A woman goes yo the doctors and says,' Doctor I've got an bit of an embarrassing problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
She disrobes behind the screen and the Doctor goes to have a look.
'Well, what's the problem he asks'
'There are 2 green circles that have appeared on the inside of my thighs.'
The doctor examines her and asks, 'have you been having an affair with a Gypsy lately?'
The woman blushes and replies, 'well, er, yes I have'.
'Ah,' the doctor says, 'that's the problem, tell him his earrings aren't made of gold'!