Guys,

This was a popular style of thread on other forums where I used to be a member, so we'll see what it's like here...

List your top pet hates - things that really piss you off in life. Don't hold back either - there are no restrictions on this thread other than what's in our ethos and dictated by common sense

So let's hear all your whinges and moans! I'll kick off my 'Top-10' with:

1) Two-faced people: tossers who are all 'nicey nicey' to your face, but who slag you off behind your back.

2) Horrible people with no manners who are completely disrespectful: ignoramuses who don't automatically treat their fellow man with deserved due respect and courtesy.

3) Ditherers of any description: usually the kind who crawl along everywhere at 30 M.P.H, holding folk back (like me) who are in a hurry, those who take forever to move forward at roundabouts, or people who take ages to do things, such as answer emails, return phone calls, or send things as promised.

4) Self-appointed Traffic Police Officers: wankbags who hog the outside lane on motorways and refuse to move over to let you pass, just because they're doing the legal speed limit, or tosspots who block upcoming closed lanes on motorways 100s (or even sometimes 1000s) of yards before the lane is actually closed, holding everyone behind back, just to stop you zooming past the inside or outside queue and pulling in much nearer to where the lane is actually closed (but not right at the last minute) - this really does my tits right in!!!

I've never known such a nation of orderly queue lovers as Brits!

5) Anything to do with political correctness and those who uphold it - get a life, ya softies!

6) Anything whatsoever to do with politics - nothing is more yawn-inducing boring!

7) People who refuse to even try to control their kids in public places, letting them run riot. If you can't be arsed to bring them up properly then don't have any in the first place!!

8) Scroungers and layabouts, particularly those who ponce money off the State when they could quite easily work, and empty-headed morons who have kids just to claim benefit and fund their worthless, layabout lifestyles (and shell-suit wearing).

9) 'Celebrity' lifestyle magazines and anything relating to promoting what such useless airheads get up to in their private lives, and moronic programmes such as Big Brother.

10) Shit food and service in restaurants, and a 'quantity before quality' mentality. The 'ready meal' obsession, and the general lack of food standards here in the UK compared to elsewhere in Europe.

Now let's hear all about what rips your knitting - and don't be shy!

Marco.