I've discovered that at my wife's workplace she has a colleague who's husband is a fellow Hifi enthusiast, and indeed purveyor of mainly vintage, but also newer kit, however, we have been barred from meeting as the consequences could be disastrous, probably more like expensive!
Whilst waiting outside the work place, the ladies rush out in an effort to not allow us to meet or chat.
The nearest to a conversation we've had is him shouting "Audiolab" and me replying "No thanks"
In what I can only describe as an act of seduction, upon me, not the wife I might say, they have sent my wife a late Christmas present...it's a pair of earrings, but not just any none Hifi related jewellery, it's a pair made from gold plated Banana Plugs!

I was most amused I can tell you, but, a little disappointed inasmuch as she has refused to wear them...ever!

I'll post this, and then go to Tapatalk to post a photo of them.