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[guy]

perhaps its the warmer weather - our little dear is farting a lot recently (I always think it is rather like the smell of cigar smoke).

[walpurgis]

perhaps its the warmer weather - our little dear is farting a lot recently (I always think it is rather like the smell of cigar smoke).

Must be peculiar cigars .

[guy]

Or talented dog

[Alex_UK]

Syd's just dropped one coincidentally as I am reading these posts! Stinky Syd!

[Macca]

Just had to bin an otherwise perfectly serviceable pair of Puma tracky bottoms because the elastic waistband has perished after just twenty-five years of use.

needless to say I will be sending a strongly worded e-mail to Mr Puma regarding the shoddy quality of his products.

[Jimbo]

Thats disgusting, they should have lasted at least 30 years!

Maybe you could offer them to the Puma museum as an exhibit of some of their first consumer sweat pants. cant be too many pairs still hanging around after 25 years?

[Macca]

I would have taken them back where I bought them but the shop no longer exists. Nor does the building it was in for that matter.

[Pigmy Pony]

Just had to bin an otherwise perfectly serviceable pair of Puma tracky bottoms because the elastic waistband has perished after just twenty-five years of use.

needless to say I will be sending a strongly worded e-mail to Mr Puma regarding the shoddy quality of his products.

To be fair they did have a tough life, with all that standing up and sitting down. But they can be rescued - just get down to your local haberdashery, they'll see you right

[Macca]

This is classic

watching 'The Professionals'. A baddie has it in for Doyle as Doyle had shot dead his younger brother some years previously. He's even kept the newspaper clippings pasted onto a bit of card which he chucks across the room at his girlfriend. We zoom in to see the headlines 'Youth Shot By Squad Man' and 'Youth Dies.'

But back in 1979 they never realised that people would have 55 inch high definition monitors in their homes, so now we can see what the articles say. One is a story about people protesting outside a church as their vicar has been in a 'love triangle', the other is a piece about Rolf Harris saying he would like to star in a 'sexy film' because he wants to change his image.

Just wait up a bit Rolf, it'll happen.

[struth]

lol