[Marco]

daft as a

[Alex_UK]

brush up your

[Marco]

big fat arse