1. Shell suits.

2. Slobs who walk around public places drinking cans of beer.

3. Groups of people who hold lengthy conversations in the middle of the footpath, or supermarket aisle. Especially those who get shirty when you walk straight through em.

4. Dog shit on pavements.

5. Shopping with women.

6. People who do the "school run" in enormous 4x4s. When a hatchback would do.

7. Loud music in cars that sounds like someone trying to escape from a sealed dustbin.

8. Those who ring up at dinner time, usually from far away places, and start a sales pitch in some barely identifiable language.

9. Self importance.

10. Those whose lives revolve around greed and status.