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[struth]

One another line now... headlines in the Argentine Canal 26... now to be forever known as "Comedy of errors" in Argentine TV Shakespeare mix-up...



One man in his time really does play many parts, it seems, according to an Argentine newsreader who mixed up the author William Shakespeare with the first man to receive a Pfizer jab.

Canal 26 presenter Noelia Novillo announced that "one of the most important writers in the English language - for me the master" had died.

In fact it was his namesake, William "Bill" Shakespeare, 81, who died in a hospital in England earlier this week.

Shakespeare "The Bard" died in 1616.

However, that was news to Novillo who told her audience on Thursday: "We've got news that has stunned all of us given the greatness of this man. We're talking about William Shakespeare and his death. We'll let you know how and why it happened."

Seems that his knowledge of the great man didnt stretch to the fact he'd been dead for 400 years

[Pigmy Pony]

I've never really done it, mate. Before Del, my mum did all the cooking, meat or otherwise. Just what I've been used to. Handy having a wife with a variety of skillsets though, innit?

Marco.

Not so handy for the wife though, innit?

I'd say marry her, but you did that already

[Marco]

Not so handy for the wife though, innit?

I'd say marry her, but you did that already...

Lol - oh she gets her rewards and is well-looked after mate and happy, trust me! In reality, we're a perfect fit: true soul mates Doesn't happen often these days, sadly, as many marriages now are born more out of convenience than love, or even mutual respect.

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Lol - oh she gets her rewards and is well-looked after mate and happy, trust me! In reality, we're a perfect fit: true soul mates Doesn't happen often these days, sadly, as many marriages now are born more out of convenience than love, or even mutual respect.

Marco.

Sad but true.

So on your wedding day, how did the "handover" go? Something like this?

Marco's mum: "Ok dear, Marco likes his underpants warmed in front of the fire each morning. Do that well and he'll be a happy bunny"

Del: "Actually I warm them in the microwave and he seems happy with that. He's always smiling"

Marco's mum: "He's not smiling, it'll be wind. Which brings me to something else you need to do for him..."

[Marco]

Ha - trust me, she's *much* more high-maintenance than me! Del's mum actually 'warned' me that Del was a princess, and needed proper looking after, and so wanted to know if I was up to the job!!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Ha - trust me, she's *much* more high-maintenance than me! Del's mum actually 'warned' me that Del was a princess, and needed proper looking after, and so wanted to know if I was up to the job!!

Marco.

And like any good salesman you managed to convince her that you were It all seems to have worked out though. Normally if you get two queens in one hive one queen has to leave. Suppose it's different if one is a princess.

[Marco]

Hahaha, love it.

No, it was simply made very clear that I was to look after her, and keep her in the style she'd become accustomed to. I joke though, but she's really adorable: just playful, full of life/mischief and loves being spoiled, as do I!

Marco.

[Filterlab]

Hmmm, I don't think Netflix have thought very carefully about their choice of adjective here...

[Macca]

lol

[struth]

The govt are again trying to sell off our personal medical records to the highest bidders, using the covid crisis as a cover. If you dont opt out you will be part of it.

https://inews.co.uk/news/nhs-digital...giants-1023837


https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-grab-pandemic