Lol - perhaps... But as a total novice, would he be able to use it?

One of my pet hates are guys who love 'boys toys' (mainly for their looks), but don't know how to use them - especially 'posh' espresso machines that simply end up as ornaments in the kitchen!

If you're going to invest in a machine like that, then don't be a ponce, and MAKE SURE you know how to get the most out of it!!

Marco.