Jokes & Funnies

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:13

What do you call a Chinese homosexual? Chew Man Chew!

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:14

What do you call a Chinese 69? Two Can Chew!

**Puffin** · 22-04-2020, 16:15

Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards, or the gynaecologist who wallpapered his hall through the letter box?

What do you say to a man with no arms or legs?

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:16

What's the first thing a blonde learns when starting driving lessons? You can sit upright in a car!

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:30

What's the difference between, Love, True Love and showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing and Gargling.

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:35

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
Eventually you wish you had a fucking club and a spade.

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:37

My wife is temperamental. Fifty percent temper and fifty percent mental.

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:39

My missus has Old Dysons Syndrome....She makes constant whining noises and doesn't suck anymore.

**Vince** · 22-04-2020, 16:41

I've just been given a fortnight to live.
The wife's gone away for two weeks.

**mad-moon** · 22-04-2020, 16:44

Have you been reading the Beano again Vince?

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