Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
Wife is getting ready for a night out and standing looking at herself in front of the mirror...

She turns to her husband despondently as says: "My hair is a mess, my face is full or wrinkles and I'm fat. Pay me a compliment, darling, to cheer me up!"

The husband thinks for a minute and replies: "Well, sweetheart, there's fuck all wrong with your eyesight!!"

Marco.
Further variation on the above. Wife says "Say something nice about my legs". The husband thinks for a while and says "Blue goes with everything".