LOL. I wouldn't give him the rights to ban anyone, just move, delete, and edit posts. That alone could be tons of fun, though!

Why not have your own room just like this one? Then Richard could 'invade' yours...

Richard,

With regard to semolina, when was the last time you ate it? Your taste buds might have changed!

Marco (who's not eaten semolina since he was about 4).