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[Rare Bird]

The lack of decent barbers in this country is very noticable, unless it's a "HiFi Enthusiast" thang....

[colinB]

An indian friend once told me never make friends with a monkey and never make enemies with them. In my experience that has turned out to be very good advice. I dont trust the crafty wee buggers.

[WAD62]

An indian friend once told me never make friends with a monkey and never make enemies with them. In my experience that has turned out to be very good advice. I dont trust the crafty wee buggers.

Poor fellas get a bad press...how about this for cuteness

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/ear...Indonesia.html

[colinB]

I lived in India for a bit and lost count of the times i was robbed by monkeys.
I felt safer when i lived in Camberwell. Plus i scared of a gang of them in our yard after they started ripping up the plants ( i pointed a broom at them as they think its a gun ). They got their own back by going up on my roof, ripping my washing of the line , and shitting all over my clothes.
I think Jane Goodall would agree with me when i say monkeys are just very naughty adolescents.

[keiths]

Yep, one of the (in)famous Barbary Macaques that roam the rock in Gibraltar. A safetly zipped and secured rucksack is no problem to the nimble fingered lunch thieves.

You're not kidding. When I saw them in Gib, a guy was feeding one of the apes M&Ms one at a time from a large bag he had 'concealed' in the pocket of his cargo shorts. Big mistake. 10 seconds later his shorts were in shreds around his ankles and a very smug looking ape was munching from a large bag of M&Ms.

[Techno Commander]

Them monkeys know every trick in the book, so its better to just hand over the munchies quickly to one or two, otherwise all hell breaks loose.

[magiccarpetride]

Here is one of my more recent photos:

[Beechwoods]

Looking good, it looks like you've lost some weight recently!

[SteveW]

I lived in India for a bit and lost count of the times i was robbed by monkeys.
I felt safer when i lived in Camberwell. Plus i scared of a gang of them in our yard after they started ripping up the plants ( i pointed a broom at them as they think its a gun ). They got their own back by going up on my roof, ripping my washing of the line , and shitting all over my clothes.
I think Jane Goodall would agree with me when i say monkeys are just very naughty adolescents.

Me too..! Bombay 97-02.
On Elephanta island there is a cafe ( loose term) where the waiters carry catapults in a futile attempt to stop the monkeys nicking yer dosa.

[colinB]

91-92 Uttar Pradesh/Delhi. That was just before trade opened up and India started to make money.
I cant remember seeing any woman wear jeans then, all trad saris. Different country now!