Ah, well you won't find me in a Spanish package resort, or on a package holiday for that matter. Mind you I don't eat egg and chips at home.

You'll think I'm jossing now but no word of a lie, the last time I did have egg and chips was in China, go figure! My mates wife does amazing triple cooked chips and we had some Chinese friends over for dinner - at their request we had egg & chips and they absolutely loved it. Twas a fun night