Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

and stufffed it

[Bazil]

full of joy

[Marco]

making it giggle

[Jonboy]

with a jiggle

[Bazil]

without a wriggle

[Marco]

or a squiggle

[Rare Bird]

worm ing about

[Marco]

beside the crabs

[Puffin]

and sherbert dabs

[Marco]

and old fags

[Alex_UK]

the fat slags

[Marco]

read dirty mags

[Puffin]

showing ball bags

[Jonboy]

to the fags

[Rare Bird]

Nice firm knokerz

[Marco]

under Jon's T-shirt

[Jonboy]

squeeze my buns

[Marco]

suck my plums

[Jonboy]

makes me cums

[Rare Bird]

empty both barrels

[Marco]

of palooka juice

[Jonboy]

sticky and warm

[Marco]

coating her tonsils

[Bazil]

with angel dust

[Marco]

swallowing it whole

[Rare Bird]

down the hatch

[Jonboy]

swallows for sure

[Beechwoods]

worms for birds

[Jonboy]

mine's a snake :lol:

[Reid Malenfant]

clout with-a rake

[Rare Bird]

Horrific gardening techniques

[Alex_UK]

hoe hoe hoe

[Marco]

Trim her bush!

[Bazil]

weed them out

[Marco]

wearers of jumpers

[Rare Bird]

knit one-pearl one

[Marco]

whilst listening to

[Puffin]

The Bent Boys

[Bazil]

on vinyl naturally

[Puffin]

warped as buggery

[Marco]

buggery their arse-ery

[Rare Bird]

Oh dear bob-chuckker

[Marco]

the ugly f*cker

[Rare Bird]

techy 12 10 :lol:

[Bazil]

Rushy 21 12

[Rare Bird]

To Tal tripe :lolsign:

[Bazil]

Spell it rite

[Rare Bird]

Total tripe :lol:

[Bazil]

broke the rules

[Reid Malenfant]

ship of fools

[Marco]

exposing their tools

[Puffin]

looking like fools

[Rare Bird]

sat with mi-boxers-on

[Jonboy]

what a site

[Rare Bird]

with-mi old-man hanging-out

[Jonboy]

short fat-n-stout

[Rare Bird]

sounds about right

[Alex_UK]

too much information :eek:

[Puffin]

lots of inflammation:doh:

[Rare Bird]

Oi pass-the thrush-cream

[Marco]

then bend over

[Rare Bird]

bite this pencil

[Jonboy]

extract the lead

[Marco]

and inject it

[Rare Bird]

up your **ps-eye :eek:

[Bazil]

must try harder

[Marco]

riding the neighbour's

[Rare Bird]

one-in-morning & one-at-night

[Marco]

in between wanks

[Rare Bird]

scraping the barrel

[Reid Malenfant]

of that gun

[Jonboy]

cock that trigger

[Rare Bird]

trigger that cock

[Jonboy]

prepare to fire

[Marco]

yer mucky water

[Rare Bird]

obscured your glasses

[Marco]

with the sludge

[Rare Bird]

left over from-the-neighbour

[Jonboy]

she bent over

[Rare Bird]

before he knew-it

[Jonboy]

the vicar blew-it

[Bazil]

ding dong bell

[Rare Bird]

more tea vicar

[Jonboy]

said aunt Sally

[Rare Bird]

while she was

[Marco]

squeezing her rectal-warts

[Rare Bird]

not nice sight

[Marco]

try-as-she-might

[Jonboy]

with angel delight

[Rare Bird]

was just too-tight

[Marco]

for her shite

[Rare Bird]

a turtles delight

[Marco]

up her kite

[Jonboy]

push that shite

[Rare Bird]

back up the-shute

[Puffin]

salmon en croute

[Bazil]

coq au vin

[Bazil]

two days alone

[Reid Malenfant]

bored and stoned :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

tarred & feathered

[Marco]

& leathered like

[Bazil]

an old boot

[Marco]

called sweaty Betty

[Bazil]

fishing the jetty

[Puffin]

Swansea near Sketty

[Marco]

doing-a-turn-for-the-boys

[Bazil]

back in town

[Reid Malenfant]

Mid-night Cowboy

[Puffin]

daytime bum boy

[Marco]

enjoys duck butter

[Puffin]

lip up fatty

[Rare Bird]

fatty fatty reggae

[Puffin]

Rub a Dub

[Rare Bird]

3-men inna tub

[Puffin]

sounds fun said

[Marco]

a nearby vicar

[Beechwoods]

Not yet defrocked

[Rare Bird]

Suspiciously smelly finger

[Puffin]

makes exceedingly good

[Jonboy]

starters before main

[Puffin]

bowel evacuation clears

[Reid Malenfant]

down the khazi

[Puffin]

making way for

[Marco]

stray chocolate submarines

[Rare Bird]

anything will do

[Marco]

when yer pished

[Puffin]

something to chew?

