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    Well it tickled me!

    On another note, I just found out that my aviary roof is leaking. I can't see where from, and it's really getting on my tits.
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    Sorry, another one, courtesy of Viz.

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    Well we've all been there... fortunately in Chorley Tesco no one would bat an eyelid. And if you could make it to Lidl they'd wipe it for you at checkout. Smashing staff there And the 'shop soiled' pieces would be put on the middle aisle, but you'd need to hurry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    Well we've all been there... fortunately in Chorley Tesco no one would bat an eyelid. And if you could make it to Lidl they'd wipe it for you at checkout. Smashing staff there And the 'shop soiled' pieces would be put on the middle aisle, but you'd need to hurry
    Is that where the chavs walk around in their dressing gown and slippers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Is that where the chavs walk around in their dressing gown and slippers?

    Marco.
    Only the ones that can afford a dressing gown. Most make do with stolen gowns from the hospital that tie at the back. Don't you be turning up in your silk smoking jacket, unless you like getting mugged.
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    Yeah, they've got heads that tie at the back, too!

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    Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp and Denon AU-310 SUT.

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    Everything he could possibly need for a fun stay at home right there, why would he be wanting to go out playing golf?
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    Have you seen his tastes in music?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Have you seen his tastes in music?
    Very 70s of you to say so Barry How do you know that's not her music?
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