Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

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gain more speed

[anthonyTD]

on the slide...

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down into the

[Prince of Darkness]

pit of oblivion

[Mike]

where lurked the

[Prince of Darkness]

deadly quantum butterfly

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which sat upon

[anthonyTD]

a toad stool...

[Mike]

sharpening its huge

[Marco]

poison injected pincers

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ready to slaughter

[Marco]

the invasion of

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the surf boarding

[anthonyTD]

body snachers of...

[Mike]

the planet Zorg

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the vampire girls

[Marco]

sucked Mike dry ;)

Marco.

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of all his

[Marco]

sense and intelligence

[Mike]

which was always

[Marco]

very cleverly disguised

[Mike]

as a Scottish

[Marco]

numpty drinking Irn-Bru

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from a large

[Mike]

hollowed out pumpkin

[Marco]

whilst smoking a

[Mike]

big bag of

[Marco]

steaming hot manure

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freshly deposited from

[Beechwoods]

Father Christmas' big

[Marco]

fat arse then

[Mike]

onto an Achromat

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spinning at high

[Mike]

speed, flinging the

[anthonyTD]

crap everywhere and...

[Mike]

making a mess

[Marco]

all over Betty's

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nice clean white

[Marco]

silk maternity knickers

[Beechwoods]

bought specifically for

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the total annihilation

[Marco]

of any nookie

[Ian Walker]

and pompom nodding

[Marco]

by Captain Timothy

[Ian Walker]

Tease of Peterborough

[Marco]

and his crinoline

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clad dancing troop

[pure sound]

of depraved marmosets

[alb]

and one gibbon

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with a damaged

[Marco]

wing squealed for

[Ian Walker]

his big fat

[Marco]

sphincter nodule remover

[Ian Walker]

and a doctor

[Beechwoods]

who exterminated many

[Marco]

citizens of Zuloog5

[Prince of Darkness]

who were sitting

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on spiked railings

[Marco]

enjoying the thrill

[Beechwoods]

of a pill

[Marco]

or a snort

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from the sack

[Ian Walker]

of Beatrice's buttress

[Marco]

sandwiched in between

[Puffin]

Eugenie and Fergie

[Marco]

sadly both exploded

[Mike]

and made a

[snapper]

...nice cake for...

[Marco]

Hump Bertie's lunchbox

[snapper]

...is non existent...















:lol:

[Marco]

and only used

[Mike]

when the chickens

[Beechwoods]

both well done

[Marco]

to a crispy

[Mike]

critter-like consistency

[Marco]

I smell melon

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should have washed

[Mike]

under the sack

[Marco]

with a loofah

[Beechwoods]

keep it clean

[Marco]

said little Johnny

[Mike]

to his mam

[Marco]

adjusting her saggy

[Mike]

prolapse, that was

[Marco]

chaffing her sweaty

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ankles that were

[Mike]

shuffling very uncomfortably

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chuf chuf chuf

[Ian Walker]

ee aw ee

[Marco]

then she melted

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except for a

[Marco]

pink liquid residue

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sold as a

[Mike]

premium snake oil

[Marco]

to gullible audiophiles

[Mike]

such as Marco


:D

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you can also

[Mike]

spread it on

[snapper]

to ease chaffing

[Marco]

on Mike's weiner

:upyours:

[Mike]

or Marco's arse

[Marco]

the red rash

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and festering puss

[Marco]

on Mike's botty :lol:

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was actually a

[snapper]

big strawberry tart

[Marco]

she's called Glenda

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with huge detachable

[Marco]

saddlebags flanked between

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massive child bearing

[anthonyTD]

hips,and straddled...

[Mike]

a large Donkey

[Marco]

It's middle leg

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also known as

[Marco]

porkius erecticus stiffus

[alb]

thrashed about with

[Marco]

stuffed Siberian wombats

[Mike]

until they were..

[Marco]

plump succulent morsels

[anthonyTD]

of skin and...

[Marco]

flavoursome intestinal fluid

[pure sound]

Celine f***ing Dion?!!!

[Marco]

a project wasted

[anthonyTD]

ohh no what...

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an absolute catastrophe

[Marco]

like caviar with

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rice pudding and

[Mike]

stale dog turd

[Marco]

smell the aroma

[Ian Walker]

I'd rather not

[Marco]

better sniffing Beatrice's

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carbuncle encrusted festering

[Marco]

than Celine Dion's

[Marco]

aromatic ferret flange

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which is the

[Marco]

hairy equivalent of

[anthonyTD]

grant michele on...

