Car (or bike) Chat!

[Beobloke]

So then, 2021 and cars. Firstly, I need to get the Range Rover’s coolant leak fixed. First fault after 8 months - hopefully no more!

Secondly, whilst tidying up the garage last week, I couldn’t help noticing that there’s a nice car-sized space free in it. Once my late mum’s estate is divided between my sister and me, plus I’ve done the sensible mortgage/pension/savings/investments stuff with most of it, I feel a four-wheeled toy is called for.

I think I have made my decision and the candidate is not subtle, quiet, slow or, god forbid, diesel-powered. Additionally, the only electric motors in it are the ones for the windows!

It also has a lovely connection to my wonderful mum. Sadly with all this lockdown stuff going on, I don’t know when I’ll be able to get things moving.

[Alex_UK]

Ooh you are a tease, Adam! Any more clues?

[Marco]

Marco.

[Beobloke]

Marco.

If you remember, i said no electric motors but, actually, the colour isn't far off...

Ooh you are a tease, Adam! Any more clues?

No, you'll just have to wait! As will I - heard from the dealer this morning and, obviously, he's required to shut up shop for the time being.

[Macca]

I don't want to wait, I want to know now!

Better not be something crap.

[Marco]

I don't want to wait, I want to know now!

Lol - you sound like Del when she WANTS something NOW

The other night, at around 10.30pm she took a notion for some chips ['WANT chips'], so I had to take the car out and find a decent chippy that was still open - and fortunately there was!

Marco.

[Marco]

If you remember, i said no electric motors but, actually, the colour isn't far off...

A man of your calibre deserves nothing less... Only thing is, where would Ursula go?

Marco.

[Macca]

'Want chips!'

At least the instructions are clear and economically delivered. Not like most women who want you to guess what they want.

[Marco]

Lol - yes there is that, i suppose. When she WANTS something, she usually dispenses with any need to be cryptic!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Lol - you sound like Del when she WANTS something NOW

The other night, at around 10.30pm she took a notion for some chips ['WANT chips'], so I had to take the car out and find a decent chippy that was still open - and fortunately there was!

Marco.

Good that you've taught her to 'use her words', so much nicer than a whack round the head with her favourite stiletto I'm surprised that a kitchen as well appointed as yours doesn't have a deep fat fryer, home made chips are nicer.

Unless fryers are not hoity toity enough. You could always tell visitors it's a 'smart' RCM for your 7" singles collection.