Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
Don't get the joke especially, of course Ive never heard of her/him/it so that may be crucial
I empathise with you ! The name is vaguely familiar, but could be a footballer for all I know/care.


For a change, I ate three tins of alphabet soup for dinner last evening. Wish I hadn't, though, as it caused a massive vowel movement this morning.

I do wish I'd bought my baked beans on line, but Heinz' site is a wonderful thing.

Had a dodgy curry at my local last night and ended up paying for it with violent diarrhoea. With hindsight, I think the chap on the till would have preferred cash.

I have a weird audiophile friend who can only sleep comfortably on stacks of magazines. To be fair, though, he does have a lot of back issues.

A rich business friend of Sean Connery tried to buy some of his oil rights from him, but was told that they weren't for shale.