[Mike]

a bicycle with..

[snapper]

a-basket,a-bell to-ring

[anthonyTD]

and a partridge...

[Marco]

shot and hung

[Yomanze]

Pay Day Tomorrow.

[anthonyTD]

whats payday ?

[Mike]

It's when your employer crosses your palm with pegs and buttons.

Bugger! That's more than three words. :dummy:

[anthonyTD]

he he he...:lol:

[Ian Walker]

Dont laugh mate

[Yomanze]

Bitstream DACs Suck

[Filterlab]

like Paris Hilton

[Ian Walker]

i can imagine

[anthonyTD]

how some would...

[Togil]

eat red sole

[Puffin]

fish is funny

[Ian Walker]

a puffin too:lol::lol::lol:

[The Grand Wazoo]

a poof in?????

[Puffin]

time saves nine

[Marco]

women just whine

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I prefer to

[Marco]

tie them up

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and dump them

[Marco]

on a motorway

[Puffin]

2,4,6,8 never too (late)

[Marco]

to rescue her

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with a large

[Marco]

cattle prod attached

[Mike]

to the front

[Marco]

and inserted up

[Mike]

where it will

[Ian Walker]

make her laugh

[Marco]

as does dropping

[Puffin]

my "h"s dear

[Marco]

Meanwhile at Tescos...

[Mike]

Tonto, disguised as

[Marco]

the store manager

[Mike]

got out his

[Marco]

sales statistics for

[Mike]

the sale of

[Marco]

weevil dropping scoops

[Prince of Darkness]

on a thursday

[Marco]

when the bicycles

[Puffin]

turn into transformers

[Marco]

, little Johnny's flatulence

[Puffin]

pumped up the

[Prince of Darkness]

volume of the

[Puffin]

Renegade Master, back

[Marco]

to botty burps...

[Puffin]

and follow through...

[Marco]

comparing 'skidmarks' on

[Puffin]

roses, whiskers on...

[Marco]

ladies with facial

[Puffin]

Gurning, should not

[Marco]

attend parties where

[Mike]

the nun's are

[Marco]

wearing cerise négligées

[Mike]

and get naked

[Marco]

with the vicar

[Mike]

and perform the

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Haka while bouncing

[Mike]

on a fat

[Marco]

pigeon - it squeaked...

[Mike]

and then it's

[Marco]

giblets oozed from

[Mike]

it's gaping open

[Marco]

suppurating intestinal cavity

[Mike]

and spilled on

[Marco]

chef's soiled apron

[Mike]

which the nubile

[Marco]

young maître d' lapped

[Mike]

up with great

[Prince of Darkness]

enthusiasm, and then

[Puffin]

nookie bear appeared

[Marco]

sporting an excited

[Puffin]

Viagra induced smirk

[Marco]

because he seen

[Puffin]

how much fun

[Ian Walker]

yogi was having

[Prince of Darkness]

showing Boo-Boo his

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new police truncheon

[Marco]

which he inserted

[Puffin]

Sideways for maximum

[Marco]

penetrative stimulus to

[Ian Walker]

make him giggle

[Marco]

like a girl

[Puffin]

Girls are luvverly

[Marco]

doing the housework

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while dressed as

[Marco]

Bella Emberg in

[Puffin]

Puss in boots

[Marco]

squeezing her saddlebags

[Puffin]

whilst munching kebab

[Marco]

provocatively between dentures

[Puffin]

Meanwhile, Alan Sugar

[Marco]

resplendent in pink

[Mike]

condom and Lycra

[Marco]

see-through camisole

[Puffin]

shot his bolt

[Ian Walker]

giving a nod

[Marco]

to his pompoms

[snapper]

and pink PISHCATCHERS

[Marco]

catching the dewdrops

[Filterlab]

of the morning

[Puffin]

But then, Badge

[Marco]

sorry, no understand :scratch:

[Filterlab]

my badger mate;

[Marco]

(You) bought a badger? :confused:

[Filterlab]

£10 a dozen

[Marco]

I'm completely lost! :lol:

[Filterlab]

so's the badger

[Marco]

as it roasted

[Filterlab]

chestnuts on a

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hot tin roof