Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Pigmy Pony]

Speak for yourself

Marco,

There you go, showing up the rest of us again!

I have a sneaking suspicion that your school teacher wife regularly checks your 'homework' when she gets in - and you have a nice shiny apple for her, you teacher's pet you I bet she doesn't know about you going behind that bike shelter you call a gazebo for a smoke with your mates while she's out

[Pigmy Pony]

There were some statements on the divorce that were saying she still may be entitled to beneficiary status unless I make a will to the contrary. So, I’ve got to make a will too I guess.

Russell

It will work both ways won't it? In which case you should have treated yourself to those monster speakers you've been dreaming about but couldn't afford, pre divorce and buy them on finance

[Joe]

There were some statements on the divorce that were saying she still may be entitled to beneficiary status unless I make a will to the contrary. So, I’ve got to make a will too I guess.

Russell

Everyone should make a will, unless they live by themselves, hate all their relatives, and/or have no possessions to leave. We had ours done last time we moved house. Our solicitor did them for free because the house sale/purchase had been very complex and expensive.

[Marco]

There you go, showing up the rest of us again!

I have a sneaking suspicion that your school teacher wife regularly checks your 'homework' when she gets in - and you have a nice shiny apple for her, you teacher's pet you I bet she doesn't know about you going behind that bike shelter you call a gazebo for a smoke with your mates while she's out

Yesh, I'm regularly put in detention and spanked for being naughty

Oh the games you play......

Marco.

[struth]

i made a will after the wife died so the kids get whatever there is.... which aint much, but the stereo and record collection will bury me and leave cash. if pushed they can use the speakers as a box

[Pigmy Pony]

Yesh, I'm regularly put in detention and spanked for being naughty

Oh the games you play......

Marco.

Yeah well we got up to some good games last weekend, but when I came to your house and asked "Is Marco playing?" Del just said "He's having his tea", and so you missed out

[Roy S]

Moved the compost bin & it's contents today, f*cking hell, that was hard work.

[alphaGT]

i made a will after the wife died so the kids get whatever there is.... which aint much, but the stereo and record collection will bury me and leave cash. if pushed they can use the speakers as a box

I’ve said the same thing! They could sell off the stereo and make enough to plant me, with enough left over for a nice holiday! I hadn’t thought about being buried in a speaker cabinet! Now that’s a real good idea. Wire it to an amp in my headstone to play Time by Pink Floyd on continuous loop.

Russell

[alphaGT]

Everyone should make a will, unless they live by themselves, hate all their relatives, and/or have no possessions to leave. We had ours done last time we moved house. Our solicitor did them for free because the house sale/purchase had been very complex and expensive.

I’m cutting it close on all three counts! But I do have an only child, and it will be real easy to name her my only beneficiary, Real simple. On my list of things to do.

Russell

[Pigmy Pony]

I’ve said the same thing! They could sell off the stereo and make enough to plant me, with enough left over for a nice holiday! I hadn’t thought about being buried in a speaker cabinet! Now that’s a real good idea. Wire it to an amp in my headstone to play Time by Pink Floyd on continuous loop.

Russell

I'll have "Thriller" by Michael Jackson playing, and me and the rest of them will come out for a flash mob-style boogie at night