Sorry - I have to say this but have neither of you heard of the telephone ?

Seriously this has reached almost comedy show script status now - a number of seriously experienced and very helpful well-meaning individuals have offered to step up and help the pair of you and you STILL refuse to compromise???

Am I the only one here who has lost all sympathy with this?

Honestly I really don't care that that the law has been involved with this - it is and always has been an ass.

The two of you should really be able to resolve this now or just let the whole thing go.