Tommy Cooper's jokes were always stupid. But he was a physical comedian. Did daft magic tricks too.

His body language alone made you giggle. He sadly collapsed and died on stage.

The audience thought it was a gag. And laughed.



There was a study that said humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I think it's true, because I've never eaten a monkey.

On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

A store worker fought off a robber with a labeling gun. The police are looking for a bald man with a price on his head.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.