Quote Originally Posted by system7 View Post

There was a study that said humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I think it's true, because I've never eaten a monkey.

On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

A store worker fought off a robber with a labeling gun. The police are looking for a bald man with a price on his head.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.


Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

boom, boom