Just having a vote on whether Picasso was the best portrait painter of all time.
So, eyes to the right and nose to the left .

Horse walks into a bar on Easter Island. Barman says 'why the short face?'

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear.
"What's this for?" He asked.
"A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow one first and then ask you."