[Reid Malenfant]

Make a strong-brew

[Puffin]

masticate slowly and

[Rare Bird]

masturbate fastly and

[Jonboy]

blow your top

[Rare Bird]

clay pigeon shooting

[Puffin]

and bottom fruiting

[Marco]

comparing skidmarks with

[DSJR]

snow covered roads :(

Bloody tight-a*sed council!

[Puffin]

Turd crusted Toads

[Bazil]

white powdery stuff

[Rare Bird]

thrush cream at-hand

[Wilbur]

Dandruff on shoes

[Puffin]

whiskers on kittens

[Rare Bird]

Bright copper kettles

[Puffin]

warm womens muffins

[Reid Malenfant]

nice & perky

:eyebrows:

[DSJR]

needs more alcohol!

[Alex_UK]

baste the bird

[Marco]

before rudely molesting

[kininigin]

give good roasting

[Jonboy]

aunt Nellys goat

[Alex_UK]

and Christmas nuts

[Wilbur]

santa's sack's bulging

[Marco]

ready to empty

[Puffin]

shoot the fruit

[Jonboy]

yelling "toot toot"

[anthonyTD]

in yellow suit.

[Vinyleyes]

looking quite cute ..

[Puffin]

condoms to boot!

[Jonboy]

suited and booted

[Puffin]

hoovers suck said

[Marco]

James Dyson to

[Puffin]

lighten the mood

[Marco]

whilst performing fellatio

[Jonboy]

getting tongue tired

[Marco]

negotiating the Feta

[anthonyTD]

Round the bend.

[DSJR]

while-stroking the pussy

[Puffin]

dogging the dog

[Marco]

sautéing a frog...

[Puffin]

curling one off

[Wilbur]

a yuletide log

[Puffin]

Turkeys get stuffed

[Beechwoods]

Sage and onion

[Jonboy]

up the parsons-nose

[Rare Bird]

playing with Rosemary

[Marco]

's herb patch, which

[Rare Bird]

had a rather

[Marco]

pungent aroma of

[Puffin]

strangely aromatic clitoris

[Marco]

sort of vinergary

[Rare Bird]

poached egg on-toast

[Marco]

Dip her yolk...

[Puffin]

make her smoke

[Marco]

with friction burns

[Puffin]

taste the difference

[Marco]

savour its saltiness

[Puffin]

spit or swallow?

[Rare Bird]

waste-not, want not

[Marco]

mop-up-the-salmon-froth

[Rare Bird]

hot & bubbly

[Jonboy]

warm and sticky

[Puffin]

hug a brickie

[Rare Bird]

stroking his hod

[Marco]

ready to prod

[Rare Bird]

who ever's willing

[Marco]

for a drilling

[Jonboy]

for a shilling

[Rare Bird]

or a bob

[Marco]

on ya knob

[Rare Bird]

a german helmit

[Puffin]

like a pelmi(e)t

[Rare Bird]

ok with a-cover ;)

[Puffin]

pullovers are great

[Marco]

double-bagging-'growlers'-is-even-better!

[Wilbur]

ribbed for pleasure

[Rare Bird]

Socken auf Dicks

[Marco]

comparing cheesy toppings

[Puffin]

and suspect droppings

[Marco]

from passing gerbils

[Puffin]

causes burst piles

[Marco]

says farmer Giles

[Puffin]

as he spread

[Reid Malenfant]

his muck all-over

[Marco]

Dorothy's prize mince-pies

[Alex_UK]

and finest puddings

[Marco]

She-loves-a-good-stuffing!

[Reid Malenfant]

sage and onion


:eyebrows:

[Marco]

chipolata and man's-milk :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

mines a savaloy

[Alex_UK]

mine's a Wiener :(

[Rare Bird]

Mines a Tree-trunk :lol:

[Jonboy]

not a twig

[Wilbur]

with dangling berries

[Rare Bird]

no coca nuts :lol:

[Wilbur]

please dont crush

[Puffin]

use a brush

[Beechwoods]

Boom Boom (Basil?)

[Marco]

secretly-liked-to-wear

[Rare Bird]

old vera's knickers

[Marco]

whilst prancing around

[Puffin]

doing hand shandys

[Marco]

spraying the froth

[Rare Bird]

covering old vera

[Beechwoods]

Linn's greasy bearing

[Wilbur]

whale meet again

[Beechwoods]

white cliffs' dover

[Wilbur]

Move over,Rover

[Beechwoods]

lucky leaf clover

[Wilbur]

spreads like butter

[Beechwoods]

Slippery jim jams

[Rare Bird]

Time ert month

[Puffin]

Who's Womb is-it

[Wilbur]

with a view

[Jonboy]

red beef curtains

[Puffin]

obscuring the chasm

[Wilbur]

hellooo........hellooo.....hellooo

[Rare Bird]

good evenin all

[Alex_UK]

goodnight from him

[Rare Bird]

Doo Ron Ron

[Marco]

likes his facial-showers

[Rare Bird]

Lime & Lemonade

[Marco]

with soda cream