Johnny went to school one day wearing beautiful gold watch on his wrist. His friends were green with envy when they saw the watch and one of them asked where he got it from.
"Well" said Johnny "it was like this. I was in bed the other night and I heard lots of noises coming from mummy and daddy's room so I went in and mummy and daddy were bouncing up and down on the bed and my dad gave me this watch to go away"
His friend thought that this was a good wheeze. So he waited a few nights until he heard the springs going in his mother abd father's room and he burst into the room. His father was on top of his mother and looked up angrily from the bed as he came in and said "What in the bloody hell do you want", to which his son replied without hesitation "a watch". "Ok" said his father, "Come in and shut the door"
David
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